Anyway, one of the things friends do with each other is talk about romance. Lori has heard my many tales of The Bank Lady, and I have listened to her complain about the Ice Cream Man, who will not leave her alone. Yes, we give descriptive nicknames like these to all of our potential dates. Although, the Ice Cream Man doesn't really sell ice cream at all, nor will he ever be a potential date, but I digress.
While the Ice Cream Man continues to chase Lori, she actively seeks someone else. I made a bet with her that I could get a whole bunch of Ambrosia fans to write in and profess their undying love for her. Fans, don't let me down! I really need to win this bet.
Lori is excellent, and that's all there is to say. David and John will both vouch for her beauty, as will I. She is well educated, and likes to have fun. What more could you ask for?
So, without further ado, here is how to romance my roommate Lori.
If you have reservations about talking to strange women, or to women at all, now is your chance to break free and say whatever you need to get off your chest. She really is a great listener. Plus, you'll be helping me win a bet. Thanks a million.