This idea just popped out somehow.

Ask a "How Many" question either for difficulty or for fun and see if anyone can get the answer.

Ie: How many fingers on each hand?



4 (Not including the thumb)


My first one is:

How many CDs do I own?

15.

How many times must you make this topic?

Once.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Average of 364 licks.

How many posts will this topic continue for?

45.

How many "real men" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11.

One to do the screwing, and 10 guys for him to brag to about the screwing, and how good a job he did.

How many computers is 'too many'?

More than 1 for every 10 cubic feet of your house.

How many planets has Hector conquered?

just Earth.

How many musical instruments do you play?

Three. Guitar, bass, violin.

How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes a man?

None. Paralyzed folks can still be men.

How much money would it take to convince you to eat nothing but carrots for the next month?

-Pufer

We're going to need the judges' ruling on whether or not "How much..." questions can be admitted.



Okay, it looks they're going to accept the content of the question, but it will have to be restated in the proper format, viz "How many...?" (Eg "How many dollars...?")

How many substantively equivalent questions will be disqualified before this topic runs its course?

-Pufer

One too many.

(The answer was zero, by the way. Real men aren't afraid of the dark)

How many internet browsers do you use?

1.

How many hairs do I have on my head?

Zero.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Eleven.

How many times would you estimate you've masturbated in your lifetime? (the answer may or may not be funnier if it is made up)

6.02 x 10^23.

How many posts have you made on this forum?

4774

how many hours of sleep did you get last night?

six

How many bugs in a box?

Two hundred thousand.

How many cookies have you ever eaten?

2,397.

How many times has the half-ton man clogged his toilet?

Never. He has a Toto.

How many times did the badger slap the nun?

-Pufer

None, the nun slapped the bagder.

How many people do you love?

N/A. I have no emotions.

how many pixels on my computer screen?

Too many, you can still get here.

How many Sponge Toms does it take to make 1 good board member?

Eleven, if they can keep their pants on.

How many days in a parsec?

-Pufer

3.262 light-years.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

12, if they're really good dancers.

How many times do you brush your teeth in a day?

1/14th of a time; my dental hygiene concerns are monitored on a strictly fortnightly basis.

How many fruit bats should I keep as pets?

Seventy and one-third.

How many days would it take the U.S. Senate to agree on what 2 + 2 is?

one to decide that it equals 5

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends on the Jew and the light bulb. Under normal conditions, 1/2.

How many people have you killed?

all of them.

how many days have you been alive?

about 6050.

how many computers have you screwed up to the point of having to reformat?

None that I can remember, but I've screwed some hard drives up enough where I had to do that.

How many acoustic ceiling tiles exist in North America?

-Pufer

One, big enough to cover the whole country.

How many elephants would it take to flatten the Statue of Liberty?

5,000,000,000.0000000000001. No more, no less.

How many idiots in the Middle East?

e³

How many bases belong to us?

(Numeric answer, please. "All" is a cop-out)

42 your bases are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time

How many exams does it take to break a biology major?

Six in a 48 hour period.

How many houseplants does it take to sing The Magic Flute?

-Pufer

I have no idea, but I do know that eight of them (six small cacti, a leftover Christmas poinsettia, and a potted lemon tree) can have it sung to them by me.

How many kinds of fruit does it take to make fruit cup?

I say a minimum of three.

How many chairs in the room you are currently in?

One

How many dildos are too many?

(thank you, B&B)

One.

How many brain cells in George W. Bush?

Several more than you.

How many posts past 45 will this go?

17.

How many plates do you have?

I don't know, couple dozen maybe?

How many individual fibers in a one square foot of carpet?

-Pufer

At least one.

How many shoes in your closet?

Couple dozen or so.

How many jackets in your closet?

-Pufer

Zero, they're in my bags to go home from college for the summer.

How many video games (computer, hand held, and console based) in your house?