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Dec 18 2002, 04:10 PM
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![]() profane Lakeman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,067 Joined: 7-June 01 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 2,321 |
...what would you do?
I would convince my family that I really did love them and then beat the crap out of some people who deserved it. I don't now what else I would do. I'd probably pop lots of those little bubble things you store fragile stuff in. I might rent a steamroller and see what that would lead to... /morbid, unoriginal topic idea ------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. ------------------ "It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'" -------------------- Write your complaints here: O
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Dec 18 2002, 04:14 PM
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Azdgari Player ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,400 Joined: 28-March 01 From: England Member No.: 1,878 |
Thank you, Luke, for quite possibly making some people think about, and worry about, their own mortality. Consideration for other people, perhaps? <sigh>
------------------ -Esponer Am I posting in Just Chat or B&B? If so, I'm probably joking. -------------------- -Esponer
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Dec 18 2002, 04:16 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,743 Joined: 9-February 01 From: New Jersey Member No.: 1,601 |
Party. Party like its the last day of my life.
If I'm going, at least I'll go happy. ------------------ "The same things that make you laugh, make you cry You never miss your water 'til the well runs dry What will you see when your life flash before your eyes? The lows and the highs make you laugh, make you cry." -------------------- Still trying to come up with something creative to put here.
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Dec 18 2002, 04:18 PM
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![]() Delicious hawtness ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 9,029 Joined: 8-October 01 From: Santa Rosa, CA Member No.: 2,770 |
Go skydiving as many time as possible. Say to my family all the things that I'd like to say, but can't ever seem to find the words for. And write a kick-ass will.
------------------ No one ever conquered Wyoming from the left or from the right. Crazy flash movies. ephrin@mac.com -------------------- Ring-ding-diddle-iddle oh dee oh, ring-ding-diddle ee eye oh,
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Dec 18 2002, 04:24 PM
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![]() profane Lakeman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 5,067 Joined: 7-June 01 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 2,321 |
QUOTE Originally posted by SilverDragon: Thank you, Luke, for quite possibly making some people think about, and worry about, their own mortality. Consideration for other people, perhaps? <sigh> QUOTE Originally posted by SilverDragon: Am I posting in Just Chat or B&B? If so, I'm probably joking. Hmm... ------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. ------------------ "It's spelled Luke, but it's pronounced 'Qkrnxtl.'" -------------------- Write your complaints here: O
Please don't write out of the space. -------------------- EV Banter and Brawl Director of Waste Management |
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Dec 18 2002, 04:27 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,785 Joined: 13-January 02 Member No.: 3,307 |
I'd get incredibly depressed that it was my last day to live and die in some cheap apartement surrounded by smashed whisky bottles and empty picture frames, thinking of the things I would have done, people I would have loved, and knowing that I was alone, with nobody by my side, nobody that cared.
------------------ Snow White was recently expelled from Disneyland following alegations that she sat on Pinocchio's face and shouted 'Lie bastard lie' Solar Knowledge|Solar Quiz|Image Gallery|Fribbles!|Blorktronics Software Inc.| [This Message has been edited by a garden troll] [This message has been edited by Zax (edited 12-18-2002).] [This message has been edited by Zax (edited 12-18-2002).] -------------------- blorktronics software forum: help save a starving webboard!
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Dec 18 2002, 05:08 PM
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Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,212 Joined: 17-April 99 Member No.: 31 |
I'd **** **** ****, beat up somebody who deserved it, then **** some more.
------------------ -Shade "Where am I going, and why am I in a handbasket?" The Onion, America's finest news source Bottom Quark, Science News and Discussion -------------------- -Shade
"My god has a bigger dick than your god." -George Carlin Recursive: adj. see Recursive The Onion, America's finest news source Bottom Quark, Science News and Discussion |
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Dec 18 2002, 05:13 PM
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![]() Size Matters ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Super Moderators Posts: 16,010 Joined: 28-February 00 From: Citrus Heights, CA, USA Member No.: 289 |
QUOTE Originally posted by Luke: ...what would you do? *Pikeman looks at the calender* Postpose the death date for a week. ------------------ "How dare you take liberties with my virtual tongue, sir." - painless Pikepics, Floozy's Pics ••> pikeman.sourcecod.com <•• pike's #ev3 quotes, PP™ Just Tech: Whisky shot of the truly l33t. -------------------- "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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Dec 18 2002, 05:50 PM
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![]() Huw ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,916 Joined: 16-April 01 From: Canberra, Australia Member No.: 2,007 |
I would try to do something to change the world. I would do all kinds of shocking, wambing protests. I would blow up something major just to prove that arabs are not the only ones who would do such things. I would meet my maker with truth and bravery. I would fight for the freedom of the world and die with honor on the battlefield.
