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Kilvain and Begemotike
The Resistance Lives!
The Resistance Lives AGAIN!

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"Welcome to Resistance Operations 101. Today my partner and I will be giving you a basic overview of resistance objectives, Ambrosia's nefarious schemes, and some basic background knowledge to keep you out of trouble as you begin your careers as agents of freedom. My name is Kilvain and this is my partner, and friend Begemotike. I'd like to start by first,"
The large man paused, removing his dark sunglasses to reveal a set of piercing blue eyes. Clad in black, a large trench coat hanging easily from his six foot frame, the man was an imposing figure. Noticing a rapidly waving hand attached to a large man in the front row, Kilvain sighed, "Yes Bubba? Do you have a question?"
"I shore do Mr. K. Seein' as how me and Jeeter here is already 'sperienced, I'm thinkin' we'd make good helpers and such. Y'know, in case anythin' need ta be clori..clahri...um, made better understanded," Bubba said eagerly. Wearing stained overalls and a plaid shirt, the massive man looked like something from a hill billy convention. It was obvious he had to strain to fit his massive bulk into the tiny seat. Next to him sat a man as lanky as Bubba was rotund. He too wore overalls, but also sported an ill fitting and battered straw hat.
"Um, well, I don't think we'll be needing any.."
"They couldn't be any worse than you two," Leslie Hale quipped. The intense brunette reporter had been following the resistance ever since her last employer had been destroyed in an Ambrosia planned assault on a TV station. Rescued from mind control by Kilvain and Begemotike, she had joined the resistance. However, her motivation was clearly more about following a good story than saving the world.
Begemotike, a tall dark haired man dressed simply in white t-shirt and black jeans, glared at the reporter. "Yes well, that makes them incredibly good, so good in fact, that we don?t need any help. Now, as K was saying, we'd like to first explain to you exactly why you are here. Since I've asked myself that question quite a few times." Punctuating this with a grin, Begemotike soaked up the obligatory ripple of laughter from the crowd. "Okay. As I hope you know, You are part of The Resistance, a loose coalition of beings fighting to preserve earth from being dominated by a corporation known as Ambrosia. Ambrosia's hand stretches into nearly every sector of human life, and their primary method of working seems to be by brainwashing people."
"Which would explain," mumbled Leslie under her breath as she jotted random notes on a note pad, "why you are so immune to their attempts."
"Exactly, my brain is already so pure it needs no washing," Begemotike smirked.
"In any case, Ambrosia's front operation is a tiny Mac gaming company. In actuality, through a mindboggling series of shell companies, they have ownership in many if not all of the world's major industries. Ambrosia Security, supposedly a coincidental name according to the game company's PR department, has offered it's 'services' to corporate and government agencies. Through this force Ambrosia is able to wield a significant amount of control in the civilized world," Kilvain interrupted what might have become another legendary argument between Leslie Hale and Begemotike. While they worked together when necessary, the pair had a volatile relationship.
"Excuse me Kilvain, but if they want to be so secretive why do they storm around with troopers everywhere? It sounds more like a military force than a sinister megacorporation," asked a woman with spiked purple hair, what looked like a silver studded dog collar, and a long trench coat. She leaned back in the uncomfortable seat and swung her combat boots up to the desktop with a thud.
Kilvain inclined his head to Begemotike, who nodded in response. "The answer is that what we see and what the public sees are two very different things. This will be an important lesson for you to remember - while we are often under fire because of what we do, Ambrosia takes a great deal of care to make sure it's actions are not seen as being theirs to the general public. Up until recently, Ambrosia had been growing bolder and bolder in acting openly, but after a severe media and public backlash, they've scaled back again. The most the public sees are a few routine 'shareware fee enforcement' raids."
"And the occasional assassination attempt on unsuspecting civilians," An attractive blonde woman seated next to Leslie interjected, a bit of steel in her voice. Begemotike's face split into a wide smile and he stared at the woman for several awkward moments before Kilvain finally broke in.
"Good point Zelda," he glanced at his partner and shook his head before continuing. Ever since they had rescued the woman from determined Ambrosian agents bent on destroying her for having learned too much about the organization, Begemotike had developed somewhat of a crush on Zelda, "Despite the fact Ambrosia desperately wants to maintain it's secrecy, they will stop at nothing to reach their goal. Even the enslavement of children is not beyond possibility."
"Yeah, I've even heard their games take over your mind!" One eager young man shouted, a bit too enthusiastically.
Kilvain narrowed his eyes. "Yes, and for good reason, they are extremely addictive and engrossing. Be careful at even giving a casual passing glance to an Ambrosia game - at best, it can suck up your life, and worse, you'll end up selling your soul. I know more than one Resistance agent who hated Ambrosia but couldn't resist the thrall of their software."
A studious young man, slightly overweight and with a supercilious voice, raised his hand. "Yes, but I read in a Resistance memo that the danger of the games was that they were the receiving software for a mind controlling beam from a satellite."
"Obviously you've done your homework," Begemotike nodded his head at the man, who beamed with pride, "Ambrosia employs a variety of mind control measures, one being the use of satellites. However, the destruction of one of their satellites and the difficulty with various electronic interference has led them to use more earthbound measures. While Ambrosia games are still dangerous, they now use subliminal messages to encourage the game player to introduce mind controlling nanobots to his system."
"Nanobots? What is this, Star Trek or something?" the spike haired woman chuckled.
"They are very real I'm afraid. My parents perfected the technology," Kilvain's face was impassive, but a new fire seemed to burn from within his icy blue eyes, "Ambrosia killed them for it and twisted their creation to their own ends."
Begemotike looked at his partner with a slightly curious and surprised expression flickering across his features before he filled in the silence briskly. "Nano bots are distributed by a number of methods, but the most common one is coke. They are microscopic little robots that spread through your bloodstream and can act as radio receivers and/or influence certain neurological centers of the brain by manipulating nerve endings. That's actually just one of very many uses for nano bots - they can have many more applications, either beneficial or harmful to the host. That's the bad news. The good news is that Pepsi is one of several things that effectively nullifies nano bots - it dissolves them, actually, just like a penny."
"Sounds like a plot to drive sales up, if you ask me," grumbled someone in the crowd.
"Being a zombie might actually be an improvement for some people," Leslie turned to glare in the general direction of the voice. There was no further commentary from the class.
"I've always wondered why they chose Coke. and how exactly does Pepsi counter the nanobots?" Zelda asked.
"A very, very good question Zelda. I'm glad you asked that," Begemotike grinned again.
"I bet he is," Leslie mumbled.
"To the first part of your question all we know is that Ambrosia has partial ownership in one of Coca Cola's major bottling plants. As to the second, we really have no idea. Our techs believe it has something to do with the sugar content of the two soft drinks, but they can't be sure. We believe Pepsi's beneficial side effects are the result of random chance."
"So, we gotta drink lotsa sody pop?" Jeeter asked, his grin revealing several missing teeth.
Leslie shuddered. "Don't you have dentists in dixieland? Thankfully there are other things to counter nano bots, I don't think I could stand to hear you belch."
Kilvain chuckled. "Leslie is right on several points, there. And we have discovered several ways to counter nano bots, as well as disrupt mind control devices. The music of several popular bands has been found to deactivate nano bots, and disrupt just about everything else as well," here Kilvain grimaced. "Primarily, so far, the music identified to be effective is that of N'Sync, Britney Spears, and the Backstreet boys."
"Cool!" Giggled a frizzy haired woman with hair that had been dyed red, and matching leather skirt. "I'll finally have an excuse to listen to them!"
Begemotike curled his lip. "Proper application of gum and aluminum foil can also be an effective deterrent to some forms of mind control." He observed, then continued. "It's important to remember that while in high dosages nano bots can control the host directly, a small infestation is often all that's needed to act as a receiver for transmissions from Ambrosia. You'll find nano bots to be one of Ambrosias most dangerous and frequently employed weapons."
"What about Teletubbies?"Asked a man from the back of the room, his features obscured by a tall pale woman seated at the desk in front of him.
"Well, for one they are insanely annoying to any thinking being," Begemotike smiled at the laughter that followed before continuing, "They are far more sinister than that however, or were before their recent cancellation, because they are an indoctrination tool used against children. Along with Power Rangers, Pokemon, and other popular children's entertainment, the Teletubbies program sends high powered signals only detectable by a growing human brain. The recent unrest that resulted in the near destruction of this city was the result of such mind control directed at our youngest and weakest."
"But I thought I read in the Enquirer that these things are real. It said they have claws and use all sorts of weapons against people."
A silence fell over the group for a moment, as Kilvain and Begemotike exchange glances, obviously trying to decide how to approach this next one. "Yeah! What about clawing Teletubbies?" inquired Zelda curiously.
"Well... in case any of you have ever wondered if we are alone, that question's been answered."
"Yeah, you aren't, but he is." Snickered Leslie. Begemotike opened his mouth to shoot back but Kilvain took over the gap smoothly. "What B is saying is that while Teletubbies are not real, they are based on the biological uniform of an alien species that is apparently working in conjunction with Ambrosia. Not much is known about them, but they use a variety of biologically engineered creatures to wage war for them, and are called by Ambrosia the 'Krokeshiaks.'
"Oooh, them thar Keshiarks is made ah rock and has big ol' claws and they kin read yer mind like that dude on the sci fi channel," Bubba was so animated, the desk began to creak and groan in protest to his movements.
"Naw Bubba, that thar feller talks ta dead people, he don't read no minds," Jeeter corrected.
"Well, you are right about them being composed of rock. I've fought a couple of the creatures and they are impressive. They communicate with a strange form of telepathy," Kilvain noticed a slight frown from Begemotike, "but I'm getting ahead of myself a bit. Basically, Ambrosia has alien allies who seem to be intertwined in their plot for world domination. We believe Ambrosia is offering the aliens some sort of payment in return for help, but so far the aliens make few appearances on Earth."
"Interesting, I thought all aliens were gray and three feet tall," Zelda commented.
"Well, I don't know about all, but we have no way of knowing that there AREN'T aliens that are gray and three feet tall!" Begemotike rushed to explain. "We've heard whispers of information that make us think there might be another alien race involved, but we don't know if it's true or not. We really don't know much about the aliens at all, to begin with. We know they are very technologically advanced, and that they aren't friendly. That's about it."
"Why don't the aliens just blast us from orbit?" The spiky haired woman demanded.
"They want something from us. Something that an orbital bombardment, assuming they even have that kind of weaponry, would likely destroy. From what we can deduce the aliens use living flesh as a sort of technology and building material, hence the teletubby-like biosuits most of them wear. Rumors indicate they may be looking to 'stock up', so to speak," A thin smile crossed Kilvain's lips as the students digested the concept.
"Ick," Zelda grimaced.
"Don't get sidetracked by the Krokeshiaks or the Power Ranger and Pokemon creatures they infrequently use against us. The real threat is Ambrosia. Whatever the alien's schemes might be, the Ambrosia conglomerate is our main enemy at this point. Most of you will never even see an alien. Don't forget that bullets fired from a normal gun in the hands of a typical human are just as deadly as alien claws," Begemotike cautioned.
Kilvain flipped through his notes. "Well, that should be about it for the basics. Anybody have any questions before we wrap this up? Yes, Ze-"
"Yeah Zelda?" Begemotike interrupted.
"Well, I don't pretend to understand much, but why do you always drive a Mustang, and Kilvain wear a black trench coat? Doesn't that make it easier for Ambrosia to recognize you? I'm sure there must be a good reason, but I just don't see it."
Leslie gave a snort under her breath but, amazingly did not comment.
"I'm afraid you'll have to take an elective class to find that out," Kilvain grinned.
"What class?"
"Why, Resistance Fashion 231, of course."
"In a nutshell," Begemotike winked, "it's because we rule. Yes? You had a question?"
"Yeah, um, I was, uh, wondering how many people get killed, um, resisting every year? Ballpark figure?"
"That depends, are you talking Ambrosia or Resistance casualties?" Begemotike quickly replied.
"I, well, I just wondered if we're likely to get killed doing this," the timid man continued.
"Many good men and women have given their lives to the cause, but the lives they saved because of their sacrifice helps to somewhat balance the loss," Kilvain studied the small man, staring fearfully out from behind his glasses, and wondered how he had managed to join up. He looked more like an accountant than a gun toting rebel.
"I sometimes wonder," someone started in exasperation, but Begemotike raised his hand to cut them off. Crossing his arms, he fixed the room with a gaze.
"The Resistance isn't an organization so much as a movement. Not all of us can do backflips, place explosives, and crack computers. And we don't have to. We all do what we can, in the measure of what we can - and down to the person who merely makes sure he does not fall for the mindless brainwashing rampant in our world today, it is all extremely important. What you learn here, will seem surreal and impossible living in the world. Hopefully, it will never be proved real to you. But at all times, remember to think twice, look three times, and make mistakes only once."
"Oooh, could you repeat that please? I can't keep up, you talk too fast," A student in the front row pleaded. Since the class had begun she had been scribbling feverishly.
"Don't worry about it. The only test you'll face at the end of this class is one of survival. Memorizing quotes and statistics won't help against Ambrosia."
"I'd like to follow up on my partner's point,? Kilvain nodded to Begemotike, ?There are many Resistance agents who never pick up a weapon. Many of them spend hours studying effective ways to counter Ambrosia's mind control devices, while others pour over obscure financial data for clues to the company's activities. These people may not get praise, or have codenames that become legend in the movement, but they are no less important than a gun toting maniac like myself. Heck, in the end they are probably more important," Kilvain offered.
"Yeah, tell me about it," snorted Leslie, flipping a new sheet in her notebook. "without PR, you'd all be chopped liver by now. Take it from me, kids, the pen is mightier than the sword. At least it's not making up for anything... Say, tell me." Here Leslie looked up, her voice changing to a more business like tone. "what kind of hieararchy does the Resistance have? What are all the operatives going to do now?"
"Well, these two operatives are probably going to go out for pizza as soon as this class is over," Begemotike replied, a tone of challenge in his voice.
"You KNOW what I mean."
"Rarely."
"Before we get a demonstration of hand to hand combat," Kilvain chuckled, "I'll attempt to answer that question. The Resistance is made up of many different groups of people. We call them cells. The cells can be made up of as many as several dozen or as few as one person. Although there is no central headquarters, the leaders of the various cells keep in contact with each other to exchange information. Out of these leaders a few individuals have attained some sort of influence on the whole movement, but no one person is directly in control lest Ambrosia attempt a takeover. Only the Tech HQ has a centralized location, and while it often serves as a base of operations, it is essentially a research only installation."
"Where is this Tech HQ?" Spike hair asked.
"That is classified. Only a few have been there, and still fewer know it's exact location."
"Before we clear up for the day, I'd like to leave you with a few bits of information. The primary method of communication between Resistance cells tends to be by email and bulletin boards - in fact, we often piggy back on Ambrosias servers and send data securely back and forth that way. Secondly, the Macintosh has been found to be the least dangerous form of communication - windows machines are practically built from the ground up to be harmful to you in every imaginable way."
"And with that..." Kilvain glanced at his wristwatch, "we'll have to conclude this lecture. We realize we are sending you out with the bare bones for information, but that's a lot more than we had when we started out." Kilvain grinned suddenly, eyes lighting up. "But remember, this isn't all doom and gloom. You'll my make some real friends, and that's beyond any price. And you'll discover things about yourself and why you live you never thought possible. Remember.. anyone may join the Resistance, because in a way, everyone who thinks for themselves IS the Resistance. But also remember to exercise caution at all times. It's a fine balance that most of us never master, but it's always worth the effort. Good luck, and Viva la Resistance!"

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"Did we miss anything?" Kilvain wondered as they watched the people file out the door.
Begemotike shook his head. "I don't think so, aside from lunch! Speaking of which, c'mon, lets get something to eat. And you too Zelda! And heck, you three too! It's on me."
"What are you doing grouping me with these redneck.." Leslie sputtered, her voice gaining volume, with the laughter of the group as they left the lecture hall empty.

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Viva la Resistance!

[This message has been edited by Kilvain and Begemotike (edited 03-03-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Kilvain and Begemotike (edited 03-03-2002).]
ephrin
I burped as i finished my Pepsi and threw it onto the street behind me. The clang of hte aluminum echoed in artificial canyon created by the buildings around me. The wind blew, and paper flew through the air as I walked down the street. The sky was covered by a thick haze, and the orange street lights reflected off of it like an orange blanket.
Ahead, I could see the glaring neon sign of the Qwik-E-Mart. Open 24 hours. Only sells Coke products. It made me sick to my stomach. I stopped a few feet from the door, and reached inside my trench coat. The Desert Eagle was cold, but felt good in my hand. Heavy. "Heavy is a sign of reliability," the dealer had told me, "If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it." I took a deep breath, pulled a ski mask over my dreds, and walked into the store.
I heard the little ding as i opened the door and proceeded quickly over to the counter to stick my gun into the clerk's face.
"Give me all the money," I rasped in a muffled voice.
He silently, and quickly, reached down and opened the register. He'd been through this drill before. He handed me some bills, which I promptly stuck in my pocked. As I walked back out the door, I saw the Coke display. "Piece of ****e..." I muttered as I blasted two rounds into it.
I was feeling good as I strolled back down the street toward my apartment. I got enough money tonight to but some beer for the weekend. Excellent. I sighed, and looked up at the cloud covered sky.
It was then, that I heard the tires and the sirens. I quickly looked around, and ducked into a side alley. My heart beat in my chest as I heard the sirens turn, and start to come down the street. I closed my eyes and prayed to Illuvatar to let me go this time.
Two cars screeched past, a mustang, and what looked like a police vehicle. As the mustang went by, shots rang out, and the tires exploded. I watched as it skidded and swerved to stop in a shower of sparks and rubber. The other car did the same, a few feet behind. Two officers jumped out and aimed their guns at the mustang. But, they wern't cops. Something was weird about them. Something about the way they held their guns, about the way they looked, and moved... They didn't seem completely human.
Slowly, the door of the mustang opened, and out stepped a man with his hands up.
"Hold it right there!" shouted the cops, "You're under arrest for the theft of Ambrosia secrets, conspiring with sabateurs, and the murder of Ambrosia agents. Put your hands on the roof of the vehicle now!" The man slowly turned around, and put his hands on the top of the car. The cops walked with amazing speed over to him, then stopped a few feet away. The, very slowly, one proceeded towards him with the handcuffs.
In a sudden blinding movement, the man spun around and kicked him in the chest. He attempted to grab the gun, but the cop was too fast, and hit him on the back, just below the neck. He went down like a sack of bricks. The handcuffs were on in a second, and then they started to beat the ****e out of him.
They kicked, punched, and stepped on him. They hit him with their guns, night clubs, and fists. His face was bloddy, and he was having trouble breathing.
I just couldn't take it any more. It was too much. I stepped out of the alley way, and-
One shot in the head, and it was gone. That's the beauty of a 45 calibur bullet. I turned to the other cop, just in time to see his cold, black, lifeless eyes before I blew his head clean off. No blood came out as he slumped to the ground.
I stood for a minute looking at the body. What had I done? What had I gotten myself into? A gurgle from the man reminded me of his presence.
I turned and nealt by his side. I rolled him over. He was missing several teeth, and was covered in his blood. "keys..." he gurgled, "get the keys..."
I got up and walked over to the first cop. Sparks came out of his neck as i pulled the keyes off of his belt. I walked back to the bleeding man and unlocked his handcuffs. He wiped the blood off of his face before sitting up. He was obviously in pain, and I offered to help him up.
I pulled him to his feet. He was in bad shape. It looked like he had a couple broken ribs, and his face was in terrible shape. He stood there panting for a minute before wheezing out a broken, "thanks..."
"No problem," I said. At that, he turned and started to walk away. "Wait," I called after him, "do you need any help?"
"No thanks," he called back, "You've done enough tonight. You don't want to get involved in this. Trust me." He dissapeared around the corner. I couldn't believe it. I ran after him. I caught up to him halfway down the next block. He was going amazingly fast for just having been beaten half to death.
"Wait a minute," I said, "I just saved your life, and now you're gonna leave? Who were those men? What's going on? What's Ambrosia?"
"You don't want to get involved," he said again, and kept walking. He reached the corner, and walked into a payphone booth. He dialed.
"It's me. I need a ride. 347th and Cooper. 2 minutes. Viva la Resistance." He walked out of the booth, and crossed the street. He kept walking down the sidwalk in the direction of Cooper street. I ran around in front of him, and stopped. I looked into his eyes.
"Yes," I said, "I do. I just blew the heads off of two cops that wern't cops. I want to know why." He sighed.
"You really want to know?" he asked.
"Yes," I answered. He reached into his coat, and pulled out a card. On it was an email address. I looked up at him.
"Begemotike?" I asked.
"Contact him. He will help you. Good luck, until we meet again"
With that, he pushed past me. I turned, and watched as he reached the corner. A mustang pulled around the corner and screeched to a halt. The back door opened, and he got in. It left just as abruptly and noisily as it had come, and I was left again, alone on the dark street.
"Begemotike..." I mumbled to myself...

