Any day that has little people in diapers taking aim at humans with weapons makes Hector happy.

Hector is dead. Our de-pinned "Dear Hector" topic has proven that.

Hector is very much alive and hungers for human flesh.

Yeah. Because "not writing letters" means you're dead.

No, we've been writing, and there were several written before the de-pinning.

Yeah. Because spamming your topic and then you not responding means you're dead.


He was talking about Hector, numbnuts.

hector doesn't really care about people in general, and while she sees the ask hector section, her little evil heart hasn't found the time nor the desire to reply. Perhaps she might one day... or she might delete it.. depends on her whim that day and how many peanuts I have fed her.

Just remember, she will decide who will live or die when the end comes.

Yeah, that's a better way to put it. That's what I meant.

Hehheh. And they've got a point. Hector has no real reason to respond since we

1. Spammed the topic to the point of no return (Shlim had a little to do with this but it was mostly Sponge Tom and unfortunately me.)

2. No one's been typing her letters anymore.

Magnus, give her a few extra peanuts from me. I'd prefer to not be destroyed once she takes over the world. (Especially after waging total war on her.)

Yes, I have.

...so? That still means nobody's been writing her letters.

Yes, I guess I stopped posting in it too.

Why does Hector hate us?

Why wouldn't she. She's a super-intelligent dictator parrot. She's superiorely awesome in just about everything. And us? We're just a bunch of spamming, lazy, slobs. Well we are at least. I can't say the same for everyone else.

Aside from that Humans are causing pollution and destruction of various animals habitats. Any other animal can't do that. There's no reason to hate them. It we keep it up, there's a small chancet that there won't be anything left to rule by the time Hector takes over the world.

Then why is she revealing her plans?





Uh, yes they can.

Well not to the same degree. Humans are advanced enough to have factories and stuff like that. You can't really cause pollution with hooves.

But if you do know something I don't, please share it.

No she won't. Vive la resistance!

Cattle cause 65% of the nitrous oxide in the atmosphere, which heats the earth 296 times as much as carbon dioxide (meaning that all nitrous oxide is heating the earth 296 times as much as all carbon dioxide. I didn't mean one atom of nitrous oxide heats the earth 296 times as much as carbon dioxide).
Wait, now everything makes sense! Hector plans to destroy the world with horrible quantities of...*ahem, cough* farts *cough*! We have to stop her!!!

Also, solid waste from dogs causes about 96% of unwanted anomalies in the apartment complex I live in. Other 4 percent would be litter (and we don't have low amounts of litter).

Yes, viva la resistance! Though I think my resistance took a different form, on a different topic, but still!

That's a ridiculously long topic with ridiculously long posts.

It was stil fun though.

Since we're talking about two differen't resistences, and more than one person, wouldn't it be viven? Though viva is appropriate. The resistance is basically one body which wouldn't be counted as plural unless you could both as two seperate ones since they basically are.

Right. And human beings are the ones slashing the rainforests that help clean the air and filling the spaces with more cows than would naturally be born if they were left alone.

That's exactly right Rickton. We're creating more animals by reducing the amount of space they have to live in.

And last I heard, trees filtered carbon dioxide.

But that's not the point. The point is, Hector wants to kill us by excessive flatulence.

Viva la resistance is French, not Spanish. It would be vive if it was Spanish, seeing as resistance is not resistances.

Er...what are you talking about? Did you even read what I...nevermind.

We're cutting down rainforests so the cows have more space to live. Specifically cows, the ones who produce the greenhouse gases. Cows don't live in rainforests.

lies! i took this picture not three weeks ago on safari in columbia!





>.>

Why is a Columbian cow wearing a hat that says "Mexico" on it?
OH SHI-

That's right, Rickton. It was a Mexican Spy Cow.

I thought it was Spanish. Oh, right. Vive. Yeah, that's not Spanish. I didn't know what I was thinking for a minute.

Vivo
Vivas
Viva
Vivamos

Yeah, it's not Spanish.

Conjugation of vivir: (to live)
(yo) vivo
(tú) vives
(él, ella, usted) vive
(nosotros, nosotras) vivimos
(ustedes) viven
(ellos, ellas) viven

Ambrosia SW should make a game called Hector Domination. Difficult, fun, and exactly Hector's thoughts game.