------------------ About as strewthful as a man falling off a cliff saying "Fair Dinkum!" "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't." - Pyro <edit>Atilla The Nun</edit> [This message has been edited by White Fire (edited 12-18-2002).] -------------------- boing!
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Dec 18 2002, 05:59 PM
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![]() Super-Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Super Moderators Posts: 19,069 Joined: 26-August 01 From: Iowa, land of corn Member No.: 2,480 |
QUOTE Originally posted by White Fire: I would try to do something to change the world. I would do all kinds of shocking, wambing protests. I would blow up something major just to prove that arabs are not the only ones who would do such things. I would meet my maker with truth and bravery. I would fight for the freedom of the world and die with honor on the battlefield. In other words, you'd spend your last 24 hours as the love-slave to Bubba in jail. ------------------ PoG Walkthrough and Compendium | PoG Dev Tools | Spells Expander Stark.evula.net | EVula.net | Coldstone-dev mailing list -------------------- Dump McCain! Vote Palin '08!
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Dec 18 2002, 06:05 PM
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no-good musician ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,165 Joined: 17-June 02 Member No.: 5,099 |
Probably, I would play Starcraft for a while, while guzzling about 19 liters of Pepsi One, just because it would be fun. I would definetly try pot. Maybe ecstasy. Oh, and I would climb up on the roof and toss light bulbs into the street and listen to them pop. God I love that. Then I would smash my guitar in the driveway, shoot some crap with my pellet gun, and just destroy stuff for a couple hours.
Then I would come over and here and post a topic about lemurs. I'd have all my crap given to charity, because none of the losers I have ever met deserve it. Oh, and I would be sure not to die a virgin. ------------------ "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." -Oscar Wilde -------------------- |
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Dec 18 2002, 06:20 PM
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Retiree ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,500 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 3,599 |
I would likely go sky-diving a couple of times, call my closest friends and say good-bye, tell a few people how wonderful they are. Every attractive women I passed I would tell exactly how beautiful she was, and then keep walking, humming to myself just so that I can leave knowing that I have made some people happy. I would send all of my money to my little sister for her schooling. As night approached I would ask a few close friends to join me as I hiked into the mountains to watch the sunset and the stars rise. Then I would wait in good company and beautiful (even if cold) surroundings until my end came. I would die happy, and at peace with my life and the world.
------------------ "Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?"-Pink Floyd Russell for President 2020! -------------------- "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." -- John Andrew Holmes
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move". -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams |
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Dec 18 2002, 06:45 PM
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![]() Failure at Life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,261 Joined: 19-April 02 From: In front of my computer Member No.: 3,901 |
I'd buy a huge count down clock to count down my final day. Then on my final second of life I would have some people push the clock on me, crushing me to death. I guess I want a poetic death...killed by time or was I really destined to die that day?
------------------ If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression. -DeadBeat Requiem for the Insane -------------------- So crazy he just might work!
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Dec 18 2002, 07:29 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,044 Joined: 7-August 02 Member No.: 5,737 |
I would tell my family how much I cared about them. Tell the guy that I have a crush on that I care about him, too. Spend a while with my friends. Find out how I did on the past 3 tests I took this week. Maul anyone who makes fun of someone else. Say bye to teachers. Give everyone the presents I got for them. Give everyone everything before I die, so I can give it to them as a last present. Whoever crashes into me in the hallway when the rest of the hallway is empty shove them into a wall. See if I really can fit into my locker.
I guess that's it. Edit: BTW, our lockers are pretty skinny. Probably no wider than the screen of my iBook (blueberry kind). ------------------ "Throw another faggot on the fire." "What?" -Russler's Rapsody Here is an important example as to why it is important to remember a faggot is also a log. My game's site [This message has been edited by PinkFluffyBunny (edited 12-18-2002).] -------------------- |
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Dec 18 2002, 07:44 PM
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![]() before thinking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,861 Joined: 11-January 00 From: Maryland, USA Member No.: 123 |
Plan lots of grand things, end up coming on here and posting a little too long, stand around the whole day thinking of nothing, cry myself to sleep, die.
------------------ "Most of the people here are self-hating, atheistic and xenophobic. They absolutely hate freedom, capitalism, religion, God and anyone with a shred of inner peace. Your topic will soon be full of maniacal rantings from a bunch of teenagers who channel all their anger through angst-ridden harangues they post in whatever meaningless religious or political topics the forum brings that day." -Mikee |
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Dec 18 2002, 07:45 PM
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Captain Of Carnage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,431 Joined: 3-April 01 Member No.: 1,916 |
Well, I'd go out and purchase a digital multitrack recorder, call friends over, and put to CD the ten plus progressive rock/metal songs that I've written out in full (music and lyrics). I can die happy knowing I've made music people will listen to after I die.