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"I bent my Wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum
"If sitting in a airplane is flying, then sitting in a boat is swimming. Get out of the plane!"
Only skydivers know why birds sing.
Shade
<out of character>: Yay! Viva la Resistance! I'd appreciate it if some Resistance member or other in the NYC/Washington DC region could come and meet my characters.
'Nother note: What exactly is a "Glock"?
<in character>
Shadowflare leaned back against a handy rock, can of Pepsi in one hand, Sakiran iBook in his lap.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked his companion, a tall, thin woman known as Archaeopteryx. She brushed a stray strand of black hair out of her eyes, and put down her thin book.
"Trying to find out how to identify a Resistance agent." she said, showing him the title; Resistance Fashion 231.
"Woulda thought Pepsi would be good enough for that."
"Not from a distance. Someone ought to make a Pepsi aerosol, like pepperspray."
"Or a Pepsi gun." Shadowflare suggested. "Say, how're we off for ammo?"
Since leaving the tiny island nation of the Sakiran Software Federation two days ago when the island had been overrun by Ambrosianite forces, they'd left with what little they could lay their hands on. Fortunately, for a Sakiran "Data Angel", the elité caste dedicated to "data manipulation" and special ops for the Federation ezBoard Senate, that was quite a lot of Sakiran hardware.
"We've got heaps of rounds for the Shard Rifles." Archaeopteryx answered. "As well as barrel replacements and ammo for micro-rockets."
Micro-rockets were better known by their Data Angel nickname, "Spikes". Six inches long and one inch in diameter, they were launched via an extension which replaced the barrel of an ordainary Shard Rifle.
Shadowflare waved at her to be silent. "D'you hear anything?" he hissed.
The sound of booted footsteps approached down the beach.
Archaeopteryx nodded, and hoisted her Shard Rifle, standing up.
"Are we glad to see you!" she called. "What with all the Ambrosianites around, it's good to meet some honest Resistance members."
"How'd you know you can trust them?" Shadowflare hissed through his teeth.
"They look like Resistance agents." Archaeopteryx hissed back, hefting Resistance Fashion 231.
"That doesn't mean they are!" he replied.
"Yuh, Resistance members, tha's wha' we are." one of the two men said.
"Down wi' Ambrosia!" the other cheered, catching on.
"Good." Shadowflare said, a bright and sunny smile on his face. "Now, just so we know you're telling the truth, why don't you both drink one of these?" he tossed them cans of Pepsi.
Immediately guns appeared in the hands of the two men.
Archaeopteryx and Shadowflare dived to either side amid a sudden hail of semi-automatic fire.
Finding cover behind a convenient rock, Shadowflare took aim and fired.
A cluster of finely machined explosive shards burst from the muzzle of his Shard Rifle, impacting wetly with the body of one Ambrosianite.
Shadowflare moved his aim to the remaining Ambrosianite, who was aiming at Archaeopteryx, whose own Rifle was also pointing at the Ambrosian goon.
"I' apeers w' ha' a goo' ol'-fashioned standoff." the Ambrosianite said cheerfully. "You shoot me, mister, an' I shoot her."
There was the sharp bark of a Shard Rifle going off, and the Ambrosianite looked down in suprise as Shard ammo hit his chest.
"One problem with that plan." Archaeopteryx told the dying goon cheerfully. "I could shoot you myself, like I just did."
Then, turning to Shadowflare, she continued, "Help me get them out of sight, will you?"
He nodded, dragging the dead Ambrosianite along the sand.
Archaeopteryx was left to drag the dying Ambrosianite by his heel.
"I ain't dead yet." the Ambrosianite moaned.
"Don't worry, you will be soon. Now shut up." she replied.
The bodies safely dumped in the water, the two of them found a secure vantage point behind some rocks.
"Now to wait for the real Resistance agents." Shadowflare sighed.

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AVN
As the man collapsed on the floor, AVN and his new female friend could see an iBook slide out. After they recovered from the shock, they heard a gunshot from the back of the restaurant. Shoving the man into a nearby room, the girl took the iBook and AVN's hand and ran out of the entrance door.

"Hey, watch where you're going, morons!" came a voice.
"Sorry!" the girl shouted back, still running. After the couple had reached the outside of the restaurant, the girl again took AVN's hand and began to run towards a nearby alleyway.

"My car, it's over here!" she said. As they rounded the corner, they realized they would not be using the car. 3 strong-looking thugs began running at them.

"This way!" AVN shouted, running back towards the Resistance base. As the two rounded a corner, the thugs ran on, and left AVN and the girl to reach the Resistance base alone. They climbed in the window AVN had left open earlier. In the room, they found 2 people sitting on the bed. It appeared as though they were expecting the two.

"AVN, Anna." (so that's her name, AVN thought...) "Welcome....", one of them said, "...to the Resistance."

[edit]Fixed the first sentence. Originally said "As the mac collapsed on the floor..."; hehe.[/edit]
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Your pet poodle is flying loop-de-loops over my microchips! The poodle is coming! The poodle is coming! (Don't ask )
"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

[This message has been edited by AVN (edited 03-01-2002).]
ElGuapo7
QUOTE
Originally posted by Shade:
<out of character>:
'Nother note: What exactly is a "Glock"?
<in character>


A Glock is a German pistol, as I recall...9mm. Ammo capacity I'm not sure of.

ElG7

BTW, bege: I ought to sue you - I came up with "Viva El Guapo" back in May 99 as a way to prove that all my posts were authentic Guapo posts. You took my idea and used it for the Resistance without paying my millions in royalties!!!



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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
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Kilvain
[quote]Originally posted by ElGuapo7:
A Glock is a German pistol, as I recall...9mm. Ammo capacity I'm not sure of.

ElG7

BTW, bege: I ought to sue you - I came up with "Viva El Guapo" back in May 99 as a way to prove that all my posts were authentic Guapo posts. You took my idea and used it for the Resistance without paying my millions in royalties!!!   Here's some more info. for the interested: http://www.glock.com/

Jive320 was the first to use "Viva La Resistance!" in this story, so I'm afraid you can't sue Begemotike for it. You'll just have to track Jive down. Since he has a rather unfriendly Ninja girlfriend, I wish you luck.

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Azdara
QUOTE
Originally posted by ephrin:
The Desert Eagle was cold, but felt good in my hand. Heavy. "Heavy is a sign of reliability,"That's the beauty of a 45 calibur bullet.


Sorry to be picky dude but two things:

1. Calibre is spelt Calibre, and

2. Desert Eagle comes chambered in .44 magnum and .50 magnum. Maybe you're thinking of the Baby Eagle, I think it's .45... not sure.

~A~

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"How can I make it go faster?" -Me-
ElGuapo7
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Originally posted by Azdara:
Sorry to be picky dude but two things:

1. Calibre is spelt Calibre, and

2. Desert Eagle comes chambered in .44 magnum and .50 magnum. Maybe you're thinking of the Baby Eagle, I think it's .45... not sure.

~A~



It's Caliber, actually...

Guapo

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ElGuapo7
Anyway: thought I'd try my hand at this...

Marcus turned the key in his '84 Oldsmobile. The metallic-blue car's starter turned over painfully slowly, and then started clicking rapidly.
"Damn. I hate my battery," he muttered to himself. He popped the hood, and sure enough, the battery terminals were corroded to hell and gone.
He pushed his fingers through his hair as his neighbor came down the apartment stairs.
"Car battery again?" Clive asked.
"You betcha," Marcus replied. "I'm getting sick of this, and I'm wearing out my wire brushes."
"What century you live in, pal?" Clive laughed. "Just pour Coke on the terminals and it'll clean it up beautifully!"
"Are you serious?" Marcus asked.
"Look," the guy said, reaching his own car. "I got a bottle of the stuff in here just in case that happens." He reached in the back and pulled out a Coke. "Try it!"
Shrugging, Marcus accepted the bottle. He twisted off the cap, and dribbled it over the terminals.

20 minutes and a jump start later, a pleased Marcus was revving his engine, revelling in the deep rumble of the 3 liter Vee-Six. "What the heck's in that stuff, anyway?" he asked.
"YOU work in the chem labs, Marcus," came the answer. "Damned if I know!"
"Maybe I'll analyze it," Marcus smiled. He actually worked as a medic, but it was a quiet time of the year anyway, and the chem lab was around the corner...

A day later

"Bernie?" Marcus called, standing up from his lab stool. "What the hell's silicon doing in Coke?"
Bernie, the chem lab chief, poked his head around the corner. "You're kidding, right?" he laughed. "You always were a sucky chemist."
"Well, here's what I did," Marcus said, passing over his lab notes. Bernie scanned over them briefly. "Seems ok," he said. "See what a microscope does to this stuff."
A few minutes later Marcus was heading over to the hospital's microscopy department.
Once there, he spent some preparing the slides, then slid one under the light microscope. He looked in, and saw nothing. Just dark brown Coke.
Marcus frowned, and went into the next room. ELECTON MICROSCOPE, the door said. "I wonder..." he mumbled. It was the work of a few hours and two ruined slides before the equipment was set up properly. He switched on the screen, and stared. "What the hell is that...?" he frowned. "Robots?"
"No, nanobots," a voice behind him said. Marcus whirled around, only to see a blad-clad person with an Uzi by his side. "Congratulations, Mr. Williams," he said. "You're the first independent scientist to pick up on our nanoprobes."
"Who the heck are you?" Marcus demanded. "Where's Bernie?"
"Sorry, pal," Bernie said, from behind the commando. "I had no choice," he groaned, his glassy eyes showing a glimmer of pain. "They forced me."
"Who we are?" the commando said. "I'm sure you must already suspect."
"Ambrosia?" Marcus asked, dreading the answer.
"Zoom in with your microscope, friend," the commando invited.
Numbly, Marcus hit the button. The image swooped in on one of the little robots, and Marcus saw a tiny engraving on the side - a picture of Zeus wielding a thunderbolt. "I guess that kind of answers my question," he sighed. "I don't suppose you want this getting out, do you?"
"Quite right, Mr. Williams," the commando smiled. "While the Resistance and that ridiculous reporter go around with these wild charges, we're safe - most people think they're insane. You are a threat, my dear sir. But don't worry - we won't kill you or anything. A perceptive individual like you would be very useful to Ambrosia. So: I'm here to offer you a job!"
"And if I don’t accept?" Marcus asked.
"Then we infiltrate YOU with the nanobots, you become a mindless slave of Ambrosia, etcetera, etcetera," the commando grinned.
Marcus laughed grimly. A quiet, flat laugh. "I’m not going to be some mindless slave, pal," he said. His eyes narrowed. "You’ll have to kill me."
The commando rolled his eyes, and pulled out a canister. He pushed a button, and a gray spray hissed out of it. Marcus started coughing as the acrid mist burned his throat.
The commando sighed. "Sipping coke is so much easier on the system, my friend. Why did you force me to use the nano-mist?"
Marcus wheezed grimly. "Because I don’t like you," he gasped out.
It was his last free thought before the veil closed over his mind.
Azdara
Okay, I have the dictionary open in my lap...

Calibre, Caliber, kal'i-bér n. the size of the bore of a tube: Diameter... etc and so on...

We're both right... wierd.

~A~

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Anon
Anon awoke, a trio of lights hazed into existence as he groggily opened his eyes. The loose fabric of the medical gown swished as he reached up to wipe the grains from his eyes.Stretching and yawning, Anon swung his legs over the side of the bed and felt the resistance of an IV line in his left forearm. He was just about to pull it loose when an aged physician entered the room.
"Ah, good to see your up." the doctor spoke and began to help Anon with the IV, " How do you feel?"
"Okay"
"Good, do you remember where you are? We've noticed you've had problems with amnesia before."
Anon shook his head and groaned as a sudden wave of nausea passed over him, "Not at the moment, I remember falling and then a few brief moments here and there."
"I'll refresh your memory, we were running a training simulation, you were on the beam? Fighting the training 'bot?" The doctor prompted hopefully.
'The beam, ah yes the balance and agility exercise.' Anon thought. Reality snapped back into place as a flood of memories came to him rapidly. "Yes doctor I do remember, thank you. You wouldn't happen to have my scores from those exercises, would you?"
"Of course," The doctor smiled warmly, "Your supervisors said you wouldn't be able to wait, they dropped this off for you half an hour ago." He handed Anon a plain manila envelope, the bulk was just right for a handheld holo-display, "Ambrosia soldiers sure do take pride in their responsibilities to their duties, don't they? Well you be sure to get enough rest before you get back to training, I have a mind that this accident was more related to fatigue than anything else." The doctor walked away, continuing to preach advice to Anon, he smiled and opened the envelope.
He turned it upside down and a smallish device tumbled to his hand. He pressed a few buttons and it powered to life, the familiar god-and-thunderbolt logo hovered over it. A display of himself and the training bot froze in mid-air a few seconds later and a line of scores marched across the bottom, 'Better than I hoped' he thought to himself and smiled.

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Ambrosia Mobile Training Facility and Education Center, North Atlantic, AWS Rhiannon

The briefing, as always, went slowly. It was an outdated practice, agreed most of the cyborgs, when the information could be transfered directly into the brain of the warrior. But the biologics of the Ambrosia regime seemed comforted by it, so they had no choice. Today, Anon was the only cyborg in the room, and two scientists were leading the briefing. It was slightly more interesting than usual, they were briefing him on his new system and tactical upgrades. He slide his hands along the metallic sheaths grafted onto his forearms, Each one contained several thousand of the latest in nanotechnology, Force-Generating Nanosites, FGNs for short. Each was able to created a small laser guided pulse of electromagnetic energy which, when combined, produced a tremendous amount of energy. So far Anon's favorite mode was what were loving called "Witchblades." Two deep blue pulsating blades form at the end of the sheathes, creating a monomolecular edged blade capable of cutting through most anything.
Right now they were explaing the "Barrier" mode. This was crucial for most the orbital insertion techniques Ambrosia had been tinkering with. They had had a hard time creating an ablative shield for their commandos that would both withstand the vacuum of space and the heat of reentry, and the few test subjects of those early versions were now either spread as ash over most of the western hemisphere, or clogging up the orbital lanes high above the Earth. Next, Anon knew, they would go over the "Drogue" mode which is what they had to switch to from "Barrier" lest the cyborg were splattered on the ground at terminal velocity. He had barely paid attention, the implants themselves contained the complete library of known uses, and he alread had several ideas for ones not yet thought of. He couldn't wait for the new training.
The word mission caught his attention and he looked up to see that a military type had entered and was discussing something with the two scientists. They briskly left the room and the military man, a major, addressed Anon.
"We have reason to believe we've located the two Resistance operatives Begemotike and Kilvain and our time to reinsert you has come. You had brilliant success getting them to believe you were on their side the last time, but unfortunately the bigwigs upstairs paniced and brought you in to early. We need to insert you again to try and come up with some of their bigger targets, most importantly, Resistance Tech HQ. If you can get that, by God if you won't get your Fourth Star.
The mission profile will be the same as before, although we have perfected memory implantation techiniques this time, so we can give you some idea as to what you've been up to these last few months. The nanobots for those will be injected to you at the orbitial station Virgil, where you'll be subjected to a test of the latest version of our insertion techniques. Once you've landed the nanobots will activate themselves, you'll forget everything you've done here, but unlike last time you'll have false memories of what you've been up to. Afterwards the nanobots all self destruct and will be purged from your body. Once you've gathered the information we need, the recall signal will activate a latent nanobot implanted in your left achilles tendon, it will begin to copy itself and spread until it reverts your memories. We'll contact you after that. Your brother service model will keep an eye out for you, Good Luck Agent.

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Orbital Insertion Facility, Van Allen Belt, Unmanned Station Virgil

A prick on the arm was the only sensation Anon felt as the robotic arm inserted the needle. He waited calmly, resting on his knickles and knees in the proper position on the floor in his Launch tube. Yhe countdown echoed in his mind. On three he thought the command to engage the Barrier. At zero the bottom opened up and he felt the catapult launch him out into the void. He closed his eyes as the Earth rose up to meet him, A thin smile on his lips.

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A bright trail lit up the sky marking Anon's passage to the Earth, Resistance astronomers noticed and made a note of the satellite for future reference.

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About time I got back to this. I hope I have you all in suspense over this, Just why exactly is Anon willingly doing the bidding of Ambrosia, was it all a ruse? Or perhaps this is? Will we ever find out what's going on? Are you all ready to shoot me on account of these questions? Find out on the next episode of La Resistance!

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ElGuapo7
Marcus walked numbly and blankly to his car, after the "interview" with the Ambrosianite. Of course, he was absolutely right to give all the data to the Ambrosianite. Ridiculous idea, nanobots - he'd been reading too much sci-fi. Hector was always right.
The scientist slid behind the wheel and turned the key.
The car started.
The CD began to play, automatically as the car started.

"...Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time..."
Marcus's glassy eyes twitched..
"I feel aliii-eye-eye-ive..."
His forehead started to sweat.
"And the world - it's turning inside out !
And I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now - don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time"
Feelings of intense nausea swept over Marcus as the pounding song worked it's way up to the fast beat it was well known for. "What's happening with me?" he asked. "I love listening to Queen!" He pushed the door open with a trembling arm and tumbled to the sidewalk, succumbing to the dry heaves.
"HEY!" came a shout. Marcus blinked sweat out of his eyes and looked up. The Ambrosianite had come out of the building, some twenty feet from where the Olds was parked, a grimace on his features. "Turn that noise OFF!"
"It's not noise!" Marcus groaned out.
The Ambrosianite looked at him with narrowed eyes. "How DARE you contradict a servant of Hector?!" he demanded.
Marcus responded by crawling back into the idling highway cruiser, and slammed the door. He very carefully fastened his seat belt and put the car in gear. The car eased out of the parking spot and moved down the street.

The Ambrosianite watched, stunned for a moment. Then he pulled out a radio. "Warhawk, get over here, he's escaped!" he snapped. An instant later an Ambrosia Hummvee screeched around the corner and skidded to a halt. The Ambrosianite jumped in. "Follow that blue sedan!" he snapped to the driver.
They burned rubber.

"School district," Marcus mumbled as the Hummer pulled out behind him. "Mustn't speed." He dimly agreed with whatever the voice inside his head was saying. How amusing that it was the same voice as the kind Ambrosianite from the labs. But "Don't Stop Me Now" ended, and the CD player switched songs -

Pounding drums filled the car, and his mind cleared a bit from the sweet, comfortable fog that filled it.

"...Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!!!!"

"WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!" Marcus roared, the last of the cotton wool fading from his mind. What was the matter with him? School was out, for cryin' out loud.

He floored the accelerator.

From behind, the Ambrosianite cursed as the silver-blue machine accelerated away. "Stay on him!" he ordered.

Marcus looked in his rear-view mirror. The hummer started to gain on him. A sign flashed past. "Great! Interstate to the left!" He cringed as he forced the car into a skidding turn onto the on-ramp. Accelerating past 60, he merged on into record time. "Sorry," he apologized to his car, and pushed the gas down farther.
He watched the speedo go past 70, then 80, then 85, then off the scale. Unfortunately the speedo always underclocked him by about 7 miles an hour, so there was no real way to find out how fast he was going.
"I don't suppose I should stop and ask them to clock me," he laughed. "Damn, my head hurts!"
Fortunately or unfortunately the road's traffic was rather light. Only a few cars and tractor-trailers were on. So there was plenty of space for a high-speed car chase.
The Olds shook as a spwhyre noise announce a ricochet off his trunk. "My car!" he gasped, going green. They'd shot at his baby! Another shot and a spark went lower down. "Going for the tires, eh?" he growled. Ahead was a semi pulling an Albertson's rig in the middle lane of three. And a plan occurred to him. A plan so daring, and so desperate, that it had no choice but to work.

Because if it didn't, he was dead.

From fifty feet behind, the Ambrosianites watched the car, already doing 109 MPH, surge ahead somewhat. "He can't go any faster!" The commando exulted. "We've got him! Step on it!"

