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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
Had my first day of classes today, and for the first time in a year, I have classes with GIRLS!!!! The Physics major can make for lonely class periods, but not this year. And not only are there girls, but there are hot girls and I am single. Yes, this is going to be a great yaer!

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KarTaniK
oh your lucky. i have ever single hot chick in my Physics class too, but i've got a girl friend.

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Quetzalcoatl
Not so fast, Quintero! You fell once more into the supervillain trap of telling us your plans beforehand; the females of this planet have been warned.

Your only advantage has been neutralized. Your plans lie in ruins. You are defeated.

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Myriad
Reminds me of my first year of college taking a basic Psychology course. Psychology 201 had about thirty-five students enrolled on the class. There was one other guy in that class apart from me, the rest were women. That was a fun class. Mostly.

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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by Quetzalcoatl:
Not so fast, Quintero! You fell once more into the supervillain trap of telling us your plans beforehand; the females of this planet have been warned.

Your only advantage has been neutralized. Your plans lie in ruins. You are defeated.



Don't make me crush you like the insignificant pest you are.

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Captain Scurvy
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Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
Had my first day of classes today, and for the first time in a year, I have classes with GIRLS!!!!  The Physics major can make for lonely class periods, but not this year.  And not only are there girls, but there are hot girls and I am single.  Yes, this is going to be a great yaer!




Heh, you being single does not automatically get you dates with these women.

But not to worry, for every 100 girls that turn you down, there's one that will give you a fake phone number.

*ducks*

Now where's that comeback topic...?

CS


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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by Captain Scurvy:

Heh, you being single does not automatically get you dates with these women.

But not to worry, for every 100 girls that turn you down, there's one that will give you a fake phone number.    

*ducks*

Now where's that comeback topic...?

CS




So how many fake numbers did it take to make you switch teams?


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PinkFluffyBunny
My mom gave my dad a fake phone number when they first met because my dad was following her around the entire day at their college...

Anyway, I don't start school until sthe eighth (...danged number! Can't. Spell. Right. *explodes*) of September.

My crush isn't on my team this year (for those who don't have these, teams (only in Middle School) have about 80 or so kids from your grade randomly selected to be on that team; I'm on team 3 I think...they never told me what it was going to be for 8th grade..). A huge change from when his locker was directly next to mine last year... Only one of my closest friends is on my team. But I have a good feeling about the upcoming year...

Er. Yeah. I'm rambling.

PS. I just remember my brother's theory about girls in high school (this came around AFTER one asked, "Why don't we fly to the sun when it's dark?"). He said, "The summer before high school, girls have this natural timer that tells them to become stupid. Once they enter high school, their IQ has become a negative number." Of course, he didn't mean ALL of them (*glares* I should hope not, anyway...).

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Pufer
My Religion class has over eleven hundred students in it (Woodward Hall, but nobody cares), theres bound to be some fair looking she-foxes floating around somewhere.
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-esw-dragoon_77
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Originally posted by PinkFluffyBunny:
My crush isn't on my team this year (for those who don't have these, teams (only in Middle School) have about 80 or so kids from your grade randomly selected to be on that team; I'm on team 3 I think...they never told me what it was going to be for 8th grade..).     A huge change from when his locker was directly next to mine last year...


Bah. I've got you beat. My girlfriend goes to school in a different city. Even more than that, she goes to my school's primary rival school.

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Quetzalcoatl
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
 Bah.  I've got you beat.  My girlfriend goes to school in a different city.  Even more than that, she goes to my school's primary rival school.



Oh, I can SO one-up that.

-MY- girlfriend is of a completely different gender than me; not only that, but she is of the OPPOSITE gender as myself!

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PinkFluffyBunny
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Originally posted by Quetzalcoatl:
Oh, I can SO one-up that.

-MY- girlfriend is of a completely different gender; not only that, but she is of the OPPOSITE gender!



I think someone needs a time out for insinuating untrue things about people.

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Gage_Stryker
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
 Bah.  I've got you beat.  My girlfriend goes to school in a different city.  Even more than that, she goes to my school's primary rival school.


Oh, that's nothing. You got nothing on me.

My girlfriend not only went to school in a different city then I did, I have to get around her teacher, who is also her mother, before I can do anything. In addition to that, her classmates, who are family members, will pound me to the pavement if I lay one more or less finger on her then I'm supposed to.

And I haven't even gotten into her friends...

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Captain Scurvy
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Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
So how many fake numbers did it take to make you switch teams?




Hey, at least I don't turn girls into lesbians after the first 5 minutes of speaking to them.

CS



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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by Captain Scurvy:
Hey, at least I don't turn girls into lesbians after the first 5 minutes of speaking to them.    

