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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Ambrosia Software Releases Harry the Handsome Executive: A Superhero for the Modern Corporation.

Contact:
Jason Whong
Ambrosia Software, Inc.
PO Box 23140
Rochester, NY 14692
Tel: 716.325.1910
Fax: 716.325.3665

Rochester, NY -- [9/22/97] -- "To all employees: The break room will be locked until morale improves!" read the memo hastily launched upon Harry's desk. Harry grimaced to himself. Working at ScumCo had been a bumpy ride. Ever since Dr. Ubermann had promoted him to Manager of Core Proficiencies, things had become pretty slow. The only management he'd done was managing to win the solitaire game on his PowerBook.

Harry glanced at the placards tacked onto the carpeted siding of the cubicle. Best Office Banter - 1996...Best Decorated Cubicle - 2nd Quarter, 1995...Most Likely to Enact a Paradigm Shift in the Workgroup Mission Statement - 1994. As he reflected on the special passes to the senior executive washroom that came with each of them, he smiled softly. He leaned back in his swivel chair with a sigh of satisfaction.

An interruption from the intercom pierced the silence. It was Pam, Harry's secretary. "Dr. Ubermann needs you to run an errand, priority level one." Harry grabbed the folio marked "company confidential", and clutched the armrests of his swivel chair. He acknowledged Pam's message, pressed his feet against his desk, and darted backwards out of his cubicle. The company needed him, and it was time to sit and deliver.

Join Harry the Handsome Executive as he scoots and kicks his swivel chair through the halls of ScumCo in this delightful action game developed by Ben Spees. The path to job security is fraught with many perils! Harry must avoid discomfort caused by dart-throwing middle managers, rebellious customer service drones, crazed chemists, and a host of other enemies. All the while, he must maintain corporate favor or risk the feared pink slip.

Feel the synergy of a realistic office environment, and GenuineSwivelChair(tm) Physics. Challenge youself to go against the current as you pass the strong winds of the central HVAC system. Navigate the legendary catacombs beneath the floors of ScumCo, and unravel the secret of ScumCo Tower. Goal actualization has never been so much fun.

A sizzling custom MIDI instrument set complements the contemporary soundtrack. Active panning stereo effects make the phrase "You're Fired!" even more meaningful. Intelligent, 360-degree scrolling facilitates navigation, without downsizing the screen. All of these factors reiterate the core concept: Harry Kicks!

Even if Headquarters has mandated a spending freeze, Accounting may not notice the $20 expenditure for Harry's registration fee. Support won't have to upgrade your computer: Harry requires any color-capable Macintosh or compatible running System 7 or later (although a 68040 or PowerPC is recommended). Outsource your blues with Harry the Handsome Executive. The power of the swivel will be with you...always.

Ambrosia Software, Inc. - publisher of award winning programs for the Macintosh - distributes Harry the Handsome Executive and a full line of utility, productivity, and anti-productivity (game) software through America Online, CompuServe, and the Internet as shareware. Unregistered versions of Harry on disk, and other Ambrosia Software products, can be obtained by calling the Arizona Mac Users Group (AMUG) at 602.553.8966.


            Ambrosia Software, Inc.
            PO Box 23140
            Rochester, NY 14692


           Tel: 716.325.1910 (technical support)
                800.231.1816 (orders only)

           Fax: 716.325.3665

America Online: AmbrosiaSW
    Compuserve: 74777,1147
         GEnie: AmbrosiaSW
      Internet: help@AmbrosiaSW.com (technical support)
                register@AmbrosiaSW.com (orders only)


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