The blue car passed an Albertson's big rig in the outside lane. Suddenly it cut in front of the truck, all the way to the inside lane. An outraged blaring sounded from the truck's diesel horn, and he stepped on the brake. The car dipped and quickly pulled back to match speed with the big rig. Distance was critical. If the Hummer had followed too closely, there would not have been space for this maneuver. Too far away and they would have seen him slow down and hide on the other side of the big rig.

He saw the Hummer race by the other side of the truck, and slowed down some more. He moved behind the semi and held his breath.

"WHERE DID HE GO, YOU IMBECILE?!" the commando screamed. "Find him! Track his nanobots!" The driver pushed a few buttons on the Hummer's console, and got a flat beep in response.
"Sir, his nanobots are not responding!" The commando looked around wildly, only to see a few cars, minivans, and the big Albertson's rig. "He must have run off the road!"
"Well turn around and find him!" the commando snapped. "There's an overpass ahead - step on it!" he ordered, as they passed a rest area.

Marcus was alerted by the truck's flashing brake lights. The rig was turning off too! Luck was still with him, though...the Hummer was ahead of the rig, the Olds behind it. At the light, the Hummer turned left, and the rig and the sedan went right.

Marcus nosed the tired blue sedan into a parking lot in front of a 7-11. He staggered in, deadly pale. "Hi, miss," he said. "I need the biggest bottle of aspirin you have, and maybe some sandwiches."
The girl behind the counter smiled. "Aspirin i can do you, but there's a diner across the street - why don't you go there for a bite to eat?"

"Sounds like a plan," Marcus grinned. Suddenly the door burst open, and a truck driver burst in.
"I'm not real happy with you, boy," the trucker growled.

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Shade
<out of character>
OK, I'm getting bored here, so I'm taking one of the characters from that first post- Resistance 101- and integrating them into this post, and possibly the next one, to get my characters somewhere.

<in character>
Archaeopteryx and Shadowflare came to alert as the sound of tyres rumbled up the rutted dirt track and onto the beach.
The vehicle was a tiny civilan VeeDub Beetle in dust-smeared battered yellow paint.
"No Ambrosia logo." Shadowflare noted.
"And what Ambrosianite would have a car so ugly?" Archaeopteryx asked rehitorically. "Could be plain-clothes, though." She unbolted the barrel of her Rifle, fitting it with the longer Spike rocket laucher tube. Raising it, Archaeopteryx took aim.
The rusty driver's door groaned open, and a slightly overweight young man in a black t-shirt and trousers with bottle-top glasses got out.
"Obviously a nerd." Archaeopteryx muttered.
"Careful," Shadowflare quipped, "What's a Data Angel except a glorified nerd?"
"One with heavy weaponry and style." she retorted.
On the beach, the yound man looked around, trying to find them.
"Hello? Anyone?"
The two Sakirans stepped out from behind the rocks. "You've been sent to meet us?"
Gulping at the sight of the weaponry pointed at him, the young man replied, "Err…yes? You're the Sakirans?"
"That's right." Shadowflare replied. "Now, we've already had some problems with Ambrosianites, so why don't you just hurry up and drink this?" he tossed the man a can of Pepsi.
Pulling the tab, the man tipped the can to his mouth, drained it, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and belched odiously.
"Sorry 'bout that. I'm Jules, the Resistance sent me. Something about an island being taken over by Ambrosia?"
"The Sakiran Software Federation, yes." Shadowflare replied. "Jules short for Julius? As in Ceasar?"
The young man sighed. "No, as in my grandpop Julian, formerly the most famous potato farmer in southern Idaho."
Wincing sympathetically, Shadowflare offered his hand. "Bummer of a namesake, yes? I'm Shadowflare, and this is my colleauge Archaeopteryx."
Jules grinned at them, and shook Archaeopteryx's proffered hand rather than Shadowflare's.
"Well, get in, we've got a looong drive ahead of us."
"Who're we looking for?" Archaeopteryx asked, hunching her shoulders to fit in the car's low door.
"Guy named Begemotike. He'll know what to do." Jules answered, pulling the VeeDub around in a tight circle and back onto the road.
As they bumped back along the rutted track to the coastal highway, Jules explained further. "Begemotike's a big man in the Resistance. He gave me Resistance Operations 101, he knows everything."
"And you know where to find him?" Archaeopteryx queried.
"Err, no. Begemotike moves around a lot. Say, why do you dress like that? Have you taken Resistance Fashion 231?"
"Read it." Archaeopteryx replied, showing him the slim booklet. "No, the Sakirans use something different." She began to look through her bag for something.
"Here, have my copy." Shadowflare leaned over from the back seat, holding a thick hardback book in one hand.
"Thanks." Archaeopteryx took it, and showed Jules the title; Error 404: the Data Angel's Comprehensive Bible, Fifth Edition.
"Chapter Eight-A." she told him. "Data Angel Style and Class, or, as it's known in the field, "Where To Find A Hairdresser Who Doesn't Ask Questions About Your Grenade Collection". In a nutshell, it's because we rule."
"Funny, that's the same explanation Kilvain gave." Jules said. "I say, you do look good, though."
"Thanks." Archaeopteryx preened, cleaning a speck of dust from her dark glasses. "Ooh, look! We're at the… what do you Americans call it… Interstate?"
Jules grinned. "This isn't an interstate, just a road."
"Oh. Look, those big black cars are going tremendously fast, aren't they? I thought you had rules against going too fast?"
"We do, and they're breaking them." Jules said grimly. "And in a second, so will I." "Why?" Shadowflare asked.
"I can see the Ambrosia logos in the rearview mirror." Jules answered.
The VeeDub accelrated with a speed that wasn't characteristic for it's battered look.
"They're still gaining on us!" Shadowflare yelled. "Definitely Ambrosia Humvees!"
Jules swore. "Drat it! You spend thousands putting in a new engine for this thing, and it's no %#$@**!ing use!"
"Leave it to us." Shadowflare answered with a cheerful smile. "Hand me your Spike Launcher, will you, Archaeopteryx?"
"Sure." she passed the long form of the gun over the seat.
Shadowflare took it, checked the ammunition and safety, then reversed his grip and smashed the stock into the rear window.
"Heyyy, that's my car!" Jules yelped.
"What's more important, your car or your life?" Archaeopteryx asked.
"Well, if you put it that way…"
Shadowflare took aim and fired.
Six inches of explosive shell flew from the barrel; there was a distant boom as the bonnet of one humvee went up in a fireball.
The other three humvees swerved around their companion as Shadowflare struggled to fit another shell into the Launcher.
He fired again; another humvee was crippled.
"Ok, Archaeopteryx, pass me a grenade, will you? S-14 ought to do."
She passed the requisite explosives back to Shadowflare.
"I need to be up higher." he complained, adjusting his aim.
"I'll open the skylite." Jules said.
"Take too long." Shadowflare grunted, as shards of glass fell down on them.
Standing up on the back seat, he took aim again, and threw the grenade.
Flecks of molten asphalt(sp?) flew past the speeding VeeDub as the road behind them lit up in a massive explosion.
"All right!." Jules grinned, putting pedal to the metal and roaring off down the road.

<out of character>:Begemotike, if it's not too much trouble, I'd appreciate your input.

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ElGuapo7
"What can I do for you, sir?" Marcus asked. He was a good 4 inches taller than the trucker, but the trucker was bulkier and a whole lot meaner-looking.
"Cut off my rig, you sumbitch?" the trucker growled. "Scare the living *&^@ out of me? We're gonna have to teach you a lesson, boy!"
"Listen, I can explain, sir," Marcus stammered, a weak smile on his face. "I was being chased by Ambrosia, and they-"
"You what? You tryin' to feed me some cockamamie story about a world conspiracy and a software company tryin' to take over the world?" the trucker demanded, looking madder every minute.
"As a matter of fact, yeah, I was," Marcus replied, sheepishly.
The trucker reached into his battered jacket and pulled out a Pepsi. "Drink this, and start talking," he ordered.
Marcus shrugged, and opened the can. He started drinking. "Well, he's not trying to kill me right away," he thought to himself.

An hour later they were in the "diner across the street", and Marcus was winding up his fairly short tale of why he was on the run. "...so my big worry is that someone's going to spot me or my car and report in to Ambrosia. I used to think all this Resistance stuff was a big joke. But I guess, once it happens to you...it's different."
The trucker, Big Ed, nodded. "I understand completely," he said, smiling. He'd changed considerably from the outraged persona in the 7-11. "Happened to me too," he admitted. "People noticed things about Ambrosia, and they started disappearin'. I noticed that and I almost disappeared myself."
"So you joined up with the Resistance?" Marcus asked.
"Not the Resistance per se," Ed corrected. "Citizens concerned about the public well-being. Vigilantes, if you will."
"A rather harsh word," Marcus commented.
"Why hide the truth?" Ed asked, leaning back. "Can't trust the cops, can't go to the army, your own brother might be an Ambrosia agent."
"So are they around here?" Marcus asked.
"We're mostly out in the midwest to the West," Ed replied. "A lot of us are what you might call mountain men."
"Great, white supremacists and all that?" Marcus rolled his eyes.
"Hell, no," Ed retorted, frowning. "We got no time for full-of-it bastards who want to prove they're better than anyone - and most of those Aryan Nations and KKK boys are Ambrosia goons anyway."
"Explains the burning crosses, I guess," Marcus reflected.
"Look, if you're interested in a safe place to stay, I can introduce you to some friends of mine," Ed said.
"Safe?" Marcus asked.
"Safe as anyone can be in these times," Ed clarified. "The far west doesn't seem to hold much that Ambrosia wants - most of the shows they put on here are in the nature of sideshows and afterthoughts. So naturally, that's where we like to concentrate our forces."
"So can I bum a ride?" Marcus asked.
"We can even take your car," Ed laughed.

Ed drove the Albertson's truck around the side of the diner. He got out, and slid the back of the semi open. Huge crates proclaimed that the truck carried "the finest produce in the United States."
"We'll need to make some space," Ed mentioned. "Here," he motioned. "Stack those pineapples up high and we got room for the car."
Marcus groaned as he picked up the outrageously heavy crate and put it on top of another. The crate gave off a metallic clatter as it landed. "I get the feeling these aren't pineapples," Marcus grinned.
"Sure they are," Ed smiled. "Pineapple grenades."
A few minutes later, Marcus started his car and cautiously drove it up an improvised ramp into the back of the truck. "I feel like 'Knight Rider'," he complained.
"Better than 'Mission Impossible, Marcus," Ed replied.

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
ElGuapo7
Two days, 2 cases of Pepsi, and 27 pit stops later, the Albertson's big rig pulled into a warehouse on the outskirts of Helena, Montana. The truck was immediately surrounded by men and women in a variety of outfits - some in street clothes, some in combat fatigues. All carried an assortment of weapons, some nastier than others. "Here we are, gang," Ed called out the window. "Got the shopping list!"
"Right on time, Eddie," a big black guy boomed. "God is good to us today!"
"Reverend, it's good to see you," Ed laughed. He turned to Marcus. "Reverend John is the spiritual leader of our group," he explained. "He's as close to a command figure as you're going to get. He's a born-again Christian, but he's a good guy. Deeply religious, but got his head on straight. Definitely someone good to have on your side in a firefight."
"Right, let's get this thing unloaded," the reverend called. One of the guys jogged to the back of the rig and pulled up the back.
"What the...hey, there's a friggin' car in here!" he shouted out. "What are you doing with a car, you moron?"
"Gentlemen," Eddie said, stepping down from the cab. "And ladies," he added, bowing towards the women. "Allow me to introduce Mr. Marcus Williams, a scientist, medic, and getaway driver. He ran into Ambrosia's hard side, and needed a lift."
"Welcome," Reverend John said, extending a hand to Marcus. Marcus had to look up about 4 inches to look at his face. John looked like someone's nightmare idea of the perfect soldier. Built like an apartment building, tall, but a friendly grin topped out by a shining bald head. They shook hands, and Marcus winced at the strength. "We are pleased to have you among our brotherhood," he continued, in a deep voice. "Perhaps you would care to tell us your story?"

The next 20 minutes Marcus spent talking to Reverend John. Meanwhile, the truck was rapidly undergoing a metamorphosis. The car and the crates of "fruit" were unloaded and dispersed to an amazing variety of vehicles. Two soccer moms filled a minivan with supplies, while a fleet of Chevy pickups were stacked with more of the boxes. A U.S. Army deuce-and-a-half truck also received it's share.
Meanwhile, the huge Albertson's signs were revealed to be only giant stickers. A gang of vigilantes quickly applied a new sticker scheme (United Grocers) and replaced the license plates. As Marcus finished up his account, a new driver jumped into the cab and fired up the engine. "See you guys," he cried out, backing up and driving off.

"Right, just hold on," another guy said to Marcus. "I'm Gadget, by the way - Inspector Gadget, they call me." He laughed. "Let me go over your car and we can be on the way." He whipped out a scanner, and for the next few minutes waved it over all the car's surfaces, inside and out. Finally he waved the scanner all over Marcus, and smiled. "Both you and the car are free from nanobots and tracking devices," he said. He turned to John. "Good to go, Chief."
Both John and Ed smiled. "Right, get in the car, and we'll take you to a safehouse. If you want to join us, you're in. If not, we can part ways right now."
"You sure trusted me really fast," Marcus frowned. "I mean, you don't know me from Adam. And you're showing me all this stuff - aren't you worried I'm a spy?"
"Nah," John laughed. "First off, you're clean from probes. Second, there is nothing here that Ambrosia doesn't already know about - the random supply deliveries, or the distribution. Last, you don't know any of our last names, or even if these are our real names."
Marcus relaxed a bit. "I guess you have this all worked out," he admitted. "I'd like to help, if I can."
"You can help us, Marcus," John said. "No matter what your skills, you can help us. It is all part of God's great plan."
"Wait a sec," Marcus said, a little uneasy. "I'm not that religious. I mean, church and all that is fine, but I don't want in on a cult or anything."
John patted his shoulder reassuringly. "I assure you, we have a wide variety of citizens on our side. Some are believers, some are athiests. Some aren't sure. But it doesn't matter who you are, where you're from, or what color your skin is. For before God, we are all equal - His children, each special in His eye. Before Ambrosia, we are all equal - their slaves, mindless zombies to do great evil. "
"Poetic," Marcus commented.
"Come, the day is drawing to a close," Reverend John said. "Give me the keys - I'll drive."



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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
Begemotike
The apartment building was a fairly seedy one - built of cinder blocks, with an exterior that had been painted many years ago and was well due for a new coat, one could tell just from looking at it that it would have grime in the corners of the walls, and the floors would be uneven. The neighborhood wasn't that bad, nor was it that good - consisting mostly from various families that were considered under 'poverty level' but still found enough money to buy themselves expensive new gadgets when the fancy struck them, a discerning eye would be able to tell that you should lock your car doors, but didn't have to bother wearing a bullet proof vest.
All in all, Kilvain considered, it wasn't that bad an area for a safehouse.
Heading into the apartment building, and up the stairway to the third floor, he flipped out his key and let himself in.
The inside of the apartment was in complete contrast to the quasi-squalid state of the rest of the building... well lit, furnished, and comfortably heated, it was clean and inviting.
Under the urging of Leslie, who was eager to do some work 'out in the real world' as she put it, and wasn't terribly satisfied with the security restrictions the top secret HQ had put on her, they had rented out several of the ajoining apartments in the building under their various names, and after a bit of cover interior decorating, turned them into a low key base of operations. It wasn't the safest place, but if they didn't attract attention with their actions, there wasn't much reason anyone would look for them here. Besides, they had installed the Resistance version of an electronic 'saftey' system.
"You have really bad posture." A female voice criticized from an adjoining room, as part of what was obviously an ongoing conversation.
"You opened your mouth!" Someone snarled in reply.
"What's your point?"
"Nothing, what's yours?"
Kilvain smiled. Evidently, both Leslie and B had been working in the same room, and were now chewing at each others throats. He leaned against the doorjam.
"Everything okay?"
Inside, the room was dark except for the glow of two computer screens and a small reading lamp Leslie had out to illuminate some papers. She was scribbling with a pen, and muttering under her breath, while Begemotike was hunched in front of a Powerbook G3, and muttering in the same manner. He looked up sourly at K.
"No, not really. I'm trying to figure out why the GPS card for this thing keeps crashing it, I mean, we can keep using the online service for that, but if we don't have a net connection that would be bad, but you never know, and why the heck won't it work now when it worked before, and my I have a headache, and oh crud, look, I have seventy two new emails to read, most of them probably telling me I can make money by breathing air with 0% APR, and goodie, look, I just got two new messages."
"See?" Leslie sighed in a long suffering manner, at which Kilvain laughed. "Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much right now. Why don't you take a break and have something to eat? Say, where's Zelda?" K attempted to distract his partners single track mind with a ruse that usually worked. Begemotike had insisted that they take her along with them, ostensibly for reasons that they could do a better job teaching her how to survive her new lifestyle than anybody else.
"I'm NOT eating, OR resting, until.. hm? Oh, I think she's doing some reading of her own somwhere here. Research. And... huh.." B paused to focus on the Powerbook for a moment. "Hey, K, look at this. These emails..."
"What about them?"
"Well, they're rather interesting. One is from a group that I think I've heard of before, I know we've been in contact with them, come to think of it... and the other, I have no idea who it is. This last one is a direct email to me, and the other is a general email to all Resistance members."
Kilvain swivled a spare seat around, and sat down on it, crossing his arms over the back rest.
"Lets take a look."

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I may not have the strength to hold you up/ but if you fall/ I will fall under you/ and make it as soft as I can
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Resistance Web Page

[This message has been edited by Begemotike (edited 03-03-2002).]
ElGuapo7
"Watch your head," Ed advised, as Reverend John, Marcus, and Ed drove down into a bunker. The three men had taken a bunch of back roads and highways to get to a ranch somewhere in Montana.
"Home sweet home for a while," John smiled as they parked in a huge bunker room, filled with a motley assortment of cars from every walk of life. Several of the cars had their hoods open, men and women hanging over them.
"This is Base One," John continued. "We got this place at a government auction - seems the FBI took it from some nutcase cult members a few years ago. Heaven's Toilet, or whatever they called themselves. I forget. Anyway, the bunkers extend for quite a way - they tunnel into some caves farther on, so we're not stuck for space anywhere."
Marcus looked around. They passed from the garage through a narrow, twisting entrance into another big concrete-lined room. Lining the walls was a fascinating variety of weapons. M-16's, MP-5N's, pistols, bayonets, daggers. Three women were in the process of unpacking a case of the newly delivered grenades and putting them on the shelves. Ed pointed. "The shotguns are over in the back - I like them better than the machine stuff myself."
John turned to Marcus. "We've made you quite welcome," he began. "But you can help us in an important way - tell us everything you know about the nanobots."
Marcus shrugged. "I only ever got a chance to see them before the Ambrosia guy got there. I know they exist, that's about it."
"But can you find out more about them?" Ed pressed.
"Heck yeah," Marcus replied. "I need a lab and some guys to help me, and you bet!"
"What do you need?" John asked.

Three days later a room was converted into a research lab. Marcus was standing in the middle of it, trying to figure out where to put everything, when Gadget walked in with the original pencil-necked geek. "Marcus!" he exclaimed. "Meet your new partner - 'Wild Bill' Hickok!"
Marcus shook hands with the skinny new arrival. 'Wild Bill' peered through thick glasses at him. "Actually, it's Sam Hickok," the geek said. "But gadget thinks it's a scream." He shrugged. "Coulda been worse. Anyway, you want to get a look at these nanobots, eh?"
"You got it," Marcus said. "Ed's been nice enough to get us an EEG machine, an electron microscope, a bunch of instruction manuals, and a load of other stuff."
"Like what?" Hickok asked.
"Coke and a straitjacket," Marcus asked. "We're going to put nanobots through their paces, Bill."

Another few days passed, and Ed came into the lab, exultant. "How's it going, Marcus?" he asked.
"Just fine," Marcus replied. "About ready to start. You ready?" he asked Hickok.
"Everything's good," Hickok replied. He stuck a few electrodes to Marcus's head, and tightened the restraints that tied Marcus to the chair.
"What are you doing?" Ed asked.
"I'm going to drink some Coke now," Marcus said. "Then we're going to play some music, and see how the nanobots react. Switch the EEG on, ok,?" he said to Hickok. Hickok complied, and a needle started scratching busily on the paper.
"Nice and even," Hickok reported.
"So what can I do for you?" Marcus asked Ed.
"I was going to say we pulled off a raid on the local Ambrosia, and got a bunch of supplies and weapons - we even captured a commando!" Ed exulted.
"Right," Marcus said. "Tell me all about it when I recover," he grinned. He closed his eyes and reached for a long straw connected to a can of Coke.


