http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

Discuss.

Return of the Midget Hordes™

That's pretty amusing.

I wish we could get a better picture.. I'd love to see it.

Does anyone else find the sensuous pose of this gnome disturbing?



-Veccy

Rule #34 of the Internet.

Never wear black shoes with a brown suit?

If it exists, there is porn of it.

-Pufer

Just go to /b/ on 4chan.

-Veccy

ah shit.

I hope this is a joke. Seriously, how is this that scary? I'd just go up to it and punt the damn thing.

Or get the old 12 gauge if it's really that bad.

-Pufer

And really, even if it doesn't exist, there still probably is porn of it.

Sadly, that's true. LucasArts/Film almost did that with the Twi-leks.

huh? There's loads of twi-lek porn. I know a few rather good sources in particular actually . . .

And I thought Cowboy Bebop porn would be bad...

Divulge.

No.

What, I'm not good enough to see some hot Twi'lek action?

Is there any race in the realm of science fiction fantasy that has a greater disparity between male and female attractiveness than the Twi'leks? I mean:







There's no contest in there. Some Twi'lek lesbian action would probably be alright, but Twi'lek porn in general could get a little spooky.

-Pufer

Now.. just imagine some Jabba the Hut action - and I'm hooked!

So you're saying you don't want a piece of this???:



I'm offended.

-Vecoriwen

Congratulations! You've posted the most disturbing thing I've seen today!

Sometimes I feel like that picture. It's not often - but it's frightening when it does happen.

link it or it ain't true.
oola is hot.

Kinda on topic:

Physics doesn't exist, it's all about gnomes

Sounds like a challenge to me...

Do it...

If Lek is going to whip it out, gimme a minute to get my camera.

-Pufer

Don't worry about it. There's one attached.

>_>

Er... that's what I heard..

Bring the widescreen lense

Wait, I've lost where you guys are going. What are we talking about?

...Or do I even want to know?

We're making plans to take pictures of ourselves standing above you naked while you sleep. Whether you wanted to know that or not is unknown to me.

-Pufer

Yeah...that's the kind the of thing that generally qualifies as something I didn't want to know.

But you don't know where I live. All you have is what I look like.

Keep telling yourself that.

-Pufer

Who's bringing the baby oil? I've forgotten...

I think µ is. µ?

-Pufer

Wasn't she bringing the chains? I'm sure someone was bringing the chains...

I know who has a whip.

I do. Several infact. Mostly from my horse riding days.

The best riding doesn't involve horses. Unless of course it does.

And for sponge it does.

Chains, oil, and some feather boas. Check.

Feather boas? You really are one sick puppy

Any water bottles?

Wow. I'm all about the feather boas.

-Pufer

Water bottles are between you and me, Lek. That's a very special privilege.

Pufer, would you prefer Red or Neon Green?

I think I'll go with the red.

-Pufer

I can't believe you didn't even offer him a pink one!

I was saving the pink one for you, Lekkie-poo.

You're the best!