Discuss.

Needs more Lektor.

Not to mention Taz.

-Pufer

Ehhehheh. Did you actually take my idea?

No, I love bacon. It just came out all of the sudden.

Mmm... bacon.

Bacon for the utter, unadulterated win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVKJpkq-wNo

Gaffigan = Kenny Bania.

-Pufer

I have bacon. Fear me.

Today I passed through Harrison, NJ.

Indeed you did, and much fun was had by all...

... but who is NJ?

LOL< TEH BACONZORZ LOLOLOLOL IT FUNNY HAHAHA.

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Had to get that out of my system. I think I'm all better now. Maybe.

Today I passed by Harrison, NY.

The day after Australia Day a gorgeous Aussie blonde cooked me bacon and eggs. Now there's a sure cure for a hangover.

I smell bacon

I never realised how popular I was in the States...

Bacon is awesome.
... <insert impassioned speech> ...

Egbert Nobacon. Famous for chucking a bucket of water in the face of the Deputy Prime Minister.

I love bacon!
It's the best!
I'm gonna have a bacon fest!

Bring your bacon!
Put it to the test!
Bring your bacon to the bacon fest!
-Bacon Fest, by Shlimazel

Or an impassioned rhyme. That works too.

I got some bacon here...

Oh no, please not that again.

What did Brqgn ever do to you?

-Pufer

Oh, that's his photo...
Uhh...
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Oh, I know what he did to me. He involved that picture in these web boards.
<THE FOLLOWING WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE ACCEPTED BY ANYTHING BUT ATT>

But I will bring a horror far worse that that...you will suffer its wrath of ugliness, zits, warts, nose hairs, ear hairs, wrinkles, blackheads, facial anomalies, and disorderly hair...it is a drawing, but a horrific one...you will suffer greatly once I learn how to scan pictures...

That photo is a very much so accepted and appreciated gift that brqgn gave to the B&B community, thank you very much. I even have one of me doing the same pose, and considered started a topic based on that picture. Oh, and I doubt that whatever you said will be accepted by even the ATT. There are some standards around here, you know.

Just for you Tom. Just for you.

And aparently huiman meat tastes like pork. Will hands taste like bacon?



Nothing. I'm doing it because I love him.

Fried, very fried

... and you spelled "Pole" incorrectly. All Ares Poles traditionally are spelt "Pole" not "Poll"

Other than the front page of the forum, and your post, I can't see a single instance of the word 'poll' or 'pole'.

You have to look deep er into the past....

I meant in this topic.

Uh, hello? Bacon, anyone? *pan sizzles*

I want bacon.

LET HIM EAT BACON!!! *serves bacon*

Ummm, can I have ketchup with mine please?

I am the supreme user-of-ketchup-for-things-on-which-it-should-not-be person. If anyone's having ketchup on their bacon, it'll be me. And I'm not having ketchup on my bacon.

Jeez, I only asked

Can I have mustard?

Only if you're not in the room I'm in. I hate the smell of mustard.

Hehheh.

*Eats bacon covered in Mustard*

Ha!

*Eats bacon covered in mustard AND ketchup AND in the same room as Sponge Tom*

Ha!

Sure, Jeremiah! I'll even PASS you the ketchup and mustards!! Have a seat at the bacon eating table!

Meanwhile, I wonder exactly who Spongey thinks made him the boss.

I bathe in mustard . . . gas . . . condensed . . . In a plastic bag . . . hung from my ceiling.

*Throws bacon to the floor in disgust*

"...What have I done?!?!"

*Dives to the floor and eats the bacon*

"As for you,"

*Pulls out mustard gas bomb*

"IF YA LIKE MUSTARD SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU BREATHE IT?! MUHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!"

*Sets off mustard gas bomb and runs out the door*

*Spontaneous nuclear explosion *

NOW he gets it.

Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

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I used to...

EDIT: I better not comment on this for fear of what may happen.

Come on Sparky, eat your false bacon. Otherwise I'll tighten your chains...