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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
Gage_Stryker
"Hmm. Needs a little more at about 2KHz. And that snare's a little hot." Gage twirled a knob, and pulled down the fader. Recording was going well. Another hour of two, and he'd finally have the band gone and the studio to himself. Then he could work on actually producing the CD. As he sipped his Pepsi, he looked around the small control room, reflecting on his home for the past two weeks. Above the ever present partially finished pizza box lay the window looking in on the studio, where some band was recording stuff he'd played better himself. "Oh well, they're paying for the studio time" he thought to himself. Glancing back into the control room, he scanned over the many indicators, knobs, and buttons surrounding him, which would look like the inner workings of NASA to all but a trained studio engineer. Good thing he was one. His eyes lingered briefly on the two framed photos on the wall, the only things he'd ever hung up in his life. One was a picture of his old band, when he was a drummer. Those were the days. The other was a photo of a fairly attractive middle eastern woman, with a post-it note stuck in the corner, reading "Feb 17, 2001 - LTC" Post-it notes and masking tape complemented much of the rest of the decor, as they did in any good studio, containing such insights from "lead vocals" to "unplug this and die a horrible, horrible death!!" Of course, this was no ordinary studio. Located in the renovated basement of an old house on the slightly better side of town, it didn't look like much. But some of the best bands in the world came here to record.

The band had finally left. Gage walked upstairs and talked to the other occupant of the house, the good ol' Dr. Crazyspoon. Surprising that the name had stuck all these years, after an encounter with a random name generator, and a random chat conversation. Together, they managed Quantamite Productions, between them recording audio, video, producing covers, and even writing software.

Back in his comfy seat downstairs, Gage flipped through the latest issue of Gig magazine, looking over at his stained jeans and Quantamite Productions T-shirt which he wore religiously. Maybe he should think of a fashion change if he wanted to get out and see the world. But he didn't have to, he realised. The world came to him. He grinned. As he returned his attention to the magazine, his eyes caught on a small, black and white ad, next to a flashy "Ambrosia Productions" spread. "Listen to Backstreet Boys, N Sync', and Britney Spears. It's for the good of the world." He scoffed. Like those people had any talent. Out of curiosity, however, he popped in the Britney Spears CD collecting dust in his rather large collection (or rather, the computerised system retrieved the MP3 file of the appropriate DVD and loaded it up. He had far too much music to ever listen to in his lifetime, and the music in CD form would take up a warehouse several times the size of this house. As he listened, his gaze fell on the real-time analysis. Why was there that spike at 35KHz? Since he had custom built this analyser, he had never seen anything like that up there at all. In fact, not much got up to that point - he usually only used it to pinpoint lower frequencies. Curious, he slipped in the Backstreet Boys CD. Same result. Same with N' Sync. He glanced back at the ad. No address. No author. Strange. He loaded up an old project that he already released, a Re mastering of a VanHalen tune. He glanced over at the analyser, and noticed the same spike. He had made a mistake recording! Oh well, no one else's equipment could measure that far up, and besides, no human being could possible hear that high. No one would notice...
<out of character>
Sorry, it's a bit of a long introduction, I just wanted to establish the character, and give the Resistance operatives a little better choice of music. Right now he has no idea about Ambrosia, but he soon will. The sinister Ambrosia has moved in music production... and he always keeps an eye on the competition.
ElGuapo7
Heh, first the Resistance, then mountain men, now the music industry! Kewl, who's resisting NEXT?!

ElG7

(C'mon, stryker, what's next?)

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
AVN
[out of character]
After many weeks of hard work and dedication, I have finally finished the so-called "surprise". You fear it. You fear it much.

I won't say what it is; I'll just give you a link to it. And again, you fear it. Especially Kilvain.

Yes indeed. Here it is: http://homepage.mac.com/andyvn/iMovieTheater2.html

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Your pet poodle is flying loop-de-loops over my microchips! The poodle is coming! The poodle is coming! (Don't ask )
"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

[This message has been edited by AVN (edited 03-05-2002).]
Shade
<ooc>: Awesome movie trailer, AVN. But it seems to stop loading halfway through the chase scene!

"Should we get off the road?" Archaeopteryx asked. "After all, we just blew up five Ambrosianite humvees."
"Narh." Jules replied, "The VeeDub's got a scattering field under the driver's seat, so they can't track us. We're perfectly safe right now; we just need to find Begemotike."
"But you said you don't know where he is!" Shadowflare interjected.
"He's got a GPS chip in his iBook, I think… why not send him an eMail and see where it goes?"
"Good idea." Archaeopteryx pulled her Sakiran iBook from her bag, extending the aerial and clipping it onto the edge of the hole where the skylite used to be.
"Hey, nice hardware." Jules said. "Why's it got the the little Omega instead of an Apple logo?"
"That, my friend, is the logo of the Sakiran Software Federation." Shadowflare replied. "And inside that computer's little casing is no G3 processor but a T7- a Terraflop-Seven. It can perform over seven terraflops of operations per second; that's approaching the capabilities of a human brain."
"Cool." Jules, a rabid computer nerd, was almost drooling at the thought of processing capabilities like that.
"You've got Begemotike's addess, right?" Archaeopteryx asked.
"Sure." Jules leaned across to rummage in the glove box for a scrap of paper. "There."
"Jeez, your handwriting is atrocious, I can barely make out the @."
Archaeopteryx was the first person Jules had met who could actually pronounce "@" correctly.
"I'll activate my own GPS, so he knows where we are." she continued.
"Yeah, where are we?" Shadowflare asked suddenly.
"Somewhere between NYC and Washington DC." Jules replied.
Archaeopteryx began to type;

to:Begemotike
fr: Error<unknown remailer>beyond system parameters>Error
re:Where are you?
Begemotike, we've been told you're a big man in the Resistance; we need to speak to you. Our GPS is activated so you can track this mail; it's encrypted using Resistance codes, so you should be able to open it.
Ciao,
Sakiran Data Angel Archaeopteryx

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Shade's Shipyard,the source for your ship needs.

[This message has been edited by Shade (edited 03-06-2002).]
ElGuapo7
"What the hell's wrong with him?" Big Ed demanded, standing in the doorway of the men's room.
Marcus was draped halfway across one of the toilets, retching and heaving. His normal semi-tanned skin was deathly pale, and he was trembling almost uncontrollably.
"Damned if I know," Sam 'Wild Bill' Hickok replied, shrugging helplessly. "You saw it, just like me - we applied the N'Sync music, and he started going to pieces. It brok the mind control, but he's having a hell of a reaction!"
"To the MUSIC?!" Ed exploded. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of in my life!"
"Not the music, peabrain," Sam replied, rolling his eyes. "If this stuff destroys the nanobots, he's reacting to the debris - the wreckage!"
"I've never heard of that kind of thing!" Ed complained.
Sam ran his hands through his thinning hair as Marcus finally fell back off the toilet, exhausted. "That's the trouble, damn it!" he retorted, taking Marcus by the legs. "NOBODY knows anything about these bots - look at this! Is this stuff reactive? Yes? Why? Is Marcus the only one sensitive? No? Yes? Why? I can't just look this stuff up in the medical texts, Ed - how the HELL am I supposed to know?" His voice rising with every word, he almost ended up shouting at the end.
"Ok, ok, sorry," Ed apologized.
"I feel awful," Marcus mumbled, gazing up through bloodshot eyes.
"Well, you look it, too," Sam replied, testily. "C'mon, Ed, gimme a hand."
Together they hauled the semiconscious guinea pig to a bunk.

Some hours later Marcus was looking marginally better. Still pale, he'd stopped trembling. His eyes were a mess, though. He looked around. He was in the 8x8 room that the Vigilantes had allotted him. It was small, concrete lined, with some shelves and a closet. It looked fairly temporary - no personal touches were around - he hadn't had the opportunity to pack when he'd fled Ambrosia.
"Wakey wakey," an attractive woman said, from a chair beside his nightstand. "Glad you're back."
"Hi, Shirley," Marcus smiled at the lady he'd met during his last week at Base One. "What, female nurses? How sexist."
Shirley smiled back, laughing. "What men are too dumb to do, us women got to handle."
"Touché," Marcus replied. He sat up too quickly, wincing at the pain in his head. "This is worse than the last bout I had," he said.
"Hey, you're the expert," she pointed out. "I used to be an Ambrosia zombie," she said, her smile fading. "Just another one of their shocktroopers, until Reverend John saved me."
"How'd that happen?" Marcus asked.
"Me and my team had been sent on an infiltration mission," she sighed. "Find the Vigilantes' leader or leaders and kill them."
"What happened?"
"Well, we got into here, and to make a long story short, someone played a Creedence Clearwater Revival song on a tape deck," Shirley remembered. "That's when my mind just...cleared up - like i'd been in a fog for ages. That's when we joined up - for real, this time."
"That must have been awful," Marcus sympathized.
"That's not the whole story," Reverend John rumbled from the doorway. Marcus looked up to see the giant with a friendly smile on his face. "She'd had a gun to my head at the time," he continued. "She'd broken into my room in the dead of night, and flipped up the light switch. Light turned on, stereo plays, and I had the piss scared out of me," he finished, laughing quietly. "The last time I was that scared, I was in eighth grade, and I was bungie jumping for the first time!"
"Bungie jumping?" Marcus asked, incredulously.
"My secret vice," John admitted.
"Well, I guess I can add CCR to the music I need to test," Marcus said, standing up. He winced as his head started pounding.
"Look," John said, holding his hand up. "I been talking to Ed and Sam," he stated. "They told me what happened to you. I say you take the rest of the day off, and come with me and a few of the boys. We'll take you on a tour of Helena, ok?"
"What time is it, anyway?" Marcus asked.
"About three o'clock," Shirley replied. "You need the break. Trust me."
"Guess I'm outvoted," Marcus smiled. "Your car or mine?"

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
ElGuapo7
The 1967 VW bus that rolled merrily down Helena's busy streets was polished so its sky blue paint shone in the desert sun. Big Ed was driving. Sitting next to him was a stocky woman who introduced herself as Siobhan. She had the irritating habit of constantly scanning the streets, and kept taking glances at a small bag near her feet. In the back, the Reverend John was pointing out some of the salient features to Marcus. "Over there's the State Capitol building," he said. "And over there...oh, don't worry about Siobhan," he said, pronouncing it "Sheeonan". "She's just a little overboard on security."
"Never too careful, John," she replied, still looking around carefully.
The bus drove onwards, and a few miles down the road, parked next to a garishly lit cafe advertising naughty products. "Just be a minute," Ed said, getting out. He left the keys in the ignition.
"Where'd he go?" Marcus asked, as Siobhan got out and followed him.
"Trust us," John said, as he slid behind the wheel. "Get the side door open just a crack," he said, and turned the wheel slightly.
Marcus complied, getting an uneasy feeling. His stomach started to twitch, and it had nothing to do with the nanobots.

Less than a minute later Ed and Siobhan were running out of the cafe, dragging a limp man behind them. They ran around the bus and dived into the side door. "GO GO GO GO!" Ed yelled at John. John smiled and gunned the engine. The bus surged forward far better than a 1600cc engine had a right to push.
"Who's the stiff?" Marcus asked.
"James Meraska," Ed replied, grinning. "Ambrosia employee - he's got some bad habits, and we don't like him much."
"What for?" Marcus asked, as Siobhan pulled a coil of rope from a cabinet in the back of the bus. She busied herself tying the man up tightly.
"All in good time," John said, checking the rear view mirror. "Bad timing, Ed," he said. "Looks like he was getting ready to leave."
Marcus looked out the back of the bus, to see a pair of Hummers roll up next to the parking spot they had just vacated. As they turned a corner, someone got out of the car and went inside. "Are we going to get in trouble?" he asked, a wry grin on his face.
"Step on it," Ed snapped, and the Bus went faster. They merged onto an interstate, and started passing traffic. He turned to Marcus. "Meraska's a fairly big guy in the local Ambrosia," he said. "Which isn't saying much. But he's a very nasty character, and we need someone for your experiments - he fits the bill pretty well."
"Are you out of your mind?" Marcus demanded. "We can't test this stuff on people we kidnap!"
"What are you talking about?" Ed grinned. "You were a guinea pig. We're replacing you with a white rat!" He laughed at the stupid joke.
"But..." Marcus sputtered. Ed interrupted him.
"Look, amigo," Ed said. "Ambrosia started this - not you. Meraska's a very bad man, and we're doing you a favor by not killing him. Say thank you."
"Thank you," Marcus said, automatically.
"Company," Siobhan reported. Three Hummers were coming up fast behind them, escorted by a police car with flashing lights.
"Pull over!" a loudspeaker ordered. John responded by sending the bus past 90MPH.
A gun flashed from the lead Hummer, and a white oval appeared in the back window of the bus. "You didn't really think that was glass, did you, Marcus?" John asked.
"No," Marcus replied. John pressed a button on the dashboard. Marcus pulled back as the floor panel slid back, to reveal a pair of M-16s with attached M-203 grenade lanchers. Ed grabbed one and gave the other to Siobhan.
"Ready?" he asked. Siobhan nodded. He flicked a switch, and the back doors flew open. They pointed the guns out and started firing.
The police cruiser wasn't built for that kind of punishment - the windshield shattered, the left front tire blew out, and the grille was chewed to pieces. The Crown Vic started swerving violently left and right before plowing into a concrete sidewall and screeching to a halt.
The Hummers were made of sterner stuff, though. Sparks flew off fenders and windows as the 5.56mm bullets ricocheted noisily. "Grenades," Ed ordered tersely. Siobhan nodded, as the .50 cal machine gun on the back of one Hummer opened up. "Evasive!" she yelled, and the Bus swerved hard to the right. Ed screamed and grabbed his stomach. The M-16 fell out of the bus and went clattering down the highway as red blood started to stain his shirt. Behind, a Hummer ran over the gun. It broke.
"Grab him!" Siobhan cried as Ed lost his footing. Marcus grabbed the other man's shirt collar with one hand and grabbed for the back of a seat with the other. Siobhan put down the gun and grabbed Ed's arm as his feet started rubbing against the asphalt. Together, they pulled him in.
Sparks sprinkled the bus as the Hummer opened up again. "Hey!" John yelled, as a white spot appeared in the windshield next to his head.
Almost without thinking, Marcus grabbed the discarded M-16 and aimed it at the lead hummer. He grabbed at the launcher - *foop* -it fired.
It hit low - on the lower end of the grille. But the 40mm grenade tore off the hood and bend something, because the big jeep turned, bucked, and flipped. Miraculously, it landed upright, but it would need serious body work before it went back into service.
Siobhan grabbed the gun back from Marcus's nerveless hands. "Watch," she said, and aimed carefully. This time the second Hummer went up in a ball of flame.The spinning wreck clipped the last Hummer, and both went off the side of the road.

The bus sped on, alone.
"He's not bleeding much," Marcus said. "He'll live 'till we get back to Base."
"Nice shot," Ed said, a little pale. His hands were still pressed tightly to his belly.
"Keep the pressure on," Siobhan advised. She looked at Marcus as she closed the back doors. "He's right, that wasn't bad."
"I'm only glad I didn't kill anyone," Marcus said, shakily.
"Look, Marcus, this is a war, in case you didn't notice," Ed said, smiling weakly. "This is your second real firefight, and you came through great!"
"What, this is a test?" Marcus demanded. "You're not really hurt?"
"No," Ed said. "I'm bleeding like a stuck pig, and this is all real. We could have died, and you didn't freeze on me. You grabbed the gun and shot."
"I suppose you'll say I'll learn to love it?" Marcus inquired, a thin edge of anger in his voice.
"No," Siobhan said, nodding her head sadly. "You get used to it. You never like it, but you get used to it."

The bus roared on in silence.

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
Gage_Stryker
Gage sat in his control room. Click. Click click. Click click click. He flipped the pen over in his hands and pressed down again. Click. It was a bad habit he'd picked up somewhere, and couldn't seem to shake it. He pressed the pen against the desk in front to him. Click. AS he spun the pen, he was wondering. In the past few weeks, business had gone down the drain. Not a single band had wandered through the soundproof doors in over three weeks. Very bad for business. Not that he minded, so much, after all, he had enough money bankrolled to comfortably live off for the rest of his life - and he was only 25. But he was curious. A world famous studio, even if it's only known about by top producers, just doesn't disappear overnight. In his four years in the business, he'd weathered "new talent", studios slashing prices to get at his clients, and even blackmail and threats. Some had slowed him down for a little while, but it had never been like this. No one. No recording contracts. No video contracts. Not even any software development, the thing he relied on when music was slow. He tossed the pen over his shoulder, kicked back in his wheeled chair, and arrived at his computer workstation just as the pen arrived back in his outstretched arm. This was the one piece of equipment in his spacious studio that actually had some links to the outside. Underneath the desk was a simple single processor G4, loaded with nothing but an internet browser and some email software. He didn't need the ferocious power of his tri-linked dual 1.4GHz G4's he used for 3D rendering and audio mixing. But he didn't even want to expose those computers to even the remotest chance of a virus. He booted up and sent a few emails to reliable contacts he knew in the music industry, asking a few simple, but not suspicious questions. He checked out a few websites, and after only an hour, he had the answer. He was staring at it on his screen. Ambrosia Productions. Over the past month, they had snagged virtually every major record contract from all the major producers. It was physically impossible for one studio to be producing all those bands simultaneously. Something here was not right. He'd have to find out more about this Ambrosia Productions. Luckily he had a few tricks in his video tools. He pulled out a small bag, and emptied the contents onto the desk in front of him. It contained a cross on a chain, a silver bracelet, and a small pin with the letters TS. They were props he'd used in making music videos. However, they also had miniature cameras and wireless transmitters. This was his secret edge for getting all those obscene angles that set his videos apart. He made a phone call to one of the many struggling local bands he knew and set up an appointment with them - he'd record a free video for them later that afternoon, if they could come in. In the meantime, he powered up the receivers, checked out the cameras, and added some audio bugs to the pile, just as backup. When the band came in, he got them to put on the stuff - they just thought they were accessories for the music video. Gage stressed that if they wanted to maintain a consistent look for their fans, although they could change clothes, they should always wear the same jewellery. They left later that day, video in hand, still wearing the bugs. Gage sat down and waited. Click. Click click. Click click click.

It was a few days later, when the band was showing the video to some producers, that the bait finally struck. Gage heard loud and clear "We're from Ambrosia Productions. We saw the video, and wanted to produce you. We'll pay you for the rights." Soon after, Gage looked at the video and saw an image of two men in suits leading the band towards a large white cinder block building, with an image of Zeus holding a thunderbolt on the front, accompanied by the words "Ambrosia Productions." Typical PR junkies. Suits and ties. He couldn't wait to see what was inside. He watched as they met the secretary, and then were introduced to the president of the company. Something went a little fuzzy with the video feed, but Gage was able to boost the signal, and things settled down quite quickly. After a boring lunch meeting of sub sandwiches, nachos and coke, where details were hammered out, the band was immediately ready to start performing. They headed down the stairs and into the recording studio. The video went black. The audio died. Gage had lost all the signal! It couldn't be the gear in the studio, he'd specifically picked obscure frequencies nobody used for the devices. This could only mean one thing - EM jamming. Now why would a studio go to all the trouble of EM jamming, especially when it meant that they wouldn't be able to use any wireless devices inside the studio. Unless it wasn't a recording studio. Gage sat down and pondered. Click. Click click. Click click click.
Begemotike
The highway kept speeding closer, but always stayed just as distant - at least, that's how I felt whenever I got into 'cruise' mode. Cruise mode was fun, because that was when you could lean back, let the radio play, and feel as if you were in a cool car. Of course, it didn't help that I WAS In a cool car. It was odd that after so many years of dreaming about Mustangs, I finally owned the arguably finest vehicle anywhere. I looked in the rear vew mirror and winked at myself. "Yessir, Begemotike, nobody has as many cupholders as YOU do, hot shot. You are... crud!"
There are inherent dangers to watching a reflection of yourself instead of the road, especially if you are driving at the time, I realized.
The right lane I was in had decided it might be fun to become an offramp, and I was rapidly heading for the divider straight ahead. Jerking on the wheel, the sports car responded admirably, leaping like the agile equine it was named for from one lane to another, and then again, into the left. It looked much emptier, and far less of a pain to deal with.
Relaxing again, and savoring the prospect of a nice empty stretch of road on which to speed, I depressed the gas pedal slightly so as to feel the constant acceleration, and relaxed.
"Attention, road regulation breached," a horrible synthesized voice intoned, overriding the precise favorite moment in the current song. I had had a computer installed that would remind me of possible infractions on driving procedures, since people claimed I wasn't terribly good at observing them. "you are driving in the wrong lane, please adjust your blinker for a right turn and merge right."
I frowned. "What the heck are you talking about? There's no law that says I can't drive in the left lane!"
A pause, as the computer processed something, and then: "The left lane is stated by law in several states to be only used for passing."
"What about this state?" I demanded.
Another pause. "It is a breach of driving etiquette. Please merge right now."
"You are avoiding the question, and I'm not merging right! There is nobody behind me, why would anyone care? Shut up."
"If you are driving with me, you will please merge right now."
"Shut UP, already, you circuit board freak! Who gave you a personality chip like my Moms, anyway?"
The computer fell silent for the moment, somewhat to my surprise and much to my relief. I settled back again preparing to enjoy a sunlit drive to the rendezvous with the people who had just sent me an email. What were their names again? They were more than bit odd, and last I'd heard Ambrosia was in active pursuit. Well, that I could get them out of fairly well...
"Attention, road regulation breached. Please merge right now, and reduce speed and audio levels."
"Argh!!"

