Celchu
Jul 26 2002, 10:09 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
Arrange three 9s to represent the number 20. Use only elementary arithmetic.
Hm, I can do that with 4 9's, (99/9 + 9) but not only three. Shucks.
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firestorm
Jul 27 2002, 12:18 AM
(9+9)/.9
Nine plus Nine equals 18 divided by .9 equalls 20.
Or are decimals illegal?
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Jul 28 2002, 05:32 AM
spamguy
Jul 28 2002, 10:45 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by firestorm:
(9+9)/.9
Nine plus Nine equals 18 divided by .9 equalls 20.
Or are decimals illegal?
Correct.
"Boss, I have a complaint," said the young investment counselor. "Jones and I were hired at the same time, and both of us have handled about the same number of assignments. They've all been worth about the same, and each required a "yes-or-no" decision. Now, I've been keeping track of our recommendations, and I've done pretty well--I've been right about 70% of the time. Jones though knows nothing about investments--he hasn't made the right recommendation more than 10% of the time. I know that you're as aware of this as I am, and yet you've given him a promotion and a raise, while turning me down. How come?"
Did the boss have any valid reason for his action?
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PyroQuake
Jul 28 2002, 11:31 AM
Maybe Jones is the boss. The counselor said that Jones was promoted. Jones' promotion was to boss.
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SoySauce
Jul 28 2002, 11:41 AM
Perhaps the dumb one got a promotion to janitor? But then the raise wouldn't make any sense. Hrm...
Oh! I've got it!
Jones' boss is his father/brother/sister or some relative that favors family over hard workers.
This is though...
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Thunder
Jul 28 2002, 01:01 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
Correct.
"Boss, I have a complaint," said the young investment counselor. "Jones and I were hired at the same time, and both of us have handled about the same number of assignments. They've all been worth about the same, and each required a "yes-or-no" decision. Now, I've been keeping track of our recommendations, and I've done pretty well--I've been right about 70% of the time. Jones though knows nothing about investments--he hasn't made the right recommendation more than 10% of the time. I know that you're as aware of this as I am, and yet you've given him a promotion and a raise, while turning me down. How come?"
Did the boss have any valid reason for his action?
The fact is that Jones was actually more reliable in his recommendations than the guy speaking in the riddle. Jones was accurate only 10 percent of the time. This means that he was wrong at least 90% of the time. Knowing this, the firm could confidently recommend the opposite of whatever Jones said, and be right at least 90% of the time. Going by the guy speaking in the riddle, they would only have a success rate of about 70%. Thus the boss was justified in promoting Jones over the guy speaking in the riddle.
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spamguy
Jul 28 2002, 01:14 PM
Correct.
An object is in motion through a stationary medium. If the surrounding medium were absent, the object would continue moving indefinitely at the same speed. However, because of the energy lost as friction with the medium, the object speeds up. Explain.
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
Gage_Stryker
Jul 28 2002, 05:57 PM
Could the object be a hot air balloon? Friction produces heat, and more heat causes the balloon to rise faster.
And no one's got my pattern one yet. Hmm... I may have to start giving out hints in a bit.
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firestorm
Jul 28 2002, 06:46 PM
Well I might as well guess. Although the friction and object part make this sound odd.
The object could be some sort of sound or seismic wave and the medium would most likely have a higher density than the surroundings making the wave speed up.
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Myriad
Jul 28 2002, 06:57 PM
The object would have to be orbiting something, as that's the only situation I can think of that by removing the stationary medium, the object would continue indefinitely at the same speed. I don't get the friction part.
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member
Jul 29 2002, 11:03 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Gage_Stryker:
And no one's got my pattern one yet. Hmm... I may have to start giving out hints in a bit.
It's surprising, given all the computer-savvy people here who should easily recognize binary numbers.
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
An object is in motion through a stationary medium. If the surrounding medium were absent, the object would continue moving indefinitely at the same speed. However, because of the energy lost as friction with the medium, the object speeds up. Explain.
it could also be a propeller on a boat (although something else would be needed to push the boat through the water).
Thunder
Jul 29 2002, 01:33 PM
O X O X
O X X X
X O O O
X O O O
Clearly it's a little ascii-art drawing of a goalpost.
*Kicks football through the uprights* Three points!