CS



Can I be blamed for the fact that no man can match the pleasures I give them? I think not. Be careful, I hear bitterness can make your penis shrivel.

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Jon Pearse
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Originally posted by Captain Scurvy:
Hey, at least I don't turn girls into lesbians after the first 5 minutes of speaking to them.    


This isn't necessarily a Bad Thing, Mark...

-Gil

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White Fire
There are a couple of nice girls in my psychology class, and a couple of pseudo-nice ones as well. Well, meh, doesn't matter.

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Originally posted by Gildor:
This isn't necessarily a Bad Thing, Mark...

-Gil



You should know, Jon, you're bloody good at it, aren't you?

Guapo

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KarTaniK
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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
 Bah.  I've got you beat.  My girlfriend goes to school in a different city.  Even more than that, she goes to my school's primary rival school.



mine too. she lives 30 minutes away, but we both have webcams so we still get to see each other almost every night.

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Captaintripps
Mostly? What, did you only get hit on by the other guy?

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Originally posted by Myriad:
Reminds me of my first year of college taking a basic Psychology course.  Psychology 201 had about thirty-five students enrolled on the class.  There was one other guy in that class apart from me, the rest were women.  That was a fun class.  Mostly.




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-esw-dragoon_77
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Originally posted by KarTaniK:
mine too.  she lives 30 minutes away, but we both have webcams so we still get to see each other almost every night.    



The part about our relationship that everyone thinks is a bit odd is that neither of us have cars or even driver's licenses, so whenever we want to do something, we have to rely on my ex-girlfriend to give us rides. She actually doesn't live that far away; the cities we live in are oft mistaken for being the same city because they're so close.



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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
The part about our relationship that everyone thinks is a bit odd is that neither of us have cars or even driver's licenses, so whenever we want to do something, we have to rely on my ex-girlfriend to give us rides.



So you go on dates with your ex tagging along. Not only do I think that a bit odd, it is a bit odd.

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Captaintripps
I've got that beat. My girlfriend lives in a different borough.

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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
The part about our relationship that everyone thinks is a bit odd is that neither of us have cars or even driver's licenses, so whenever we want to do something, we have to rely on my ex-girlfriend to give us rides.  She actually doesn't live that far away; the cities we live in are oft mistaken for being the same city because they're so close.





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Pave_lation
Hmm, hmm...Oh! What was topic again? Oh yeah....

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Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
Had my first day of classes today, and for the first time in a year, I have classes with GIRLS!!!!


[sarcasm]AMAZING!!! You have girls in your class! [/sarcasm] ehh, sorry, stupid indeed...

I bet you are lucky. I always had girls in my class but never so-good-looking. well...maybe few...one specially! Good luck bro! Get the girls!

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Jamin
The girl:boy ratio in my English class is 3:1. And there are 3 girls. .
But, as I am constantly telling them, that does not imply that English is a girly subject.
It is not.
It is a testosterone fuelled, manly subject. And it puts hairs on your chest.

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Originally posted by -esw-dragoon_77:
The part about our relationship that everyone thinks is a bit odd is that neither of us have cars or even driver's licenses, so whenever we want to do something, we have to rely on my ex-girlfriend to give us rides.  She actually doesn't live that far away; the cities we live in are oft mistaken for being the same city because they're so close.



that does suck. i have a car(a badass one at that) and my licence, but i don't get to leave much. the most time i'm aloud to spend in my car, is when i'm tweaking or adding too my sound system

but once i graduate this year, we may be going to the same colledge, and then, then we'll get to be with each other alot more then once a freaken week.

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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
I've got that beat. My girlfriend lives in a different borough.



Fah! My girlfriend lives in a different reality...
Uh, did I just type that outloud?

Az

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shayborg
Russ, believe me, I know how that feels ...

Not only does this place have a 3:2 guys:girls ratio, but in engineering it's closer to 5:1. Last semester I had two classes with no girls at all, two classes with one girl each, and one with a couple (which was a math class anyway).

This year I intentionally took a freshman management course to get around that ( ) but all my other classes are pretty segregated. Very unfortunate. Thank goodness I finally have a car ...

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Oedipus
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Originally posted by Captain Scurvy:
Hey, at least I don't turn girls into lesbians after the first 5 minutes of speaking to them.    

CS



One of my friends did that to two people he dated. They both went lesbian right after dating him. Another one that went out with him cheated on him with a girl, but she was just bi...
Pretty sad, isn't it?