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I spent most of the road arguing with the stupid thing, and trying to figure out how to turn it off. Believe me, it was usually wrong.
Over cautious computers notwithstanding, I began to draw near the are where the GPS locater was leading me too, and came on the alert. I had firearms with me, if needed, but I hoped to have to avoid any confrontation at all... finesse and trickery can go an incredibly long way if you know how to use them. I glanced at the passenger side seat quickly to ensure my dart gun was primed and ready for just in cases. Managing to ignore the paranoid computer droning constantly in the background, I pulled around the last corner to where the signal was coming from.

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Shade
Jules had parked the battered VeeDub on the verge of the road to replace a tyre blown out by a bit of flying HumVee, and was noisily trying to fix it.
"C'mon you darn thing, go in, %#@/! it! OMG, you'd think I hadn't taken the old tyre off the way this things acting…"
"That's because you haven't." Shadowflare observed.
"Oh. Err…I knew that! I was just jok-"
The rest of Jules' sentence was drowned out by the screech of tyres as a red Mustang careened around the corner.
"He's driving on the right side of the road, isn't he?" Archaeopteryx asked.
"No, he's driving on the left side of the road." Shadowflare answered.
"I meant the correct side of the road."
"Oh. In that case, yes, he is driving on the right side of the road." Shadowflare replied. "Cars in Sakira drive on the left." he explained to Jules.
The mustang skidded to a halt a few dozen meters away, and a tall man in a black trenchcoat got out.
"You're Begemotike?" Shadowflare asked.
"No, I'm an Ambrosianite." the man said. The two Data Angels gripped their weapons. "Just kidding, I'm Begemotike. Who're you? I got something about somewhere I'd never heard of being attacked by Ambrosianites or something?"
Archaeopteryx spoke first. "I'm Archaeopteryx, and this is my colleauge Shadowflare. The short, tubby kid by the VeeDub is Jules, one of your guys."
"Heyyy!" Jules protested at the unflattering description.
"Anyway," Archaeopteryx continued, pointedly ignoring Jules, "History lesson time. Sit down, because it's long."
Begemotike leaned on the hood of his Mustang.
"Okay, then. Sakira is a tiny island out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. The first known reference to it was in 1581, when an English sailor, Sir Humphrey Bogilvie, named it "Bogilvieland." Because it was a useless lump of rock with a few scrawny plants, everyone ignored it until 1980-something. Enter Macro$loth, the giant computer company. Then, a small group of persecuted computer developers fled Macro$loth by founding their own country on the island, which they named after their leader, Janine Sakira.
Eventually, Sakira developed Terraflop-7 processors, which approach the ability of the human brain, and discovered the truth about Ambrosia Software. That was in 1997; the Sakiran eZBoard Senate set up the Data Angels, the elité covert ops team entrusted with, well, covert ops.
Unfortunately, the Ambrosianites got tired of trying to buy us out, and attacked with bombers and Krokeshiaks.
We managed to escape in a minisub, but all the other Data Angels got killed on the way out.
So now we're here, because Jules here drove us, and we're mean, because we get mean when we're hungry, and we're lean, because we haven't had anything to eat since yesterday, and why don't you take us out for a pizza?
Any questions?"

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Servack
FBI Special Agent Jakob Brant walked along the sidewalk, sipping on a pepsi. Damn, He thought, making a face at the can of soda, This stuff tastes like ****.

It was in the middle of the night, getting close to 1:00 in the morning. A cloud formation had moved in, meaning that this was going to be a warm night. A good time for a walk.

He continued drinking the canned beverage out of nececity. He was extremely thirsty, and the vending machine had fresh out of Coke. As he walked, however, he passed two men, one in his mid twenties, and the other in his late thirties. Jake nodded to the two men, and continued walking. Something made him stop, just then. A feeling like a hand rubbing the back of his neck.

He turned to see the two men facing him. They both had a not-quite-sane look to them, with too-big smiles and glazed eyes.

The younger of the two men lunged at Jake. Our protagonist slid to the side, driving his foot into the other man's stomach. The twenty-something slid to the ground, holding his midsection and writhing in pain.

The older man, seeing his comrade be less than successful, took a more direct approach. Pulling a knife out of his belt, he slashed at Jake, trying to force him backward. Agent Brant avoided his blow, and seizeing the opportunity, rushed forward and drove the older man into a brick wall. The knife-wielding maniac dropped his blade, gaspping for air. Jake stepped back, getting ready to deliver another blow. He stopped when he heard a click behind him, though.

The younger of the two attackers had pulled a gun. The barrel of the Barretta 92 was pointed at Jake, a laser sight trained on his chest. Jake grabbed onto the shoulders of the hacking thirty-year-old, and used him as a shield. The shots rang out, and impacted the second assailant insted of the intended victim. Jake threw the dead man to the ground. He tackled the younger one, driving him to the street surface.

"Who the hell are you?!" He shouted at the younger man. "Why'd you attack me?!"

The younger man looked up at him. "You'll find out soon enough..." His eyes twitched, and his body went into what appeared to be an epileptic seizure. Jake got off of him, and the young man's convoltions built to such a point where his head was slamming brutally on the ground. After a few seconds, the convoltions stopped. The man lay on the ground, his head at an odd angle to the rest of his body.

Jake looked at the scene around him. Two men lay dead, and he had no idea why. Yup, some days it just sucked to be him.

[edit: Damn formating!]

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Do not aproach a cow from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
-Mark Twain

I like schtuff.

[This message has been edited by Servack (edited 03-10-2002).]
Gage_Stryker
Gage smiled as he walked the mall. It was good to be out, out of that stuffy room he called a studio. The break in business had left him with some time for shopping. But, being Gage, this was not a normal shopping trip. Gage thought about when anything would ever be normal for him. Probably never - and he liked it that way. As shifted the packages under his arms, he checked out the remainder of his list. A visit to the local Telus outlet for a cell phone or two, and a stop at his local MacWorld. Oh, and lest he forget - the custom dealership. He stepped out of the mall, and loaded the packages into his Hummer. Of course, like most things in Gage's life, this was no ordinary hummer. Needing a car of two for some music videos, he went and found this one in a military surplus impound lot. After the cheesy camo paint job had been done over, (gee, that would attract attention in rush hour traffic!) it still stood up pretty well. All the weaponry had of course been removed, but the armour was still mil-spec, and the engine could power around 100mph over most terrain. Terrible fuel economy though. He'd have to look into getting something smaller. He dropped his packages onto the custom built back seat, and sped off towards the next store. He turned his custom stereo (he was a sound tech after all!), and blasted Van Halen into the soundproof cab, letting his mind wander to all the other improvements he'd put into it. Of course, the engine had to come out. He had some friends in a European car plant, and after a few handfuls of green, they were more than willing to retrofit him with a whole new drivetrain. He'd tested it once, but decided that after it got up to around 150, he'd let it rest where the ultimate top speed was. The mil spec armour was deceiving, as well. Although that was the outer layer, beneath it was a layer of ball bearings, ceramic armour and another armour plate. If anyone hit him with enough force to knock out the first round of armour, not only would the vehicle survive almost anything but a shell from a main battle tank, but the side of the Hummer would become a nice little claymore mine, showering the assailants with millions of lethal ball bearings. The paint job even offered protection, being finished with a special layer reflecting most light and radio beams. Not only did this mean that tracking systems on almost all modern weapons were useless, but he couldn't get any of his favourite radio stations. It also made tapping the car useless. He had left the weapon mounts blank, not deciding what he wanted to equip the car with, and not really needing high powered offensive weaponry. Besides, that attracted stares when you were stopped at red lights. Inside, the custom back seat was mounted on what appeared to be a solid metal foundation, but was really a smuggler's box. Unless the car was torn apart piece by piece, there was virtually no way to figure out that the compartment even existed. His dashboard also had a few more dials and indicators then usual. Apart from the one dedicated line which was used by the built-in cell phone, he had hot-swappable disk drives, a 15" flat panel monitor, and an easily accessible processor bay. All this was nicely concealed under the otherwise normal looking dashboard. Not many cars had their own phone number. His even had an IP address. Of course, with all this hardware, he definitely didn't want it stolen, and had taken some measures. No one could pick the locks, due to the fact there weren't any. A single small handle in all the doors was all there was. Unless you counted the tiny radio reliever in the grille that was linked to the remote in his pocket, and the voice activated overrides, there was no way to get into the car. Breaking in would be a tough job, as well. A friend working at an industrial glass lab down in Seattle had smuggled him a few new prototypes. Not only were they more bulletproof then current mil-spec, they repelled dirt, and didn't ice up when the weather got cold. And, assuming that the would be thieves had the determination to break into what looked like an ordinary Hummer and managed to find some plastic explosives or something, starting the vehicle would still be next to impossible.

Gage exited the hummer and walked into the Telus store, and signed up for three unlimited time plans under a bogus company name. After walking out of his mac dealership with two brand new G4 towers and a dozen PowerBook G4's, he reflected once again on how easy it was to make purchases with his kind of credit limit. If only they knew what kind of a limit he had. If only he knew. He'd never been rejected - and he'd put multi-million dollar purchases on that card. Add to that the bonus that the card was untractable to him, and he once again thanked his lucky stars for connecting with the right people in almost every industry. His dad had been right - it's not what you know, it's who you know. And he knew a lot of both.

Plugging in his old G4 PowerBook, he linked all the new ones up with firewire, and started copying all his files over. He also used his old one to search the net for something about this Ambrosia Productions. He came up with a few hits for an Ambrosia Software, which had the same Zeus logo, as well as a few other unassorted corporations, the official Ambrosia Productions page, and a site called "radio free Ambrosia." He checked the official sites, but other than an interesting message board, he couldn't find any security leaks. The radio free Ambrosia site, however, yielded the mother lode. Since it had only been up a few days, some programmer had referenced all the files from their initial location. Find the IP address, crack a simple password, and he was in. Bypass the simple stuff. Html files, images, aha - internal correspondence. He dragged the entire folder over, looking up just in time to see a Mustang pass him. Gee, wasn't the left lane reserved for passing? This guy was really booting it. Maybe he shouldn't download and drive. He glanced over to the progress bar, and noticed it stalled at 35%. Odd. Connection status - reset by peer. Impossible. He was in the hardline system. Oh shoot. He slammed his hand down on the red button next to the steering wheel, which disconnected his cell phone link and purged his modem. He had been discovered. These guys were playing for keeps. He should have been able to pull out before they could try to trace his cell phone, though, so he was safe. He headed east, going for home.

Of course, little did Gage know that every connection into the server was traced upon the initiation of the connection. The server only blocked him out after they had triangulated his position. Of course, he was moving, and that was a bonus. Also, they had no way of tracing the vehicle. Unfortunately for Gage, Ambrosia had a little too much luck on their side. Gage looked in the rearview mirror and then did a double take. He must be seeing double. There was his hummer, x2, in the rearview mirror. But he didn't have a cool Zeus with thunderbolt logo on his. Wait a sec! That's Ambrosia's logo! Fighting the urge to floor it and run for home, he did the exact opposite, slowing down into traffic. Not knowing which car the signal came from, the Ambrosia hummers zoomed right on by. Gage was able to notice the partially tinted windows, and even make out the thug like look of the goon in the passenger seat with an AK-47. Time to head slowly back over to border to his native Calgary, Canada, and lay low for a while. Ambrosia didn't seem to have to many goons up there. He hoped.
ElGuapo7
Marcus, Ed, and Wild Bill were in Reverend John's office a week later, sitting, leaning, or squatting on whatever piece of furniture they felt like.
"So tell me what you have, Marcus," Reverend John said, sitting on a swivel chair. His feet were planted up on the desk, shod in well-used combat boots.
"A lot, actually," Marcus replied, sitting on the desk itself. "I don't know what you Vigilantes been up to, but here in the lab we've picked up an incredible amount of data on the nanobots. Care for a sample?"
"You bet," John replied.
"Well, we got a lovely list on what music kills the nanobots," Wild Bill began. He was sitting sideways on a lounge chair, leafing through some printouts. "Pepsi, and about a dozen bands. Mostly stuff with intense music. Queen, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Beatles, a lot of sixties music. Gadget has a theory that the 'bots are sound powered."
"Sound powered?" John asked. "Want to run that by me again?"
"Sound powered," Marcus confirmed. "Consider: machines in the bloodstream. If you grab a sensitive stethoscope, you heat hearbeats, whooshes of blood in the arteries in veins, creaking in your joints. Skipping one of Gadget's three-hour lectures, he thinks they convert sound energy to electrical energy."
"So all this music is just 'too much of a good thing', you're saying," John mused.
"Right," Marcus said. "Maybe they have a specific frequency their specified for. I don't know - we haven't done much in-depth stuff yet."
"Time for that later," John said.
"Maybe," Marcus said. "And there's another thing - I want to get another guy in here."
"Who's that?" John asked.
"We found out something else about the nanobots," Marcus said. "They're made of protein."
"Protein?" Ed said. He was, as the resident wounded, in command of the only couch in the room. "That sounds weird," he said. "Why protein?"
John smiled. "Even I can answer that one, Ed," he stated. "It has to do with rejection, right?"
"Right," WIld Bill said. "The body would get rid of it, as a foreign body."
"That's where we have a plan," Marcus said. "We're going to nullify Ambrosia's nanobots - permanently."

There was silence in the room for a moment. Then John swung his feet down to the ground with a thud. "That's a mighty tall order there, son," he said. "You serious?"
"Like I'm standing here," Marcus confirmed.
"How do you want to do this?" John asked.
"Simple," Marcus said. "I'm going to make a vaccine against nanobots."

The silence was even longer this time. John leaned forward. "And you are going to do this how?" he asked.
"Not me," Marcus said. He laughed. "This stuff takes years of training. What I need is an immunologist."
"Look, the equipment is easy," Ed said from his couch. "I can get you that anytime. But an immunologist? How do you want that? I think I'm right in assuming that any old immunologist won't do," he added.
"RIght," Marcus said. "The best of the best are on the East Coast. Johns Hopkins, Cedar Sinai, and the like."
"That's out of our territory, Marcus," John said, leaning back in his chair. "I can't help you on that one."
Marcus didn't waver. "I can't expect you to serve me hand and foot, John," he stated. "I'm prepared to go east myself and find someone capable."
"You wouldn't last a minute," Ed laughed. "That's Ambrosia's ground zero. That whole area is their personal playground. You're as good as dead."
John held up a hand. "Listen, boys, I can't help you, I already told you that. But I do know a friend who can help."
They all turned to face him. "Who you got in mind, John?" Ed asked.
"Gentleman," John said. "It's time we got in touch with a gentleman named Kilvain."

"The Resistance cowboy?" Ed asked. "I heard of him. You know him?"
"Yeah, I knew him a few years back," John confirmed. "Before Ambrosia did a number on his family. Boy," he smiled sadly. "The man's got talents - I hope Ambrosia hasn't killed him."
"By the time we get done with Ambrosia," Marcus said, "Ambrosia's gonna wish they'd killed us all."

