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post Dec 18 2002, 04:10 PM
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...what would you do?

I would convince my family that I really did love them and then beat the crap out of some people who deserved it. I don't now what else I would do. I'd probably pop lots of those little bubble things you store fragile stuff in. I might rent a steamroller and see what that would lead to...

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post Dec 18 2002, 04:14 PM
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Thank you, Luke, for quite possibly making some people think about, and worry about, their own mortality. Consideration for other people, perhaps? <sigh>

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post Dec 18 2002, 04:16 PM
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Party. Party like its the last day of my life.

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post Dec 18 2002, 04:18 PM
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Go skydiving as many time as possible. Say to my family all the things that I'd like to say, but can't ever seem to find the words for. And write a kick-ass will.

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post Dec 18 2002, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE
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Thank you, Luke, for quite possibly making some people think about, and worry about, their own mortality. Consideration for other people, perhaps? <sigh>


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Am I posting in Just Chat or B&B? If so, I'm probably joking.


Hmm...

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post Dec 18 2002, 04:27 PM
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I'd get incredibly depressed that it was my last day to live and die in some cheap apartement surrounded by smashed whisky bottles and empty picture frames, thinking of the things I would have done, people I would have loved, and knowing that I was alone, with nobody by my side, nobody that cared.

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post Dec 18 2002, 05:08 PM
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post Dec 18 2002, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE
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...what would you do?  


*Pikeman looks at the calender*

Postpose the death date for a week.

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post Dec 18 2002, 05:50 PM
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I would try to do something to change the world. I would do all kinds of shocking, wambing protests. I would blow up something major just to prove that arabs are not the only ones who would do such things. I would meet my maker with truth and bravery. I would fight for the freedom of the world and die with honor on the battlefield.

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post Dec 18 2002, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE
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I would try to do something to change the world. I would do all kinds of shocking, wambing protests. I would blow up something major just to prove that arabs are not the only ones who would do such things. I would meet my maker with truth and bravery. I would fight for the freedom of the world and die with honor on the battlefield.


In other words, you'd spend your last 24 hours as the love-slave to Bubba in jail.

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post Dec 18 2002, 06:05 PM
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Probably, I would play Starcraft for a while, while guzzling about 19 liters of Pepsi One, just because it would be fun. I would definetly try pot. Maybe ecstasy. Oh, and I would climb up on the roof and toss light bulbs into the street and listen to them pop. God I love that. Then I would smash my guitar in the driveway, shoot some crap with my pellet gun, and just destroy stuff for a couple hours.

Then I would come over and here and post a topic about lemurs.

I'd have all my crap given to charity, because none of the losers I have ever met deserve it.

Oh, and I would be sure not to die a virgin.

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post Dec 18 2002, 06:20 PM
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I would likely go sky-diving a couple of times, call my closest friends and say good-bye, tell a few people how wonderful they are. Every attractive women I passed I would tell exactly how beautiful she was, and then keep walking, humming to myself just so that I can leave knowing that I have made some people happy. I would send all of my money to my little sister for her schooling. As night approached I would ask a few close friends to join me as I hiked into the mountains to watch the sunset and the stars rise. Then I would wait in good company and beautiful (even if cold) surroundings until my end came. I would die happy, and at peace with my life and the world.

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post Dec 18 2002, 06:45 PM
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I'd buy a huge count down clock to count down my final day. Then on my final second of life I would have some people push the clock on me, crushing me to death. I guess I want a poetic death...killed by time or was I really destined to die that day?

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post Dec 18 2002, 07:29 PM
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I would tell my family how much I cared about them. Tell the guy that I have a crush on that I care about him, too. Spend a while with my friends. Find out how I did on the past 3 tests I took this week. Maul anyone who makes fun of someone else. Say bye to teachers. Give everyone the presents I got for them. Give everyone everything before I die, so I can give it to them as a last present. Whoever crashes into me in the hallway when the rest of the hallway is empty shove them into a wall. See if I really can fit into my locker.

I guess that's it.

Edit: BTW, our lockers are pretty skinny. Probably no wider than the screen of my iBook (blueberry kind).

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post Dec 18 2002, 07:44 PM
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Plan lots of grand things, end up coming on here and posting a little too long, stand around the whole day thinking of nothing, cry myself to sleep, die.

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post Dec 18 2002, 07:45 PM
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Well, I'd go out and purchase a digital multitrack recorder, call friends over, and put to CD the ten plus progressive rock/metal songs that I've written out in full (music and lyrics). I can die happy knowing I've made music people will listen to after I die.

Then again, I plan to live forever, so this topic is meaningless to me.

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post Dec 18 2002, 07:48 PM
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I'd let all the people I like know exactly how I feel... I'd especially make sure Dana knows how much I care about her... I'd listen to my favorite songs really loudly and probably invite over everyone I remotely know

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QUOTE
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Hehehehe... first, that's creative... prolly moreso than my post count, though it's fooled more people, probably. Second, I hope the spelling mistake is intenshunal (like that one...)

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I would probably post something here, then get some food (something really really expensive)
And then i would have sex with soemone!
I would give all my **** to nice people i have met, and leave all my macs to B&B..
Then I would climb up onto the roof of a tall building and drop **** on people..
And with my remaining time in the last second of my life, i would jump of said building and die during the fall (but before I hit the ground)

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post Dec 18 2002, 10:14 PM
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Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life?

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post Dec 18 2002, 10:36 PM
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I live every day like that. So, I'd probably just continue on with the stuff I've been doing so far. I can honestly say that if I died tommorow, I'd be happy.

There - you now have the secret to life - live every day as if it were your last 24 hours.

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post Dec 18 2002, 10:48 PM
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Indeed... I'd probably go out and do a whole bunch of crap i dont normally do as well. Id probably also lose my virginity somewhere...
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Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life?

I know at least one friend who would if they knew I was going to die. I know I sure would.

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I'd do exactly what I always do every day. Either that or I'd grab a couple hundred dollars (petrol money) and drive for the whole time to see how far I could get. Possibly with my friends, and definitely with my cds.
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post Dec 18 2002, 11:22 PM
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Plan lots of grand things, end up coming on here and posting a little too long, stand around the whole day thinking of nothing, cry myself to sleep, die.



In another topic, you said you couldn't wait to die. Why cry?

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Why do all of these virgins think that while they couldn't get any while they had plenty of time, they can get a peice on their very last day of life?


Hookers.

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