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spamguy
Jul 29 2002, 04:34 PM
Hint time. Someone barely touched upon the answer, but didn't do it sufficiently.
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firestorm
Jul 29 2002, 05:31 PM
Time to refine my first guess. If the object was a particle of light it would travel indefinetly at the same speed. If the Medium however had a lower density than the surroundings the object would accelerate due to this change. Newton's first Law of Motion would show that the object would remain at a constant velocity if there were no forces acting upon it. When the object goes through the medium friction acts upon it and forces it to accelerate. Now that am I'm done rambling, I feel much better even if i am completely off.
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Overrider720
Jul 29 2002, 07:01 PM
Could it be a vacuum as in space?
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oasamostexianu
Jul 29 2002, 07:51 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Gage_Stryker:
Complete the pattern (fill in the ?'s with O's and X's):
[b]
O X O X
O X X X
X O O O
? ? ? ?
For bonus marks, explain what the pattern is.
This one may take you some time, unless you've seen it before (if you have, don't spoil it!)
[/B]
X O O X
It's counting in binary...
0000
0001
0010
0011
0100
0101
0111
1000
1001
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spamguy
Jul 29 2002, 11:48 PM
What happened to 0110?
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
spamguy
Jul 29 2002, 11:50 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Overrider720:
Could it be a vacuum as in space?
There is no friction in movement in a vacuum. Hence the statement that a body in motion tends to stay in motion until something opposes it.
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche,
Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
Dingo
Jul 30 2002, 01:57 AM
Although I like firestorm's answer, I'll try a different approach.
Some kind of satellite or shuttle is in a low orbit over Earth. If there was no atmosphere at its level of orbit, its velocity would be sufficient to maintain a constant orbital speed. Since there is an atmosphere, its orbital velocity is slowed by friction such that it cannot maintain orbit and falls back toward Earth. Acceleration due to gravity brings it to a higher reentry speed than its original orbital speed.
I'm not even sure if this is possible.
Otherwise, the object is the theoretical tachyon which gets faster as it loses energy.
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oasamostexianu
Jul 30 2002, 10:22 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
What happened to 0110?
I forgot it, obviously.

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spamguy
Jul 30 2002, 11:37 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Dingo:
Although I like firestorm's answer, I'll try a different approach.
Some kind of satellite or shuttle is in a low orbit over Earth. If there was no atmosphere at its level of orbit, its velocity would be sufficient to maintain a constant orbital speed. Since there is an atmosphere, its orbital velocity is slowed by friction such that it cannot maintain orbit and falls back toward Earth. Acceleration due to gravity brings it to a higher reentry speed than its original orbital speed.
I'm not even sure if this is possible.
More than possible, it's right!
Next one:
A barber posted this in his front window one day:
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'LL SHAVE YOU FOR NOTHING
AND GIVE YOU A DRINK
Within an hour he had a massive queue in front of the store waiting to get free shaves and a drink. Amusedly, he told to each patron-to-be how the sign maker made two errors in printing the sign. Quite miniscule, really; no words were omitted, nor any spelling errors encountered.
What
should the sign say?
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche,
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Gage_Stryker
Jul 31 2002, 03:45 AM
Now this is embarrasing. There's a typo in the pattern

I wondered when I couldn't solve it. Even more embarrasing is the fact it took me days to find it.
The correct one:
Complete the pattern (fill in the ?'s with O's and X's):
O X O X
O X X X
X O X X
? ? ? ?
For bonus marks, explain what the pattern is.
[/B][/QUOTE]
I don't know if that counts as a hint or not...

