If you could have anything you want in the world, what would it be, and what would you do with it?

I was going to go with something like true love, but since that would be walking right into someone replying with a PBF strip, I'm going to go with a trillion dollars worth of each major world currency and precious metal. That would free up a lot of time for me to find true love with.

-Pufer

Eh, property is theft.

I can think of a few people that I suspect are possessed.

Oh, wait, you mean physical possessions....

Your mom

I meant physical. For instance:

If I could have anything I wanted, I'd go with a supernatural fork that changes color with my emotions/thoughts so that I could pull it out while talking to random people, think angry thoughts, then turn to a random person, hold it over my head, appear enraged and about to stab them through the gut with a color changing fork.

Your mom is physical, as are big stacks of 500 euro notes.

-Pufer

Theft is a good way to save/make money.

Yeah, but if you could have anything you want, why would you need to steal things?

It's not about what you have. It's about how you got it.

True.

I'm going to just say ditto to pufer's first post because it is extremely close to what I would choose.

A fully stocked TARDIS would suit my needs.

I have a better topic. I'm going to post it now. It'll be called Possessions, which is a more accurate speeling.

Way to fold early.

A full arsenal of all the weapons from Marathon and it's sequels. I figure patenting the Zeus Class Fusion Pistol or Alien Shotgun would get me enough money to retire.

Big Mac and large fries please.

I don't argue with anyone other than my mom and brother. Especially if I'm wrong.

I'll occassionally argue with Shigaraja, but mostly about how he always seems ticked at everyone for no apparent reason.

Nah, never mind then. I threw out some BS expecting a call-out or some play-along. Not a problem.

Though I would hardly say that you were wrong.

Side note: I argue/debate frequently, however my emotional disposition varies widely therein.

That and the fact that I just tend to go along with others. And I don't like saying things unless I'm 150% sure that I'm correct. I won't even think of making a guess about something if I don't know the answer for sure. Thus I won't argue a point when I have no idea what I'm talking about.

That and arguing with me is worse than an argument with Sponge Tom. I don't want to start that kind of trouble. One of my real life arguments put on here would upset the balance of things and we'd all spontaneously combust or something. The world would freeze over.

concerning the rules here, are we allowed to choose things that don't exist?

Yes. I meant that really. Especially since I picked something that doesn't exist.

Anything you wanted and you'd get a color-changing fork?

-Pufer

Good thing he didn't want a colour-changing tuning fork

well, in that case, i suppose i'd want a machine that allowed me to know everything.

Yes. Anything I wanted, and I'd get a color-changing fork.


I was going to say tuning fork, then decided against it.

Uh...I think I want the gun of Lizard's dreams.

<insert one liner about the gun of Lizard's dreams being his dick, alluding to the fact that Sponge Tom wants it>

-Pufer

I think I'd go for something I could ransom back to Bill Gates for an obscene amount of money. He's got kids, right?