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
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Slow-reading Story - Captain Canardley Ableson's Technical Guide to the EV/O Universe
Kilvain
Standing at the edge of the roof, Kilvain observed the activities in the alley below with detached interest. Apparently a couple of drunks had decided the secluded location would make for a perfect dueling ground. So far neither man had managed to score a hit with their wild swinging. The pavement, which both men had managed to fall onto at least once, seemed to be winning the battle.
Sighing, Kilvain glanced back towards the stairwell door. As was the case the last ten times he had checked, no one was behind him. Although Leslie and Zelda were guarding the lower level, along with a variety of electronic security systems,Kilvain was convinced in the need for vigilance. He’d lost too many good friends and associates because of overconfidence.
From over the roof tops a blast of cool air whistled in swift gusts, throwing Kilvain’s signature trench coat back like a cape. He stood framed against the shadowy gray sky, his coat trailing behind him, his body unmoving against the sudden zephyr. With his dark sunglasses shielding his eyes from view, he looked like some gargoyle perched guardedly atop the building, it’s empty black orbs reflecting an expectant watchfulness.
The gargoyle shifted his head and inhaled deeply the scent of rain traveling with the wind. For Kilvain it brought more with it than the simple wash of moisture, it brought memories of his childhood. He had learned to accept the melancholy feeling that always accompanied such remembrance,but lately the pain had lessened enough to allow him to gain strength from the thoughts rather than anger. Begemotike would have called it a step in the right direction, a part of the healing process. Of course, he also would have good naturedly joked about Kilvain’s overabundance of angst.
Kilvain smiled. He hoped his partner was faring well on his latest mission. Thinking it wise to avoid a potential trap by only having one of them go, Begemotike had insisted Kilvain remain behind. After more than a year working together against the forces of Ambrosia, it seemed decidedly odd to be alone again.
Before he could reflect further on the situation, the barely audible sound of hinges moving on the door behind him brought Kilvain out of his reverie. Reflexively his hands shifted toward the twin Glocks concealed under his coat. Judging by the first crunch of gravel, Kilvain knew instantly that neither Zelda nor Leslie could be the cause of the movement. Whoever had stepped onto the roof was heavier.
Pivoting even as his hands brought his weapons into view, the resistance agent started into a sideways run as he came around to face the unknown trespasser. Sliding to a sudden stop, both Glocks held steadily on the man still exiting the door, Kilvain studied the new arrival. One foot still inside and one hand on the door handle, the man looked nervously at the weapons aimed at his head. He could have been the mirror opposite of Kilvain. Dressed in white jeans and shirt, he also sported a pure white trench coat and tennis shoes. His hair, as pale blond as Kilvain’s was dark brown, was matched by a mirthful set of green eyes that clashed with the Glock wielder’s perpetually intense blue gaze.
“Kilvain? A bit jumpy today aren’t we?” the man smiled impishly, as if hiding the punch line to a joke only he knew.
“Vega? What are you doing here?” Kilvain holstered his weapons with a grimace, “Trying to get yourself killed as usual?”
“I see you’re personality hasn’t improved with your gunplay,” the man stepped onto the roof and grinned widely, “I also see you’re still using those blocky German made things. Why don’t you get some real guns?”
Reaching under his coat, Vega pulled a pair of silver 92FS Berretas with pearl handles. Even under the overcast sky the weapons gleamed as if lit from within. He twirled them expertly before slamming them back with a flourish into the holsters at his hips.
“I see you’re still more concerned with appearance than substance. That cowboy act is going to get you killed one of these days,” Kilvain stepped forward and grabbed the man’s outstretched hand in a firm grip, “It’s good to see you. It’s been what? Four years?”
“Nearly so, and you’re still copying my style,” Vega brushed an imaginary piece of lint off Kilvain’s shoulder.
“Your style? I’ve always dressed this way. You’re the one who thought it would be amusing to become my reverse video twin,” Kilvain stepped back and crossed his arms over his chest.
“Respect your elders. Who taught you everything you know about wardrobe?” The man chuckled good naturedly. Although he was less than a year older than Kilvain he had always acted as if the age difference was far greater. The two of them had entered the resistance as teenagers, thrown together more because of their similarity in age than anything else. Even Vega’s reasons for joining were as different from Kilvain’s as the color of their clothing. Far from joining because of the loss of a family at the hands of Ambrosian killers, Vega had simply joined for the sake of adventure.
“Certainly not you.”
“Fine, fine, I’ll let you keep your little delusions. Right now I have a favor to ask of you,” the man’s face took on a serious expression.
“What do you need?”
Leaning closer, Vega looked around to make sure they weren’t being observed before continuing, “You simply have to set me up with that beautiful creature downstairs.”
“Amusing. For a moment I almost believed you’d developed the ability to be serious,” Kilvain sighed.
“Oh, but I am serious! She is simply ravishing. A more gorgeous example of femininity simply doesn’t walk this earth. You must introduce us.”
“It appears you’ve already met, given all this flowery description I’m being subjected to,” the resistance agent turned toward the stairwell door, without a backward glance at Vega.
“Such a fiery woman. That raven haired lovely has stolen my heart,” the man continued on as he followed.
“Are you talking about Leslie?” Kilvain glanced back incredulously.
“Of course. Who else would I be referring to?”
“You didn’t talk to her did you?”
“No, why do you think I’m asking for an introduction?”
“This should be good,” Kilvain resisted the urge to snicker. Ignoring Vega’s continual chatter about Leslie’s womanly virtues, the resistance agent made his way quickly down the stairs.
Entering the living/computer area that Leslie occupied during most of her waking hours, Kilvain noted without surprise that the reporter was busy at work at her computer. Complaining about losing her skills if she had to participate in any more gun battles, Leslie had been working feverishly on some top secret story. Not even Begemotike had been able to determine exactly what she was working on.
“How goes the war?” Kilvain asked, more as a way of letting Leslie know he was in the room than an actual attempt to gain information.
“What’s it to you?” the reporter, as usual, answered with a question.
“Politeness is one of your strong points, isn’t it?”
“ONE of them, yes,” Leslie leveled a withering glare at Kilvain, further comment interrupted by the entrance of Vega.
Noticing her eyes shift to the newcomer, the resistance agent introduced him, “This is Vega. He’s been in the resistance almost as long as I have. Vega, meet Miss Leslie Hale.”
“You only came in a week before me, Kilvain, and lucky for you too or you never would have learned how to survive,” Vega winked at Leslie, who seemed amused by the man in white.
“Yes, you would think that wouldn’t you? If there’s nothing else I’ll let you two get acquainted,” Kilvain winced as Vega pulled Leslie’s hand toward his lips and kissed it gently. Unless he missed his guess, the resistance was going to have one less warrior in about 2 minutes.
“So pleased to meet you, my raven. Such stunning good looks shouldn’t be locked away in a dank resistance safe house. How could you treat this wonderful woman so shabbily, Kilvain? I would have expected more, even from you,” Vega turned an accusing glance at the resistance agent.
“Yeah K, why do you treat me so shabbily?” Leslie grinned. She seemed to be enjoying herself.
“You get treated like any other member of the resistance, Leslie. No one wants to risk the bodily harm that would result if they treated you any other way,” Kilvain gave the woman a glare of his own. Why she hadn’t taken Vega’s head off at the shoulders yet was beyond him. He began to suspect her only goal in life was to annoy him.
“You see, my lady, what I’ve had to endure over the years?” Vega shifted his gaze slowly from one of her eyes to the other, as if searching for something.
“We worked together for less than a month after training, and I seem to remember being the one who saved you on more than one occasion.”
“I see you’ve forgotten the incident with the air duct,” Vega grinned.
“And I see you are forgetting who told me it was strong enough to crawl through. It’s a good thing those Ambrosianites were so shocked to see a man fall through the ceiling, or I would have been dead,” Kilvain smiled at the memory.
“Great, this is exactly the kind of thing that I wanted,” Leslie interrupted, a pen and note pad having suddenly appeared in her hands.
“What are you talking about? Vega, why ARE you here?”
“Well, I got an email from you asking me for a favor. I figured you needed my expert skills to get you out of a jam of some sort,” Vega looked as perplexed as Kilvain.
“I sent the message Kilvain. I’m doing some background research on you and Begemotike,” Leslie smiled smugly. She loved springing surprises on people. Kilvain supposed it was part of her reporter personality.
“And you asked HIM?” Kilvain jerked a thumb toward the bemused Vega.
“Well, it’s not like there are many people left alive who knew you when you were young,” Leslie shot back, the color draining a bit from her face as she realized what she had said, “Kilvain, I..I’m sorry. I didn’t mean...”
“It’s fine Leslie. Ask him about me if you want, but don’t expect any truth,” Kilvain said, his face a study in impassiveness. Turning swiftly, ignoring the reporter’s awkward apologies, he moved toward the front exit. He suddenly felt the need for a walk in the rain.
“Hey, Kilvain, wait up a minute,” Zelda called after him.
Reluctantly he slowed to a stop.
“I heard what she said from the other room. That’s just Les, she didn’t mean anything by it, really. It wasn’t right of her to say, but she doesn’t always think before she talks. She respects you and she wouldn’t want to hurt you,” Zelda rested a comforting hand on Kilvain’s arm.
“I know that, Zelda. I just need a few minutes to myself. Tell her I’m not angry with her. We normally trade insults like that. Of course, she deserves them more than I,” he forced a grin.
“Well, when you get back you might be interested in an email that just came in for you. Someone else from your past.”
“Leslie again?” Kilvain raised an eyebrow.
“Not this time. I think he needs help, but the body text is encrypted so I only have a general description. Something about nanobots,” Zelda rolled her eyes.
“Isn’t it always?”

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Out of Character: Welcome all new writers. Nice to see new story angles.
Gage and El Guapo, really clever ideas. I like the possibilities. Thanks for writing with us.
Shade, take care of Bege. Kilvain doesn't want to lose any more resistance agents.
Kilvain Out

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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Official Resistance Website

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Gage_Stryker
Whirr. The garage door opened as the black hummer slid slowly inside. Once the front bumper had cleared the door, down it went again. Gage didn't usually park facing outwards, but in light of recent events, his habits were changing. He jumped down from the cab, his black vest swaying as it tried to cover the T-Shirt draped over his lanky frame. He'd never been much for bodybuilding, preferring to spend time honing his brain instead of his biceps. He ran a hand through his extremely short brown hair, locked up the hummer, and marched in through the final doorway into the house. His first action was to drop the bags in his hands downstairs, and then to drop down into his favourite couch - an old plaid monstrosity left over from the 70's. He turned let his thoughts wander, and wander they did. There was definitely something wrong here. The only way that Ambrosia could have traced his link that fast was if they monitored every single connection 24/7, had a decryption matrix ready to find his real IP, and then had some pretty darn advanced satellite tracking software to be able to pinpoint his nonexistent cell phone. Probably had to own a couple satellites as well. So that means it would take around 70 or 80 seconds for them to track a normal cell phone with a normal IP address. Add 20 or 30 seconds for the decryption, and another 20 to search an IP database, and it gave him about two minutes before they could trace a signal. He flipped open one of the new G4 PowerBooks and began jotting down the numbers. The weakest laptop was stronger than the strongest memory. He checked the file he had downloaded (while he was on the way home he had taken the liberty of copying it to all the other 15 laptops, and his main computer downstairs was receiving a copy as he typed. The file had stopped 12 minutes into the download. That means that they had been tracking him for 10 minutes. Assuming an international radio network, and GPS equipped computers in the hummers, they could have followed him for almost all that time. If they were going at twice the speed limit (as he guessed by their approach), they would have been anywhere from 4 to 10 miles away. Even if this company owned the entire United States, there was no way they could afford that kind of equipment every 4 miles. So it must have been an unlucky coincidence. That means that when he was disconnected, they had isolated it down to one of the fifty or so cars around him in the rush hour traffic. Good thing that guy in the Mustang had pulled away so fast that they went after him. So he had an edge. Ambrosia didn't really know that he, per sey existed.

Gage stretched. He thought quickly about the logic of involving himself in this situation here. Clearly, there was something enormous at stake. Normal corporations didn't send gun toting thugs in hummers to deal with a minor breach of security. He had already tried to decode the fragments of the files that he had downloaded, but they were beyond his skill. He'd have to get a really good hacker to decode them. Problem was, who could he trust? If Ambrosia could run a software company, production company, a bunch of smaller businesses, and still have enough money to afford satellites and hired goons in hummers, they probably had feelers in almost every industry. With the opening of Ambrosia productions, it would probably be only a matter of time until they found out about his company and came to investigate. Of course, finding the place was nearly impossible. Gage didn't need to advertise, and he didn't even know his address. He glanced out the window at the family dwellings around him, and knew he was secure here. Or at least for a partial while. He couldn't afford to bring any more business here, though - his cover would be blown wide open. It looked like he was out of business. Early retirement for him. Of course, money still wasn't an issue, and golfing on Sundays and touring Florida was out of the question. He was going to find out what this Ambrosia company was up to. Of course, for every million he could throw at them, they'd probably throw a billion back. He needed allies. He needed information, and people he knew he could trust. All of his contacts immediately were wiped off the list. Although they were fine with selling him stuff that technically didn't exist yet, asking them to possibly risk their lives for information was a little bit too far out in left field.

Information was what he needed, and it would be his greatest ally. He surfed to Ambrosia's server with one of the G4's - their public server, not the encrypted one he'd almost lost his life over a few hours before. They could track him and find that he was a regular guy who payed his ADSL internet fees on time, and happened to live in Southern California. Although the amount of traffic on the webpage made it extremely doubtful if they did anything more probing then a cursory IP check. He checked out most of the pages, noting their one smash game, Escape Velocity. He even went into the web boards and registered an account, using false info. He surfed around, finding the usual, obsessed gamers talking. He was about to turn off the computer, after he read this one topic. It didn't load. Used to such things, he pressed the reload button, and the page started to refresh itself. It was different, this time, however. The title at the top proclaimed "the resistance lives ON!" Stunned, Gage read down the page, as the story unfolded of a resistance against Ambrosia, their nanobots, and hired goons in hummers. It meshed exactly with what had happened to him. Taking a leap of faith, he wrote out a post to Kivilian, who seemed to be the leader of this ragtag team.

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Start transmission

To: Kivilian
From: Gage Stryker

Read about resistance. Have data. Must meet. Post.

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He didn't reveal anything, noting that this could be a trap, as it was hosted on the Ambrosia web board. However, if there was even a faint glimmer of hope that this resistance existed, he had to get in touch. Grabbing half of the laptops and some other gear, he stowed them in the hidden compartment in the hummer and took off. Time to visit the custom shop. Figure out what he'd get that would inconspicuously fill those weapon mounts.
Jive 320
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My name may be familiar to you all, though I am not at liberty to say it on this line as it may be bugged. For now, call me Xavier. I am outside of an Ambrosia complex. This may also sound familiar. This time however I am in much greater danger and I am not going to be safe for long. Especially since the bomb I attached to the wall of a garage in the complex is about to detonate in thirty minutes. I cannot disclose my location, though you may be able to find me from my code. I need imeadiate assistance if I want to escape. I have one last piece of information for you. One of your members, we'll call her Diana, has been comprimised. You may be able to decipher both names from the following code including my location.

<Viva La Resistance>

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JYVS3A0 EOEU!BOSDOB
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Feel the Jive
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Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
Resistance Site | ---20--- | Renegade Wars | Quillz | Anada | Corsair Developers

[This message has been edited by Jive 320 (edited 03-11-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Jive 320 (edited 03-11-2002).]
Anon
A smoking crater in the ground marked the spot where Anon lay crouched. His eyes twitched and his face was twisted in a horrific grimace as one set of memories were yanked from their neurons and a new set was put in place. A timeless eternity seemed to pass, until finally his muscles were returned to his control, his face relaxed and he stood to survey the surroundings...

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'That fall must have knocked me out for a few seconds' Anon thought to himself, he was having trouble holding onto any thoughts. Whenever he would try to hold onto one, it would slip away to the back of his mind. He shook his head and decided to walk a perimeter around his area while the fog lifted.

It was a cold night and Anon drew his coat around him closely, fragments of conversations drifted in and out of his mind from time to time, although he tried to ignore them, the feeling was quite disconcerting especially since he had amnesia already, losing the last few months would be quite a painful process and it was best to let everything sort itself out. There was nothing he could do to help it along.

He felt a sense of relief as, after 15 minutes he was able to recall his entire set of memories from his earlier assault on the Alaskan base, HAARP, with Begemotike and Kilvain. He thought of his friends, Xerxes, theKestrel, Antonius and Hal...

HAL!! Anon's eyes leapt with fury as all of a sudden the last few months snapped into place. Angrily he stormed down the road looking for a payphone, he had to find Bege and Kilvain again, he needed their help if he wanted to exact revenge on Ambrosia for his first friends death.

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Servack
The door to Jake's appartment opened, revealing the shaken FBI agent. He walked into his kitchen, and poured himself a glass of water. Splashing some of the cool liquid onto his face, he tried to collect his thoughts about the events that had just transpired.

As near as Jake could tell, the two men he had fought were sent to kill him. He had found labeled pictures of himself on the goons, as well as pictures of someone named 'Kilvain'.

He had called the local PD, and after some discusion, they agreed to open a case on the two men. Jake was sure that whatever was going on was bigger than a couple of thugs with a propesity towards violence.

As he drank the water, he heard a faint footstep behind him. Spinning around, he pulled his Colt .45 calibre out of his holster, and took aim at...

...A young woman, in her early twenties. She was standing in the middle of the lenolium floor, looking down the barrel of Jake's firearm with a bemused expresion.

"I really think you should put that away before you hurt someone."

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Out of Character: Heh. This is fun.

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Do not aproach a cow from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
-Mark Twain

I like schtuff.
Begemotike
The little restaraunt was typical of any number of other little restaraunts one could find on street corners in any American city. The checkered vinyl table cloth, the multicolored plastic chairs, and various oddball paintings hanging on the wall. Sunlight poured through the windows, which were in need of a washing, lighting idle particles of dust hovering in the air.
It was after lunch, and before anyone got off work, so it was predictably empty and deserted, which is why Begemotike picked it. Small restaraunts were predictable, he reflected, and that was a good thing.
Of course, perversely, since the restaraunt wasn't busy, that meant everyone in the family considred themselves off duty, and the food would be forever in coming. This was both fine by everyone, since everyone needed to talk, and much less fine, because everyone needed to eat as well.
"I had forgotten how lousy service is in the States," observed Archeopteryx. "this is like sitting on hold to tech support when you are on a deadline."
Begemotike, chewing absently on a saltine, glanced at him. "Well, I wouldn't think that tech support is something you had to call often, considering where you come from." He shook himself from his reverie, " Anyway, what can I do for you folks?"
"I don't know, what CAN you do for us?" Archeopteryx countered. "You are the Resistance against Ambrosia, the only other force we know to be hostile to the people that destroyed our home. Now that Shadowflare and I are without a country, and are hunted, we got in touch with you."
Begemotike brushed his hair from in front of his eyes thoughtfully. "Well, that makes sense. But here's the thing, The Resistance isn't an organization so much as.."
"...as a movement." Interrupted Jules, eagerly. "The Resistance is made up of many different groups of people. They are called cells. The cells can be made up of as many as several dozen or as few as one person. Although there is no central headquarters, the leaders of the various cells keep in contact with each other to exchange information. Out of these leaders a few individuals have attained some sort of influence on the whole movement, but no one person is directly in control lest Ambrosia attempt a takeover. Only the Tech HQ has a centralized location, and while it often serves as a base of operations, it is essentially a research only installation." Taking a deep breath, the man stopped his reciting.
"Yes, thank you Jules," said Begemotike irritably. "and what I'm trying to say it's not like there's something you can really JOIN... there aren't an certificates or badges or anything. By resisting Ambrosia you ARE the Resistance."
"So are you saying that we're on our own?" Archeopteryx asked carefully.
"No no! Not at all... the Resistance IS still a group, and we look after our own. While there isn't anything you can join, really, there IS a circle you get accepted in, as it were. While we can't give you an organization like the Sakiran Software federation, we do have our own resources, and we can help you survive. Because believe me, the game you are in now is a good deal more dangerous than it was before."
"We don't need you to teach us about danger, mister." Shadowflare replied heatedly. "We are the Data Angels. We've done battle not with troopers, but Bombers and alien troops. And we came out alive. We know about surviving."
Begemotike sighed. "Look, I KNOW that. I'm not saying you aren't capable.. I'm pretty sure you are a good deal more capable than me. You are elite troops, believe me, I understand what that means. But listen to what I'm saying - this life is different. We're outlaws, basically, we are on the run, we are always hiding. The life of a geurilla and the life of a commando are different, and you are commandos. Tha's what I'm saying... the structure here is different. We're a group, but for the most part, we have to act alone, out of necessity. I have a partner, Kilvain, and aside from occiasionally, that's about all we see physically in terms of other Resistance members. See what I'm saying?"
"Okay, okay," Archeopteryx held up his hand, typically eager to get to the point. "I get you. But how about this.. what CAN you do for us? And what can we do for you?"
"What can we do for you? We can give you information, we can give you better access to our communications network, so that you can keep in touch with other operatives, and they with you. The Resistance is no mega corporation, but we do have funds.. we can give you a place to start from, and we can let you know what Ambrosia is up to. What can you do for us? Defeat Ambrosia. And, here I'd add not betraying us, but the Sakirans have been in touch with the Resistance for some time now, so either this is a very clever insert attempt, or you are the real thing. Oh look, here comes the pizza!"
"Why did we get pizza? That's not real food." complained Jules, his face registering no small amount of disgust.
Begemotike opened his eyes wide. "Are you nuts? This is a real geeks food. A real geek stays up late, gets up late, and eats pizza in between. What's wrong with you? You're a geek, right? Slouch proud!"
Archeopteryx exchanged dubious looks with Shadowflare.

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I may not have the strength to hold you up/ but if you fall/ I will fall under you/ and make it as soft as I can
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Shade
"Sounds like me before I joined." Shadowflare commented, taking a slice. "Of course once I signed up I had to change my habits- it was "stand straight or I'll shove this Spike Launcher down your throat to straighten you, cadet!" Old Sergeant SubmarineShark was a real chucked-out-of-intel geek type."
"'Round here, we have proper geeks." Begemotike replied. "Get up, order pizza, slouch over to comp, eat pizza, slouch back to bed."
"Of course, your geeks don't have heavy weaponry." Archaeopteryx replied acidly, picking a miniscule segment of pepperoni off her slice of pizza. "As for proving we're not Ambrosian agents, we can prove that with a few cans of Pepsi."
"And we can provide you with hardware, too." Shadowflare chimed in. "Sakiran T-7 processors, specifically- we have a few back in the sub, if it hasn't been found by now."
"Poor chance of it staying hidden." Begemotike replied. "After all, if you killed two Ambrosianites, then the others will be looking for them."
"True." Shadowflare sighed. "Sooner or later, our ammunition is going to run out, too, and I really don't know much about non-Sakiran weaponry."
"We can help you with that, at least." Begemotike replied. "Also a car- Jules' is a little too run-down for any sort of good operations."
"Heyy!" Jules protested loudly. "It has camoflage!"
"But poor speed, a flat tyre, and two busted windows." Begemotike retorted. "Not to mention being held together by rust."
"Ok then- first stop, we find a reliable car salesperson." Archaeopteryx said. "Then, priority one is to find out where the major Coke shipping facilities are and bust them- we need to reduce, if not stop, the supply of Coke going to brainwash the Sakiran population."
"Like I said, we can help." Begemotike repeated. "But what I don't get is why you'd need to find the site. Surely commandos like you should know where it is?"
Archaeopteryx shook her head. "We only ever got as far as the main supply outlets."

<OOC:Your turn, Begemotike!>

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Shade's Shipyard,the source for your ship needs.
ElGuapo7
Kilvain sat down in front of the computer, and opened the message.
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TO: Kilvain
FR: RevJohn@v5hf.457fhnrna-U4hfn3.com

Hi Kilvain!

Remember me? Used to be your neighbor, when you had one.
You used to love codes. Well, I got a friend here who wants to talk nanobots. You still use ARCHIMEDES?