As atonement for this, I'll offer a few more puzzles.
1. I draw a triangle with two base angles of 90°. I continue the straight lines a finite distance and join them at the apex to form the third angle, creating the triangle. How is this possible?
Bonus: What angle or range of angles can the third angle be?
2. A cruel lady puts in her will that when she dies, all her assets are to be liquidated and the money placed with her inside the coffin. The coffin must then be cremated. Being a wealthy lady, all her relatives show up and await what they believe will be their inheritences. When they learn of the order, they are furious. They bring the will before a judge and demand that they recieve the inheritence, citing that the woman was not in her right mind when the will was written. Investigation shows that she was of sound mind, but the relatives still plead with the judge to get the money. The judge comes back with the verdict and rules that the wishes of the desceased must be paramount. However, he was also sympathetic to the heirs of the estate, and passed a ruling that would satisfy both parties. What did he do?
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Dingo
Jul 31 2002, 08:02 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
More than possible, it's right!
w00t! Many thanks for the nice prize, too!
As for the other puzzles, I can only think of:
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I'LL SHAVE YOU FOR NOTHING
AND GIVE YOU A DRINK?
but I have no idea why someone would get such a sign made up for their shop.
Gage's puzzles:
1. The triangle is drawn on the surface of a sphere. My geometry's not good enough to work out the exact angles though.
2. The woman's assets are liquidated not into cash but into gold. That way, after the cremation the gold will have melted into a salvageable lump, albeit with crazy old lady ash and bone fragments imbedded.
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member
Jul 31 2002, 10:50 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Gage_Stryker:
2. A cruel lady puts in her will that when she dies, all her assets are to be liquidated and the money placed with her inside the coffin. The coffin must then be cremated. Being a wealthy lady, all her relatives show up and await what they believe will be their inheritences. When they learn of the order, they are furious. They bring the will before a judge and demand that they recieve the inheritence, citing that the woman was not in her right mind when the will was written. Investigation shows that she was of sound mind, but the relatives still plead with the judge to get the money. The judge comes back with the verdict and rules that the wishes of the desceased must be paramount. However, he was also sympathetic to the heirs of the estate, and passed a ruling that would satisfy both parties. What did he do?
Once the assets are liquidated, each heir is given their share with instructions to write a cheque for that exact amount. The cheques are collected from each heir, and placed in the coffin.
(A wealthy man had $3 million that he didn't want to give his heirs when he died, so he gave his priest, doctor, and lawyer each $1 million, and told them to put it in an envelope and into his coffin at his wake. Each of them dutifully places an envelope at the appointed time. After the funeral, the three meet, and the priest confesses, "The poor in my community desperately needed food, so I used $100,000 of my share to fund the shelter; I only put $900,000 in the envelope." The doctor then confesses, "The county clinic was about to close its doors for lack of funds, so I donated $500,000; my envelope was half-empty."
"I'm shocked at both of you!" declared the lawyer. "I'll have you know that my envelope contained a personal cheque for the full $1 million.")
firestorm
Jul 31 2002, 10:59 AM
The only thing that I can think of for spamguy's puzzle would be:
What do you think
I'll shave for a drink
And give you nothing.
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member
Jul 31 2002, 11:02 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Gage_Stryker:
Complete the pattern (fill in the ?'s with O's and X's):
O X O X
O X X X
X O X X
? ? ? ?
For bonus marks, explain what the pattern is.
???? = X X O X
The pattern appears to be a representation of prime numbers in binary (where X=1, and O=0).
O X O X = 5
O X X X = 7
X O X X = 11
So the next number should either be 13 (the next prime) or 17 (5+2=7, 7+4=11, 11+6=17). But 17 in binary would be X O O O X, too many digits. Thus, it must be 13.
spamguy
Jul 31 2002, 12:59 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Dingo:
w00t! Many thanks for the nice prize, too!
As for the other puzzles, I can only think of:
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I'LL SHAVE YOU FOR NOTHING
AND GIVE YOU A DRINK?
but I have no idea why someone would get such a sign made up for their shop.
Correct. The sign was made because he liked to do pranks like that. (Note how he was amused.)
Third prize coming shortly!

There is one word, and one word only, that can be put inside each of the ten blank rectangles to give ten different meanings to the sentence. The word must be added only once at a time. For example, if you put the word in the first rectangle, the meaning of the word changes. Move the word to the second rectangle. Again it means something different. What's the word?
--- TOM --- HELPED -- MARY'S --- DAUGHTER --- CLEAN --- MARY'S --- PARROT'S --- CAGE --- YESTERDAY --- .
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche,
Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
Thunder
Jul 31 2002, 01:32 PM
[quote]Originally posted by spamguy:
Correct. The sign was made because he liked to do pranks like that. (Note how he was amused.)
Third prize coming shortly!

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spamguy
Jul 31 2002, 01:46 PM
[quote]Originally posted by Thunder:
[emphasis added by me]
Clever wording there, spamguy. I think I just solved this one. 
Next one:
On December 11th, 1868, Lewis Carroll wrote a letter to Dolly Argles, one of his child-friends:
My Dear Dolly,
I'm going to send your Papa a little present this Christmas, which I daresay you may like to look at. It consists of some thin slices of dried vegetables that somebody has found a way of preparing so that they don't fall to pieces easily. They are marked in a sort of pattern with some chemical stuff or other, and fastened between sheets of pasteboard to preserve them. I believe the sort of thing isn't a new invention, but the markings of these are quite new. I inserted them myself...
No more at present from
Your Loving Friend,
C.L. Dodgson
What gift is Carroll speaking of?
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
member
Jul 31 2002, 02:19 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
What gift is Carroll speaking of?
A Christmas card.
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Gage_Stryker
Jul 31 2002, 06:04 PM
Congratulations to Dingo, member, and member for the correct responses. The angle for the apex of the triangle is X, where 0 < X < 180.
More to come...
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grunadulater
Jul 31 2002, 06:28 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Gage_Stryker:
Congratulations to Dingo, member, and member for the correct responses. The angle for the apex of the triangle is X, where 0 < X < 180.
More to come...
0 < 0 < 180? I'm assuming thats 180 degrees.
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Mazca
Jul 31 2002, 06:47 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by Dingo:
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I'LL SHAVE YOU FOR NOTHING
AND GIVE YOU A DRINK?
Hehe.. that reminds me greatly of an episode of The Simpsons, where Lionel Hutz (the terrible attorney) puts out a newspaper add claiming
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
NO MONEY DOWN!
When Bart tries to take him up on this offer, he says "Oh, they got this all wrong!" and adds two pieces of punctuation to make it:
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?
NO, MONEY DOWN!

