...just lost the game.

I don't play games, kiddo, so you'd better stop mucking around.

SA is vicious!

-Pufer

This is ridiculous! I demand a replay. And some doughnuts. Maple glazed, preferably.

I herby invoke rule 391.

I love not playing.

My ship asplode???

Hey, I know how we can improve this topic!

Have they arrived at concensus on a dirty meaning for "superman that ho" yet?

-Pufer

That's what I was expecting this topic to be. I was disappointed, which is pretty impressive considering.

I figured you, if anyone, would have any idea what that could possibly mean.


Well, the easier question is probably what it doesn't mean.

I keep hoping that someone will come up with something better than urban dictionary's most popular definition, which is stupid.

-Pufer

I just looked that up, I had no idea that was what it meant. There is a song popular over here currently called Chasing Pavements. In which a girl asks 'Should I give up? Or should I keep [censored]?'. Sounds innocent enough until you look up [censored] on the urban dictionary...

ARGH!

That's what she said

Oops.

I had to look up rimming.

I'm sorry that I did.

I just died on Deimos Rising. I got to Carthage, and died shortly after getting past the two little bases that launch those spike things. 1 w25h 1 h4d 1337 5k111z.

Don't use the green cannon. Cyan cannon FTW.

I only use the Green against the little spike discs that come in swarms. I use the Cyan whenever possible, except when those planes or spike-spheres begin circling around me. Then I use blue.

But when I'm done with either blue or green, I switch right back to cyan and start charging up the repeating gun.

Mooney, you crack me up.

lobf wins this topic.

-Pufer

That's the way. But I usually stick to the Cyan anyway. Hit 'em at the source Bob. Or use Blues bubble Gun.

EDIT: Ooooh! Cyans repeating gun has some spread! Just realised.

Hey Vell-os! Guess what? lobf already won the topic. End of story.

kthxbai!

Just because he won doesn't mean you guys can't keep losing.

I thought the only way for someone to win involved the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and a TV broadcast.

It's just that Cyan and Blue are bad against swarms. The fighter can't move fast enough to tackle a whole screen of those spike-disc things in the later levels. Cyan and blue are good against the planes since they're slower, but it's hard for them to handle the speed with which those discs move.

That and a laser screwdriver.

-Pufer

Sonic screwdriver?

Laser screwdriver; who'd have sonic?



-Pufer

How abaout a gravity screwdriver.

What about a screwdriver that works through your brain?

I take it you guys missed the reference.

Nevermind, we still love you.

I got the reference, but I do know a good bit about Doctor Who.

Wrong reference... I think.

or was there a laser screwdriver in Doctor Who?

Sonic screwdriver, not a laser in Doctor Who.

confused.

The Master, having won the office of Prime Minister in the guise of one Mr. Saxon, uses a laser screwdriver in the last couple episodes of season 3 of the new series. He introduces it by mocking the Doctor with the line, "Laser screwdriver. Who'd have sonic?" after killing Captain Jack with it.

-Pufer

I have an itch under the surface of my finger, so I can't scratch it. What do I do?

Suicide seems like the only logical course of action.

-Pufer

But I heard heaven has itchy robes, so it'll be even worse. Can't you tell me to shove a knife in it or something? I need someone to blame for the idea when my mom asks, "What happened to your thumb?"

I don't think you have to worry about the robes as much as the fire

*snort*
Now I know what to do when I feel depressed. Come to ATT.

Sponge Tom, the best thing to do is stub your toe. Then you won't notice you have an itchy finger.
For better results, cut your toe off with a spade or other fairly blunt object.

Enough. I'll not have people advocating self-harm on my webboard - especially when the correct answer is clearly to join the Peace Corps.

Or Here.

Why, why, why, does it always rain when you haven't got an umbrella.

Joining the Peace Corps is the correct answer to everything so that goes without saying.

I just lost the game.

Yes, but did you join the Peace Corps?

-Pufer