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Kilvain leaned back in his chair, looking at the long page of code. He laughed quietly. "Hot damn," he said. "This week is a real retro special."
Leslie came over and looked over his shoulder. "What's that supposed to mean?" she asked.
"You wanted some bits on my past, right?" Kilvain inquired. "This is the Reverend John Morelle - like he said, he used to be my neighbor. He was drunk all day before he found Jesus. Turned him around and he never looked back. Last I heard he was helping homeless people somewhere in Colorado or something like that."
Leslie had once again whipped out her ubiquitous pad and was scribbling furiously.
"You really need to use some of that world-class reporter salary to buy a Dictophone," Kilvain commented.
"So what's ARCHIMEDES?" Leslie asked.
"One of Killer's original code schemes," Vega said, coming into the computer room.
Kilvain's good humor vanished. "Don't call me that, Vega," he said to the white-clad agent. "Get out."
"Ok, ok, sorry," Vega said, holding his hands up placatingly. "Are you gonna tell her?"
Kilvain sighed. "I used to write encryption codes on the side," he explained to the reporter. "Email, web security, or just office memos - things like that. I made pocket change out of that. The US government's STU-96 code scheme was my work."
"And?" Leslie asked.
"One code was the one I used for my personal correspondence. Letters and the like. It was called ARCHIMEDES. It was a combination encoder and compacter. It could stuff almost a half gig of data down to about a meg and a half." Kilvain laughed. "Like that Evil Overlord list said - just big enough that it won't fit onto a floppy drive."
"So how does he have it?" Leslie demanded. "Who else has a copy of this code? Can I expect Ambrosianites to march in any second now?"
Kilvain shook his head. "The Resistance uses a different encryption - I value my privacy. I gave a copy of ARCHIMEDES to John as a goodbye present when he left to do God's work." He rolled his eyes a bit. "It was kind of a sentimental thing - we all thought he'd gone mental, and we'd never see him again. Guess I was wrong. Anyway," he said, switching tack.
He grabbed the mouse and opened up a folder on the hard drive. He went to a folder called "ET" and opened it. He opened the program inside.
"WELCOME TO ARCHIMEDES v2.0," the screen said. "ENTER PASSWORD."
Kilvain did so, his fingers blurring as he typed.
"ACCEPTED," came the response.
"K, V, 9, 2...damn!" Leslie cursed.
"Don't bother," Vega said. "Kilvain types so fast the computer has a tough time keeping up with him."
Kilvain, meanwhile, copied and pasted the text into the program, and hit Enter.
Moments later pictures began to appear on the screen.
First was a picture of a massive black guy waving. "Hey, Kilvain!" the text under it said. "Have I got a treat for you!"
The next picture showed an image of what could only be a nanobot. "Damn," Kilvain said. "Do you see what I see?"
The picture confirmed what his eyes saw. "This is a nanobot, at 100,000X magnification," the text said.
Vega whistled. "This is heavy," he commented. "I've never seen nanobots before."
"Neither have I, come to think of it," Kilvain responded. His mind spun in high gear, completely ignoring his animosity with Vega.
The next picture showed two guys raising Pepsi's in salute. "This is Marcus and Wild Bill," Kilvain read. "These are the guys who are researching nanobots. Marcus discovered them, and nearly got killed because of it. Bill's name is Sam, and he's the lab assistant. They have a lovely list of things that kill nanobots."
Vega slapped Kilvain's shoulder. "Bitchin', man!"
Kilvain jumped up, whipped one of his Glocks out of a holster and pointed it at the other man's nose. "No, no, no, no, no," he complained, as if to a hopelessly slow child. "Don't touch me."
Vega grinned weakly. "Ok, ok," he said.
Kilvain sat back down.
The next picture showed a sky blue Oldsmobile. "Them and a few other guys want to arrange an exchange program," the text read. "We give you what we got on nanobots, and you teach 'em about Resistance techniques."
Kilvain's eyebrows shot up as he read the next line. "Marcus found out that nanobots are made of protein - he wants to make a vaccine against them. Can you help him find the staff?"
There was dead silence in the room.
"This is big," Vega breathed.
"No kidding," Kilvain replied.

"So what happens now?" Leslie asked.
"I write a reply," Kilvain replied.
He started typing.

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"Quote it, paraphrase it, soak it in peanut oil and set it on fire. I don't mind in the least." - forge
Darkest Hour – An EV/O Saga
The Insane Klown Posse Website!!!
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[This message has been edited by ElGuapo7 (edited 03-12-2002).]
rabidrodents
I think they're using trained squirrels to record our actions...

Viva la Resistance!

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a not and swing!
Azdara
Storytime!

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Jimmy got up and rubbed his head.

"Damn! Someone hit me good!"

He then sat down on the floor and opened his eyes, glancing about the room. It was wooden, an old house, but with that country style that screams Jane Austin, only with no lights, excepting that from the window. It was a big window and it was barred. No escape. The door was large, and probably made from something hard, like oak. It was going to be another one of those days.

"Hello?" Yelled Jimmy... Silence. He got up and knocked on the door, swinging it open. "Thats a first," he said, surprised. It wasn't everyday you were knocked out and then left in an unlocked room. He walked through and looked in the next room, equally dark, with a big window facing him, no view, to dirty. He looked to his left and saw a holster with a gun, it was his.

"This is a little freaky... Hello?" Jimmy stopped. Maybe shouting wasn't a good idea.

"Jimmy," said a voice suddenly. Jimmy looked and say that there was a shadow at the window. "Shouting isn't a good idea." The voice was familiar... It was simon!

"Simmie! How the hell did you get here?"

"With a lot of difficulty. Come on Blake, everyone else is waiting, you took a while to come around."

Simon led Jimmy down a series of passages leading eventually to another door. He then opened it and walked in, Jimmy following him. Inside was a large table with a whole group of people sitting and talking, who promptly looked at him. He saw one or two vaugley familiar faces nbut most were new to him.

"Hi," said Jimmy weakly.

Someone sniggered.
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~A~

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"How can I make it go faster?" -Me-
Servack
Jake slowly lowered his gun. "Who the hell are you?"

The woman smiled. "A freind." She walked to the opened can of Pepsi and wrinkled her nose in disgust. "I can't imagine why you would drink this swill."

"It was all that was left in the machine." Jake slid the weapon back into it's holster. "Anyway, what are you doing in my house? How'd you get in?"

She leaned up against the counter and crossed her arms. "To answer your first question, I came to see you. For the second... well, you'll find that out in due time."

"So, why did you come to see me? I assume it's not a social visit."

She laughed. "No, no, it's not. You see, the two men who attacked you were part of a terrorist organization that calls themselves the 'Resistance'. They were apparently sent to kill you."

Jake backed up, bumping into the wall behind him. "Whoa... Why would they want to kill me?"

"We don't know. But, we are willing to help you find out."

"Who's 'we'?"

The woman handed him what looked to be a buisness card. A stylized thunder-bold-wielding Zeus was promenently displayed on the front. The only text on it was one word: "Ambrosia".

Jake turned the card over. "Interesting. So, why are you gonna help me?" He looked up from the card to see that the woman had disapeared. He stuffed the card into his pocket and wiped his brow. "This is gonna be a long day..."

[Edit: Zues, Zeus... Same thing, right?]

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Do not aproach a cow from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
-Mark Twain

I like schtuff.

[This message has been edited by Servack (edited 03-13-2002).]
antihero
Page stepped out into the parking lot. The new base was centered in the middle of a strip mall, under the basements. A car with a child in the backseat passed by. The child waved at her, and she smiled and waved back. Across the street, a man wearing a business suit cursed as a street sweeper drove by him. Page looked away and went to the soda machine. She pressed on the Pepsi button. The machine hummed, and a coke popped out. She frowned, took the soda, and went back inside.
The man accross the street smiled as he saw her pick up the coke. He thumbed his radio: "We got a positive match. Sector 38, send a team." The man started chuckling. He felt pressure against his back, and he turned. A man with scars on his face and throat smiled grimly, and motioned towards an open manhole with a gun. The man with the radio paled as he stepped in the sewer system.

***

"So, where does this lead?" The Radioman asked. He turned to the other man, nicknamed him Scarface in his mind, waiting for a response. Scarface didn't respond. Instead, another gun came out, followed by a pair of handcuffs. The radioman shrugged and put his hands out. Scarface reached forward to place the cuffs on his prisoner when the man reached out and grabbed the cuffs. Scarface took aim and shot him through the leg. The man howled and crumpled to the ground. Scarface picked him up and carried him to another passage way. He set his prisoner down and started emptying his pockets. The prisoner rocked back and forth, going into shock. Scarface took his radio, thought of smashing it, thuoght better of it, clipped it to his belt. He placed all of his prisoners belongings in his pocket.

***

Antihero looked down at the man. He was non-descript, looked as bland as possible. His suit looked like every other business man's, his get-up making him look modestly successful. He picked the man up again, and carried him through a false wall into the security cell. He placed him on the cot and locked the door. He stepped out of the room, locking that door, and went to the command center. He placed all of the man's belongings on his desk and was going through them when page walked through the door.
"You konw what those morons are doing now? They started putting Coke in Pepsi machines. What kinda trash is that?" She noticed her partner was looking through a few items. "Whats up?"
Antihero looked up, pointed to the ID, then the holding cell. She picked up the ID. "Picka Choo." She smiled. "Somehow, I think this is fake." Antihero smiled and nodded, then pointed to the cell. Page walked over to the window. The man had taken off his belt and had made a tournaquet for his leg. He had recovered from the shock, and was using the sink to clean his wound. "Smart feller." Antihero grunted, then tapped Page on the shoulder. He handed her a business card with Zeus on it. Page frowned, then walked into the room. Antihero followed and closed the door. He sat in the chair as Page offered the man the Coke she had just bought. He smiled, took the drink, and set it on the sink. Page cleared her throat.
"Why are you here?" She asked.
"Why do you think?"
"What do you want?" She asked.
"What do we always want?"
"Why are you bothering us?" She asked.
"Why are you bothering us?"
"What is your name?" She asked, trying a different tactic.
"What is your name?"
"We know who you work for, we know what you do, don't get smart with me."
"We know who YOU work for, we know what YOU do, I'll get as smart as I want."
Antihero cleared his throat. In a raspy voice, he asked "Do you like cartoons? I like cartoons. When I was a child, cartoons kept me going. I liked the way a cartoon could recover quickly from damage, being able to fight again. I thought that was always a nice thing. Humans, as I've come to find out, take longer than a few seconds to recover. Its sad, really." Antihero got up and started walking toward the prisoner. "Wounds untreated fester and become gangrenous over time. In fact, that sweet smell is pleasing to some of the creatures that live below the city, in the sewers, where we are now. In fact, I heard a story of a worker once who broke his leg underground. They found his body a month later, gangrene had taken over, and he was half eaten. Not a story for children."

***

The man paled as the scarred man came closer. He shook violently at first, then grabbed the coke. He chugged it down, letting the Nano-Bots swarm into his system. His muscled bunched up and expanded, and the pain in his leg went away as the Nano-Bots forced his body into overdrive. He pushed at the scarred man, managed to get to the door when electricity coursed through his body. He snarled as a few nano-bots in his body shorted out. Turning quickly, he snatched the weapon out of the woman's hands and threw her against the wall. He looked for the scarred man, couldn't see him, then felt pain coursing through his leg again. He looked down as the scarred man poured Pepsi into his wound. The man screamed and fell to the ground.

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Battlenet: ev3-antihero8 Board? Games!
Gage_Stryker
<out of character>
Was this where the resitsance started? I was working through STR#'s for my plug-in and found this in one of the commercials (STR# 8101, string # 16)

"Today’s Top Story: Nanotech conglomerate Ambrosia ConSoftCorp president Andrew Welch XXXVII announces “No Bath ’Til Beta.”"

Interesting, as it mentions nanotechnology...

<back into character>

Gage booted up his laptop again, for the fortieth time. Still no response from this Kivilian. Maybe the whole thing was a set up. He sat at a table in the custom shop, munching on a Gage special. That's right. The custom pizza shop. Here they'd make you anything you wanted. He had come here so much that they knew him by name, and had even named a special after him. He had long forgotten exactly what they put in it, but man, it was the best tasting pizza he'd had in a while. He slouched down further in his chair as he finished the pie and shut his laptop. He gathered up the remaining dozen and walked out to his hummer. He was just about to reach into his pocket and open the door when he peeked out from behind the stack of boxes. Leaning up against the side of his hummer, whistling casually, was a man in a UPS uniform. He noticed Gage standing there, and walked over. "You Gage Stryker?" he asked. After nodding, the courier thrust his pad at him "sign here." Gage put down the pizza boxes, leaned over the hood of the hummer, and scrawled his messy mark on the touch pad. The courier reached into his sack and handed him a full sized bubble envelope. Gage thanked him, and went into the car, first depositing the remaining pizzas in the fridge located under the passenger seat. Wondering how the package could have got to him, he curiously turned it over. The address on the package was the pizza place. But who had known he'd been coming here? He'd planned on it for a while, but after those Ambrosia goons had roared right past him, his plans had changed suddenly into "survive for the next hour". The only people that could have possibly traced him here would be Ambrosia. But they would have sent hummers with goons, and gunned him down as soon as he stepped out the door. Or maybe blown up the place with him inside. He didn't put it past them. The only way someone could have got this to him was to physically tail him to the pizza joint. Had he been that unobservant to not pick up a tail? Whoever they were, if this was their was of delivering a message, they certainly didn't want to be found out. Knowing it was risky, but being driven by intense curiosity, Gage opened the package. Out slide a square object, about 20 cm square, and 1 cm thick. Gage opened the CD case and found himself staring at an unlabelled CD-ROM. Taking every precaution, he grabbed one of the new G4's, one without any outside internet access, and booted it up. In went the CD-ROM. Opening up the single file, he found a text document
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To: Gage Stryker
From: Xenos

I know what you're doing. Don't panic, if I wanted you dead, you'd already be six feet under. You've been looking for the Resistance, right? I can help you get connected. Get in touch with me and I can give you a few lessons so you stay alive longer than a week. Oh, and we could use some of your skills - as well as that data you claim to have, whatever it is.

Xenos
CanTech Resistance
Viva la resistance!

P.S. Don't call me - I'll call you. Go back to the studio only if you have to.
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Gage pondered. One thing was for certain. He couldn't stay around here. He shifted the hummer into reverse and pulled out of the parking lot. It was time to do something about those weapons.

Driving down the highway, music blasting, he glanced over at the computer where it was trying to find some residual information from the CD. All he could tell so far was that it had been on the same day, and that the CD was bought in a store in Calgary, due to the batch number. That lined up with a Canadian chapter of the resistance. Gage wondered if the Americans knew anything about this. Probably not, as cells were designed to function autonomously. It would be suicide to ever make a list of all the functioning cells and their leaders. He glanced at the road round him and kept driving, heading north.

Slam. The door shook as Gage closed it and stepped out onto the cold tarmac. CFB penhold. Not too many people knew about this place. Of course, why would you, unless you were a fighter pilot? It was the training base for some of the best fighter pilots in the world. Of course, with that came a tech lab that produced some of the best weapons technology in North America. And Gage happened to know the head tech in the lab. It payed to have friends in good places. Due to government cutbacks, he was always looking for a little more funding from an "anonymous donor". In return, that same anonymous donor was included on the lists of testers for prototype weapons. Gage marched in, grabbed a security pass from the desk, and waited while they paged his friend. He sat down in the typical white-walled office and picked up the first magazine his hand fell on. Machine & Gun. Of course.

Dr. Robertson had just finished up a delicate solder job when he heard the page. Mumbling about office workers and all the red tape, he walked out of the clean room, hung his lab suit on the appropriate peg, and walked through the busy workshop, heading for the elevator upstairs. Once inside, he swiped his card and headed up to the reception area. Quite an ingenious security system he had designed, and he was quite proud of it. While access going down on the elevator was guarded by a keypad access and security cameras, as well as a keycard system, bypassing it was relatively easy - for a professional, at least. However, upon getting down into the shielded underground bunker, the would be thieves found everything locked behind bulletproof glass. Even getting in there was relatively easy. However, getting up the elevator required a series of different keycards, fingerprint scans, face recognition, and a time lock system. Would be thieves were found the next day when the elevator resumed operation, and a team of security guards went down to secure the lab. Getting in was easy. Getting out was practically impossible. As the elevator rose to a smooth stop, he waited while the facial recognition did a double check, and then the elevator doors opened smoothly. He walked into the reception area, his face plastered with a fake smile, ready to greet whatever high ranking official had felt it nessecary to speak to the chief technician personally, and waste a few hours of his time. However, as he turned the final corner, his expression brightened. There, sitting in a chair, was a man wearing a black vest, blue jeans, and reading Machine & Gun.

"Gage!" The technician exclaimed, as he ran over to him "Good to see you, old friend!" Gage smiled and reached out to shake the proffered hand. Chatting about his latest projects, Dr. Robertson led Gage down the elevator, and off into the workshop. Once the elevator doors opened, Gage stared into a wonderland of technology. Everything from targeting scanners for missiles, to personal parachutes, to night vision and VR helmets stood on display in various stages of completeness. It was a workshop Q would have been proud to call home. Gage listened as Dr. Robertson pointed out various new things they were working on, missile systems and new fighter planes and the such. Then they reached a bench and Dr. Robertson picked up a vest identical to the one Gage was wearing. "How's the prototype turning out?" he asked.
"Oh, not too bad. I haven't had a chance to test the bulletproofing yet, but it feels great. The climate control's working fine, and I tested the stealth technology playing hide and seek in the dark. No one found me for several days.
"Excellent!" Dr. Robertson replied. "Take this one. We've improved some of the functions now. The stealth field now protrudes over the arms, and with enough strength to surround an object you're carrying. It also covers the head, so as long as your legs are hidden, you can go almost anywhere. I will warn you, however, that the less you move, the better it works. Running is not an option, unfortunately. And the power drain is tremendous. Only engage the field when you really need to. It will last for twenty minutes, max. Built in the back is a personal parachute. To deploy it, open the front right pocket, reach into the hidden pocket, and pull the cord. Try not to store anything in that pocket, as an accidental deployment is not really what you want. It will work for anything 20m or more off the ground."
Gage slipped off his old vest, and replaced it with the new. He continued walking around, stopping as the doctor was describing a prototype of something called a sonic grenade.
"What exactly does it do? He asked.
"Theoretically, it emits a high pitched sound, which renders the assailant unconscious. Unfortunately, we've had no luck with finding a good frequency that actually works well, and doesn't subject the thrower to the same thing. It' difficult to actually isolate a sonic blast."
"You said you were having trouble isolating the frequency. Could you make one that went up to 35KHz?"
"Yes, we've tried that frequency already. In fact, we have a number of those lying around. It doesn't work, all it does it produce an irritating disembodied feel for a split second."
"Yeah, that's all it'll do to normal humans. Could I get some of those extras? How many do you have?"
"We've got 6 dozen of the 35KHz ones. You can have them, we have no use for them. To use them, just push the button and throw. If you push it quickly, it detonates on impact. If you hold it for more than a second, it uses a five second fuse for every full second you hold it down. You can also program them to act as mines, using their proximity function. After you've used one, if you can retrieve it, you can recharge it and use it again."

After picking up all but a dozen of the grenades, and deciding on a prototype EM cannon for his hummer, Gage thanked the doctor and drove off, awaiting his meeting with Xenos. Maybe Kivilian would finally get back to him, too...
Servack
Jake lowered the Zeus-card from his field of vision, revealing a matching emblem on the wall of a run down warehouse. It had taken Jake quite some time to find this place. Since the usual federal channels didn't have any information on this 'Ambrosia', Jake had to resort to somewhat less savory tactics to locate the suposed local HQ of this mysterious corperation. Jake was pretty sure he had been screwed.

At any rate, Jake opened the door to the moldy building, full expecting to see a few boxes and rats inside. Instead a clean, well maintained lobby that would not be out of place at a fancy hotel greeted him. A security guard walked up to Jake from behind his desk.

"Can I see some ID?"

Jake held up his driver's licence, trying to figure out the illusion of the outside skin of the building was maintained.

The guard inspected his ID, then started to walk towards a door on the far side of the room. "Come with me, please."

Jake followed him, scanning the room cautiously.

The guard stopped at the door. "I'll have to ask you to leave any weapons you might be carrying." He held up a cardboard box.

Jake nodded, then started to rid himself of his collection of weapons. Two Colt .45s, a nine-inch hunting knife, a half a dozen four-inch throwing blades, and a tazer all went into the box. After Jake was finished, the guard open the door. "Welcome to Ambrosia, Sir. Please enjoy your visit."

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Do not aproach a cow from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
-Mark Twain

I like schtuff.
Kilvain
As Kilvain began to type, an incoming email alert sounded.
“You’re a popular guy these days,” Leslie smirked.
“Quality is always in demand,” Kilvain winked, clicking on the inbox. Since Begemotike had left he’d been careful to immediately check any messages. This one came from someone calling himself Xavier.
“What’s that? Another of your codes?” Vega leaned in to stare at the double row of seemingly random characters at the end of the message. Kilvain studied the characters for a few seconds, his brow furrowing in concentration.