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Gage_Stryker
Jul 31 2002, 06:59 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by grunadulater:
0 < 0 < 180? I'm assuming thats 180 degrees.
yes. 180 degrees. I guess I should have notated it as such. Ok. Here we go:
0° < x < 180°
0 < x < pi
or, if you prefer metric degrees (I think they're called centigrees, but I'm not sure, and I don't know the units):
0 < x < 500
In actuality, the figure works with angels greater then pi, but it's no longer technically considered a triangle. It's another figure, even though it has three straight, intersecting lines.
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spamguy
Jul 31 2002, 07:16 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by member:
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
What gift is Carroll speaking of?
A Christmas card.
No.
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche,
Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
Overrider720
Jul 31 2002, 07:30 PM
Is it a special kind of book?
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spamguy
Jul 31 2002, 09:39 PM
Correct. In particular, it was a book he had written.
Moving down the line of Carroll innuendo, we have this puzzle poem:
John gave his brother a box:
About it there were many locks.
James woke and said it gave him pain;
So he gave it back to John again.
The box was not with lid supplied,
Yet caused two lids to open wide:
And all these locks had never a key --
What kind of box, then, could it be?
(There's a poem answer that I'll supply when someone gets it right. Bonus points for defining what the other objects of the box are exactly.)
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
firestorm
Jul 31 2002, 10:07 PM
Sounds like John hit James to cause the pain and being hit would certainly cause his eyelids to open. The locks could be James's hair, but I don't get the key part. The box would be John's fist.
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oasamostexianu
Jul 31 2002, 10:23 PM
A boxing, I believe the term is. Here's Carroll's poem answer:
III.
As curly-headed Jemmy was sleeping in bed,
His brother John gave him a blow to the head;
James opened his eyelids, and spying his brother,
Doubled his fist, and gave him another.
This kind of box then is not so rare;
The lids are the eyelids, the locks are the hair,
And so every schoolboy can tell to his cost,
The key to the tangles is constantly lost.
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spamguy
Jul 31 2002, 10:25 PM
QUOTE
Originally posted by firestorm:
Sounds like John hit James to cause the pain and being hit would certainly cause his eyelids to open. The locks could be James's hair, but I don't get the key part. The box would be John's fist.
Sheesh, I thought this one was solve-proof. Meh.
Next one:
Mr. Flatz, owner of the Flatz Beer company, had this line painted on the back of every Flatz truck, in big words to fill both doors so everyone could see:
FLATZ IS OUR FINEST BEER THERE IS NO BEER SO GOOD
Seemed like a good idea. But there was one tragic flaw in the motto's design. What was it?
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Sonderlich Die, welche sich "die Guten" heissen, fand ich als die giftigsten Fliegen: sie stechen in aller Unschuld, sie lügen in aller Unschuld; wie vermöchten sie, gegen mich--gerecht zu sein! ... Die Dummheit der Guten nämlich ist unergründlich. -- Friedrich Nietzsche,
Also Sprach Zarathustra (7.19)
oasamostexianu
Jul 31 2002, 11:48 PM
I imagine having the message split up onto each door caused some problems.

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Gage_Stryker
Aug 1 2002, 01:24 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
Sheesh, I thought this one was solve-proof. Meh.
FLATZ IS OUR FINEST BEER THERE IS NO BEER SO GOOD
Seemed like a good idea. But there was one tragic flaw in the motto's design. What was it?
When the trucks got dirty and the mud obscured some words, it could well read:
FLATZ IS OUR BEER THERE IS NO BEER. GOOD.
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member
Aug 1 2002, 11:08 AM
QUOTE
Originally posted by spamguy:
Mr. Flatz, owner of the Flatz Beer company, had this line painted on the back of every Flatz truck, in big words to fill both doors so everyone could see:
FLATZ IS OUR FINEST BEER THERE IS NO BEER SO GOOD
Seemed like a good idea. But there was one tragic flaw in the motto's design. What was it?
+-------++-------+
|-------||FLATZ--|
|--IS---||-OUR---|
|FINEST-||-BEER--|
|-THERE-||IS-NO--|
|BEER-SO||-GOOD--|
+-------++-------+
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Aug 1 2002, 12:30 PM
[deleted, member beat me -- must start reading the topic before replying

]
By the way -- member, you can try using a code block, since those preserve spacing.
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