Then again, I plan to live forever, so this topic is meaningless to me. ![]() ------------------ "A paradox is not a conflict within reality. It is a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality should be like." -Richard Feynman Rockviews .:. Modern and classic rock reviews by an opinionated maniac! -------------------- commercialize-infect-annihilate-progress
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Dec 18 2002, 07:48 PM
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![]() Music Geek for Life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,482 Joined: 10-November 00 From: Red Hook, NY Member No.: 1,220 |
I'd let all the people I like know exactly how I feel... I'd especially make sure Dana knows how much I care about her... I'd listen to my favorite songs really loudly and probably invite over everyone I remotely know
![]() ------------------ Your pet poodle is flying loop-de-loops over my microchips! The poodle is coming! The poodle is coming! (Don't ask Visit my website. Does my post count confuse you? -------------------- "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
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Dec 18 2002, 07:50 PM
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![]() Music Geek for Life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,482 Joined: 10-November 00 From: Red Hook, NY Member No.: 1,220 |
QUOTE Originally posted by Luke: IQ: Rediculously high Hehehehe... first, that's creative... prolly moreso than my post count, though it's fooled more people, probably. Second, I hope the spelling mistake is intenshunal (like that one...)------------------ Your pet poodle is flying loop-de-loops over my microchips! The poodle is coming! The poodle is coming! (Don't ask Visit my website. Does my post count confuse you? -------------------- "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
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Dec 18 2002, 10:08 PM
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Autist in residence ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,063 Joined: 25-May 01 From: ##socialites Member No.: 2,234 |
I would probably post something here, then get some food (something really really expensive)
And then i would have sex with soemone! I would give all my **** to nice people i have met, and leave all my macs to B&B.. Then I would climb up onto the roof of a tall building and drop **** on people.. And with my remaining time in the last second of my life, i would jump of said building and die during the fall (but before I hit the ground) ------------------ WARNING: Web Boards can be hazardous to your health. AppleFritter "I want pop-pop underwear!" - HollyWoozle My stuff -------------------- If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who - Vonnegut
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Dec 18 2002, 10:14 PM
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Retiree ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 3,500 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 3,599 |
Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life?
------------------ "Was it love, or was it the idea of being in love?"-Pink Floyd Russell for President 2020! -------------------- "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." -- John Andrew Holmes
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move". -Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams |
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Dec 18 2002, 10:36 PM
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![]() Wandering Sage ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,980 Joined: 12-January 01 From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Member No.: 1,474 |
I live every day like that. So, I'd probably just continue on with the stuff I've been doing so far. I can honestly say that if I died tommorow, I'd be happy.
There - you now have the secret to life - live every day as if it were your last 24 hours. ------------------ Gage Stryker ---------------- "Complacency can lead to Extinction" Proud to be CANADIAN! -------------------- Gage Stryker, a.k.a. The Extreme Machine - now succumbed to BLOG
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Dec 18 2002, 10:48 PM
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Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,226 Joined: 13-July 00 Member No.: 750 |
QUOTE Originally posted by Russell Quintero: snip Indeed... I'd probably go out and do a whole bunch of crap i dont normally do as well. Id probably also lose my virginity somewhere... QUOTE Originally posted by Russell Quintero: Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life? I know at least one friend who would if they knew I was going to die. I know I sure would. ------------------ We are condemned to be free. -------------------- .
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Dec 18 2002, 10:48 PM
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![]() Solid as a rock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,501 Joined: 26-October 00 Member No.: 1,164 |
I'd do exactly what I always do every day. Either that or I'd grab a couple hundred dollars (petrol money) and drive for the whole time to see how far I could get. Possibly with my friends, and definitely with my cds.
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Dec 18 2002, 11:22 PM
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no-good musician ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,165 Joined: 17-June 02 Member No.: 5,099 |
QUOTE Originally posted by Lobster: Plan lots of grand things, end up coming on here and posting a little too long, stand around the whole day thinking of nothing, cry myself to sleep, die. In another topic, you said you couldn't wait to die. Why cry? ------------------ "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." -Oscar Wilde -------------------- |
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Dec 18 2002, 11:51 PM
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QUOTE Originally posted by Russell Quintero: Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life? Hookers. As for me, I'd make a triple pilgrimage to the Holy See, Jerusalem, and Bethlehem. ------------------ Got questions? I’ve got answers. Catholic Apologetics and Evangelization: Up and running well! Totus Tuus |
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