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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
What the hell happened to this topic? I was just lamenting, as shayborg has experienced, that my major is far too male. My college actually has more girls than guys, but not in my department. There are only about 30 physics majors on my campus (a campus of 24,000 students), and only 2 or three are female and none of those are attractive. Luckily I pretty much only associate with non-physicists.

It bothers me that this topic became a place for nerds to brag about the fact that they have touched a girl, or have an onlin e girlfriend who lives too far away. I hadn't realized that it was such a rare thing on these boards that it had become something to be proud of.

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forge
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Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
I hadn't realized that it was such a rare thing on these boards that it had become something to be proud of.


Well, it apparently is now isn't it?

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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by forge:
Well, it apparently is now isn't it?


Apparently.

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PinkFluffyBunny
Since the topic has curved to guys:girls ratios and etc., there are a lot more girls in my school than guys, and most of the guys are jerks (except for the few that are my friends... ). However, whenever there's a game of kickball in gym or something similar, I find that the population of girls has mysteriously depleted (once I was the only girl willing to play kickball in the 90ºF whether outside on a cloudless day. What can I say; I love the game!)...

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forge
QUOTE
Originally posted by Russell Quintero:

Apparently.


Well think about what the overall population is on the forums, B&B in particular. You have a large number of teenage males who spend their time online and would more than likely, in real life, be thought of as nerds or something similar. The self esteem levels aren't the highest, the things which are commonly accepted in high school or middle school situations aren't their forté as their more likely to be in the computer, chess, or Latin (I'm guilty on that one) club than playing football or being on the wrestling team.

So even though the number of people here in college, of college age, or past that has grown in the past few years it's still the minority. People such as yourself who have had productive lives outside of here (such as being engaged and whatnot) are in an even smaller grouping of the total number of participants here.

Face it, you're unique.

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scythe
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Originally posted by forge:
 teenage males who spend their time online and would more than likely, in real life, be thought of as nerds or something similar.


Of course, don't forget those of us who spend lots of time here, yet have social lives and play sport.

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forge
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Originally posted by lord_scythe:
Of course, don't forget those of us who spend lots of time here, yet have social lives and play sport.  


Aye, that's another grouping. There's still fewer on those than what I said above I think.

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Oedipus
undoubtedly. Although I am sure there are plenty of people who THINK they play sports and have a social life. They're the one's who are living in a dream.

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KarTaniK
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Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
It bothers me that this topic became a place for nerds to brag about the fact that they have touched a girl, or have an onlin e girlfriend who lives too far away.  I hadn't realized that it was such a rare thing on these boards that it had become something to be proud of.



tisk tisk. nothing was mentioned about "touching" a girl. Times, location, physical attraction maybe, but no "touching" of any sorta was mentioned.

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Originally posted by lord_scythe:
Of course, don't forget those of us who spend lots of time here, yet have social lives and play sport.  



Yeah, silly forgie-chan!

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tuskawillamac
My girlfriend is named Lenni Schimdt, do you think she likes turkey? Duck? LLama?

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-esw-dragoon_77
Tusky: this is not the Boozy Bar. Go away.

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Tuskawillamac moons Dragoon for being a jerk

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-esw-dragoon_77
Dragoon bungs Tusky for being an idiot.

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The Diablo sweeps down and bites my opponet on the @$$

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forge
tuskawillamac, shut it. -esw-, don't provoke the chipmunks.

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-esw-dragoon_77
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Originally posted by forge:
tuskawillamac, shut it.  -esw-, don't provoke the chipmunks.



[Darth Maul voice]Yes, my master...[/Darth Maul voice]

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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by forge:
Well think about what the overall population is on the forums, B&B in particular.  You have a large number of teenage males who spend their time online and would more than likely, in real life, be thought of as nerds or something similar.  The self esteem levels aren't the highest, the things which are commonly accepted in high school or middle school situations aren't their forté as their more likely to be in the computer, chess, or Latin (I'm guilty on that one) club than playing football or being on the wrestling team.

So even though the number of people here in college, of college age, or past that has grown in the past few years it's still the minority.  People such as yourself who have had productive lives outside of here (such as being engaged and whatnot) are in an even smaller grouping of the total number of participants here.

Face it, you're unique.    



I was president of the Latin club, and wrestled the same year.

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forge
QUOTE
Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
I was president of the Latin club, and wrestled the same year.


Don't make me get into this with you...

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HeWhoMustNotBeNamed
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Originally posted by forge:
Don't make me get into this with you...



I don't think you have much choice.

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forge
QUOTE
Originally posted by Russell Quintero:
I don't think you have much choice.


Well I do, but...Latin honor society, physics honor society, Latin club, and rugby club my senior year.

<edit> Was still taking boxing lessons as well at that point, but that was outside of school. </edit>

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