JYVS3A0 EOEU!BOSDOB
DIEEN2K CYLSMVUI,LH

“It’s not any code I’ve ever used. Look at that odd grouping of numbers. A 3, a 2 and a...wait a minute,” Kilvain opened his word processor and began typing, glancing frequently back at the original text.

JIVE320 COLUMBUS,OH
DYE SNAKEYES! VOID LB

“Jive and Dye? We haven’t heard from them in ages,” Leslie began scribbling in her notepad, “How did you decode that?”
“Well, I notice the grouping of the numbers and the rest just fell into place. You start with the first letter in the top line and then go to the second in the bottom line and back up to the third in the top line. Follow that pattern and the true message reveals itself. Pretty clever actually.”
“What does Void LB mean?” Vega asked.
“Probably just extra characters thrown in to confuse Ambrosianites. Other than that I can’t say, but the important thing is they need my help. It will take me a while to drive there, so I better get started,” Kilvain jumped to his feet.
“Wait, what about John and the nanobots? And that other guy, Gage?” Leslie demanded.
“I’ll handle it on the way. Begemotike has tricked out all the vehicles with the latest gadgets. I’m sure the truck is no exception,” Kilvain stopped and swiveled toward Vega, “I need you to stay here with Leslie and Zelda.”
“Come on Kilvain, if this is a rescue op, you know you need me.”
“Jive and Dye don’t know you, they might shoot first and ask questions later. Besides, I can’t leave Leslie and Zelda here alone.”
“And just why would that be?” Leslie’s voice rose an octave.
“For one thing neither of you have reached agent status. Your main job is reporting and Zelda is still basically a civilian. As capable as you both are, Vega has far more experience in this kind of thing. More importantly, it’s his job,” Kilvain’s tone held a note of finality.
“Worry not, my raven. You’ll be safe from harm with me to protect you,” Vega smiled at the reporter. Surprisingly she made no comment.
“Okay, great. Keep an eye on the radio and email. I might need some backup from you guys,” Kilvain added before rushing toward the garage. The comment seemed to remove a bit of the frown on Leslie’s face.
Several minutes later Kilvain was pulling onto the main highway in his heavily modified Jeep Cherokee. The front window was overlaid with a holographic Heads Up Display. Oncoming vehicles were surrounded with bright neon green outlines, with speed indicators and other information scrolling alongside their images. A circular overhead radar display sat in the upper left hand corner, revealing other vehicles as blue dots. In the upper right, a map overlay with a glowing red “You Are Here” marker kept constant track of the Cherokee’s location with help from an onboard GPS system.
Although the display was impressive it was spartan in comparison to the amount of info on display before Kilvain had turned most of it off. Apparently everything from weather conditions to tire inflation was capable of occupying some corner of the windshield. Begemotike loved gadgets.
“Open communications channel to Professor Trask.”
“Right away agent Kilvain,” A sultry feminine voice replied. The resistance agent rolled his eyes. After a few moments a tiny video display popped up in the air in front of him revealing the typically frazzled hair and harried expression of the Professor.
“What do you need?”
“I forwarded an email attachment to you earlier, about the potential of developing a vaccine for nanobots. I’m wondering if you can help me find the people John needs,” Kilvain said, checking his rear view mirror for signs of Ambrosia vehicles.
“The potential of what this John is suggesting is promising. I know of a few people who might be willing to help us. None of them are resistance however. Dr. Elizabeth Torres is your most likely candidate. She once lost funding for a research project because of Ambrosia, and she has no love of their scheming. Still, it would take some convincing.”
“Where is she now?”
“Currently she lives in New York,” The professor paused to rummage through a few documents, “We’ve never really spent much time on nanobots because the use of Pepsi and certain music neutralized the threat to our agents. Our techs spend most of their time working on weapons research and countering alien technology. However we do have information that might be useful to John and his allies. I’ve already sent him what we have. It won’t be a security risk since what we know is no threat to Ambrosia, but it might help further their research.”
“That’s great Professor, any hope of you just calling this Dr. Torres and convincing her to join up?”Kilvain grinned hopefully.
“I doubt she’d take my calls. Medical research isn’t my field, and I’m known as a bit of a crack pot in most other circles,” Trask smoothed what remained of his hair back over his head. As soon as he removed his hand it returned to it’s chaotic appearance.
“Well thanks anyway Prof. See you later. Kilvain out. Computer, open communications channel with John Morelle,” the resistance agent wasted checked the clock as he waited for the channel to open. It took nearly 5 minutes before a grainy image appeared on screen. Despite the quality, the man on the other side was immediately recognizable.
“Kilvain! How are ya cowboy? It’s been a while.”
“I’m fine John. It’s good to see you. This will probably be traced so I don’t have much time. A message is on it’s way to you with the particulars on candidates for the project we discussed earlier, along with some extra goodies to keep you busy.”
“You work pretty fast for a kid. Never imagined you’d end up bein’ a big secret agent type,” John gave a loud belly laugh, “The lord sure does work in mysterious ways.”
“More than you know John, more than you know,” Kilvain chuckled, “Once you decide on a candidate let me know how you want to handle this. I’m not sure if you want your people to get involved or not. Either way, drop me a line when you make the decision.”
“I’ll do that son. God bless,” John waved a hand at the camera.
“You too John. Kilvain out,” the resistance agent sighed, relieved to have accomplished something even if it was just the formation of a plan. Hitting a few buttons he brought up a display of Gage’s minimalist email. It had taken a few days for the resistance techs to send the email to him since there was an Irish resistance agent who used the code name “Kivilian”. He wondered if the mysterious email sender was still interested in meeting. If he was an Ambrosianite spy it was quite likely he’d be willing to wait if capturing a high level resistance agent was the result.
“Computer, activate dictation mode,” Kilvain ordered, before crafting a quick email.

To: Gage_Stryker
From: Kilvain (Kivilian)
Attached to this memo is a file containing information about the resistance movement against the Ambrosia organization. It seems likely that you have stumbled onto one of their many plans for world domination, as this is the most common way people are introduced to our cause. Before I can set up a meeting with you I would need to know more about your interest in our organization and your background. As you can no doubt understand, the need for security is paramount for any underground movement. However, if your life is in danger, or if you have information vital to saving the lives of innocent civilians, please contact us at one of the phone numbers or email addresses listed in the information provided. If your situation is verified you will be contacted by one of our representatives, perhaps even myself.
Viva La Resistance
Kilvain Out

“End dictation. Send message,” Kilvain sighed again, wondering if the message was too formal. It certainly didn’t sound particularly friendly. He thought back to his reckless meeting with the then unknown agent Xerxes. Although it had been dangerous, Xerxes ended up becoming a valuable member of the resistance. If this Gage was a similar individual, he hoped the movement would get the chance to work with him. After all, it would take the efforts of many people to break Ambrosia’s powerful grip on the world.
“Incoming transmission. Audio only. Priority Alpha,” the computer interrupted his thoughts.
“Kilvain, this is Stiletto. We just received a strange phone call to one of our encrypted help hot lines. It was from someone claiming to be Anon. He was trying to get in contact with you or Begemotike,” A feminine voice explained.
“It’s like old times. Do you have a location?”
“Yes. I’m sending it now. Is this the famous Anon from the Alaska mission?”
“I hope so. We’ve heard nothing from him for quite a while,” Kilvain tapped the steering wheel thoughtfully, “Have you contacted Begemotike about this yet?”
“Not yet, I thought he might be with you.”
“Thanks Stiletto. Good work on this. Tell Thunder I said to watch his head.”
“Will do, Kilvain. Stiletto out,” the female agent signed off, the sound of laughter cut off as the transmission ended.
“Dang, it’s going to be a busy few days,” Kilvain commented to himself.
“Unable to complete requested command,”the computer replied.
“Nevermind that, you bucket of chips, open a channel to Begemotike.”
“Channel open. Agent not responding. He may be outside his vehicle.”
“Record the following and send. Begemotike, believe it or not I’m on my way to help Jive and Dye. As if that weren’t momentous enough, we’ve just received what appears to be a phone call from Anon. If you’re not too busy I could use your help. I’m sending you all the information I have. Given the way you drive I imagine we can reach Columbus at about the same time. If we survive the ensuing fireworks, we’ll go find our favorite sword wielding amnesiac. Kilvain out.”
Settling back into the seat, Kilvain prepared himself for the long drive ahead. His mind couldn’t help but drift to thoughts of mutant teletubbies packing rocket launchers and Apache attack choppers mowing down legions of Ambrosianite security goons. As he drew inexorably closer to his destination, memories crowding into his mind, he couldn’t help wishing he’d managed to get a little more sleep the night before. Things had a way of getting very exciting around agents Jive320 and Dye Snakeeyes.

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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Official Resistance Website
Jive 320
<out of character>
tee hee hee!
<in character>

I ducked down low again as an Ambrosia helicopter flew overhead. I could hear shouts and could see beams of light flickering from every angle as Ambrosianites searched for my position. I checked my watch to see that the garage blew up a couple hours ago, so I was making good headway. If only I could shake these agents!
Shots were fired at the trees, making sure that I wasn't in one. The forest was cramped and the tall weeds and plants that surrounded me wouldn't hide me forever. I jolted out and hid behind some bushes. I almost screamed. My leg was still hurting bad from the shot to the foot. My makeshift bandage wasn't doing so well. I bent down to reposition it as I grabbed a handgun from my pocket. I din't want to fire if I didn't had to as it would give away my position. I turned and faced the back of the tree pulling my gun towards it. I slowly backed away making sure nothing was blocking my peripheial vision. My back touched another tree and I snaked around it. I squinted my eyes and a huge sigh of releif came. An opening in the forest! I checked around the tree once more and darted towards the clearance. I looked around to see a long stretch of road either way. It was then that I heard an engine from far off.
"What's that?" I asked myself. I ran in hid in a nearby ditch, handgun ready.
I heard the engine coming closer and closer. I kept wishing more and more that it would pass me by. Then I heard the breaks screech to a stop right in front of my position. This was it, I thought. If I was going out, I was going out in a blaze of glory. I shot up and turned around, gun in hand.
"GET IN THE CAR!" came from the driver. "Hurry before that copter busts this thing wide open with that minigun!"
I saw the helicopter in the distance. I squinted to try and see the driver before I plunged into his car. The high beams were on so I couldn't see his face. Finally I decided to go with him. I ran around the car and took shotgun.
"Who the heck are you?" I screamed.
"We are your new best friends," he said as he slammed his foot on the gas.


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<out of character>
don't worry, they aren't ambrosia. And keep driving K, we'll still meet up, but there's gonna be a twist So glad I'm coming back
<zips up character and drive away>


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Begemotike
Pizza is always a good thing, whether one is hungry or not, and Begemotike was usually hungry anyway, so when he spoke it was only after a few moments of studios silent chewing.
"Okay," he finally said, swallowing the last bit of his slice, and settling back.
"You've got some good goals there, ones that would help us - heck, the world - a lot. If we can knock out the coke distrubution.. well, it's by far not the only method for distribution that Ambrosia has, but it certainly is by far the largest. That puts a major crimp in everything they do."
"Okay, great." Shadowflare crossed his arms. "Any idea where their major distrubtion centers are? So forth?"
"Offhand? Nope. But I don't doubt someone in the Resistance has bothered to find that out.. you can put out a request on the network once you're logged on. Here's one thing to keep in mind, though - Coca Cola is a huge corporation, so you're better off trying to figure out where the nanobots are inserted and sabotoging that, than trying to destroy the world supply of coke.
"Stuff like that was covered in basic training." Archeopteryx replied dryly. "So..." she stopped as Begemotike raised his hand, his eyes suddenly alert. "What is it?"
"I'd swear I just saw a humvee drive by."
The little Mom and Pop restaraunt was located on a quiet street corner, with a small amount of traffic.. the stores around were mostly antique shops of some variety, used bookstores, and other establishments that did not draw a huge volume of people. There was no parking lot, Begemotike had simply brought his Mustang up alongside the curb and parked there. Part of him had thought that perhaps he should park it on the other side of the corner, so that it wouldn't be easily spotted... but then he decided he wanted it where he could reach it fast if need be. Now he wondered if that was the right choice.
Archeopteryx leaned back in her seat, moving a small curtain aside to scan the street. "I can't see anything. But they might have driven by, and be parking out back. Are you sure that you saw it?"
"No, but there are ways I want to have it confirmed, and ways I don't. Listen, take this, it's got an address on it, one time use. I don't have to tell you to memorize the number and then destroy the card, but I'm telling you anyway, because redundancy is a virtue." Begemotike talked rapidly, not pausing, and keeping active eyes all around. "That's the address of a Resistnace safe house - you'll find supplies there, some money, and a computer you can use for getting in touch with the Resistance network."
Archeopteryx took the pro-offered card, and both she and Shadowflare glanced at it momentarily before she crumpled it in her hand, and shoved it into her pocket. "What are you doing?" Jules asked for them.
Begemotike grinned. "I'll just divert whoever might come in here. Don't bother leaving until I'm gone, that way, hopefull, Ambrosia will never know you've gotten in touch with us yet."
"The less they know, the better." Archeopteryx agreed. "But if you need backup, we'll be right here."
"I hope I won't. Thanks, though, and good luck." Begemotike stood up, and walked to the register, pulling his wallet out of his pocket to pay for the meal. Wisely refraining from paying with credit in a family run establishment to avoid the length process, he pulled out a few bills, and told the teenage girl behind the counter to keep the change.
The timeing was perfect, as the back door opened and two men entered, both wearing the black signature BDU's and caps of Ambrosia troopers. As if that wasn't enough, the red and white logo was clearly emblazoned on their caps and shoulder patches. Begemotike caught their gaze and gave them a huge toothy grin. Casually turning around, he walked out of the establishment.
Walking out into the sunlit and peacefull street, Begemotike forced himself to keep from turning around or changing into a sprint. Using the windows of the stores opposite, he carefully scrutinized the scene behind him. Sure enough, there the two came, right on cue. What really made the day fun was that another two were loitering about on the sidewalk, not far from his Mustang. There were certain disadvantages to having the best looking car ever made, obviously.
Ever part of him on high alert, Begemotike walked as calmly as he could towards his car. If he could see himsel from the outside, he would have seemed absurdlly nonchalant, but from the inside, he felt like a collection of springs about to uncoil and go bezerk. There weren't any weapons visible, but that sure didn't mean much... the only thing that would prevent them from gunning him down would be the amount of witnesses that would incriminate Ambrosia. So what would they do?
The train of thought was forced out of mind as he reached his car, and slid his fingers under the edge of the door release.
"Excuse me sir," One of the Ambrosianites had sidled up alongside, and was sounding very official. "I'm with Ambrosia, Incorporated, as part of their internal security detail. Recently we've had a violation of our rights, and are looking for just such a vehicle as yours. May I see your ID, please?"
Begemotike grinned at him. "You know, you get points for Innovation. But, sure, here you go." He reached into his pocket, watching the Ambrosia troooper visible tense up, and the three who had quietly surrounded him. Keeping careful watch of them in the glare of the Mustangs tinted windows, he handed the man a card.
Taking it, the Ambrosianite saw a dark blue card, which was blank except for bright green lettering, which said:
Begemotike - Resistance Operative
Looking up quickly, he was subjected to a maniac smile. "Am I the person you were looking for?"
"Um.. uh... actually..." The card fell from his fingers, and fluttered under the car. Kneeling down to retrieve it, he politely handed it back. "No sir, thank you for your co operation."
Begemotike frowned, as the Ambrosianites all turned and started to walk away. What the heck?
"Hey, guys, I think you forgot something!" At the sound of his voice, the Ambrosianites turned to see Begemotike rise from reaching under his car and toss something towards them. Instinctivly, one of them reached out and caught it, and looked down to see a small blinking object in his hands.
"Nice try, but no cigar." He cocked his head at them, and gave them another grin. The thoughts that were going through their minds were extremely obvious. Begemotike winked. "I wouldn't."
They stood confused, glaring at him balefully, while he slid into the Mustang. If they could have seen, his hands were shaking too badly to insert the key into the ignition, so he ordered the car to life. It was one thing charging full tilt into a situation - you didn't have time to become a bundle of nerves then. Wondering if they were going to just hose you down while you bluffed it out was a bit much, however. Taking a shaky breath, he leaned back in his seat, watching the group dissapear around the corner, back to their humvee. They'd try to follow him, he didn't doubt, but this should be a problem, he knew how to lose people. You just went faster than they could keep up, that was all.
"You have... One.... New message." The computer informed him, as he shifted into gear.
Begemotike listened to Kilvains message with ever widening eyes. "Wowza, you have GOT to be kidding me, Jive is back? Anon is Alive? All RIGHT!"
CD eject, case replace, CD insert, volume up - Begemotike flipped through the actions with one hand, and then twisted the volume knob. As the first notes of 'Can't Drive 55' echoed through the cars interior, Begemotike leaned back in his seat, strapped in his seatbelt, and looked at the humvee in the rearview mirror. "Ready for a ride folks? It's time to roll!"
The engine revved, the tires squealed, and he was off.


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Jive 320
"What?" I yelled in a strained voice as the helicopter sounded overhead.
"We received a message from you. Well we intercepted it anyway. We have the Ambrosia lines for this complex tapped. Eccho is e-mailing the person who you sent it to now. It contains information on where to meet up with us," the man next to me replied.
"Wait a second, you know Kilvain?" a man in the back shouted. I turned my head to see two people, one with a computer on his lap and the other with twin uzis in his hands. They looked up at me when I realized what they were waiting for.
"Uh, yeah. I worked in his cell for a while up until a year ago when I got into a really bad car crash. Ambrosia agents intercepted me before I could do anything. They took us to some prison compound in Michigan and..."
"Us?" came from the man with twin uzis.
"I beleive that is the other name in the e-mail," The man with the computer whom I now assume to be Eccho.
"Dye Snakeyes is it?" the driver said turning to me.
"Do you know her?" I asked frantically.
"Yes, unfortunately," the man answered. "Look, let me introduce ourselves before we get to far into our life stories. My name is Syn, leader of the Columbus Resistance cell. That's Eccho with the computer and Cyrus with the uzis. We've been keeping a very close eye on this instalation. We have reason to beleive that they are creating some new nanobot more powerful than any we've seen before. Other sources tell us that they have created something that is immune to Pepsi and some of the other treatments. We also belevie that they are testing it on someone..." Syn said just as a missile from the helicopter shot in front of us and hit a tree. I heard a hundred cracks and snaps as the tree started crashing down. Syn hit the gas just as the tree landed on the spot where we were.
"Cyrus, take care of that please!" Syn yelled into the back
I looked back to see the man lean out the window and begin firing his uzis, emptying his clips at the airborn fighter.
"Look, this probably isn't the best place to talk! Here's a gun, take aim!" yelled Syn handing me a sniper rifle from the back.
I rolled down the window and leaned out. I focused the gun at the copters main fuel tank and pulled the trigger.

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Servack
Jake walked through the opened door. He came out onto a large metal platform, hovering nearly sixty feet over an extremly large, almost cavernous, room. The entire space was lined with the same sort of thin sheet-metal used in spacecraft, and was sectioned off into smaller compartments. Each of the compartments had one or two scientists buisily working away at some computers. In the center of the room, however, was a large clearing with several surgical beds. Jake could see figures strapped to the beds, obviously recieving some sort of surgery.

As Jake wondered what all this was for, he heard footsteps behind him. He turned to see a man in urban-camo military BDUs standing behind him. The man spoke.

"Greetings, agent Brant. We were told you would arrive soon." He stuck out his hand. "My name is Gen. John O'Connor."

Jake shook the proffered hand. "You knew I was comming?"

"Of course. We make it our buisness to know things."

Jake nodded. "Okay... So what's all this for?"

The man smiled. "Alright. Come with me." He walked towards a lift on the side of the platform. Jake followed.

As they slowly made their way down to the ground floor, the man started speaking. "This is Ambrosia Inc.'s Northern Californa research station. Ambrosia is a defence contractor--the largest in the world, we're proud to say." The lift reached the bottom. They both stepped off. "You may be familliar with some of our subsidiaries, Heckler and Kooch, Boeing, Lockheed..." They walked past one of the cubicles. Inside a researcher buisily typed on a computer that showed a diagram of some sort of robot. "Ah, yes. This is the pride and joy of Ambrosia R&D."

Jake moved toward the computer, looking over the scientist's shoulder. "What is it?"

Gen. O'Connor smiled. "It's the latest application of biological/mechanical engineering. It's a nanobot."

"A nano-what?"

The scientist looked up from her work. "A nanobot. A microscopic robot that is capible of entering a target cell and causing any number of benificial effects."

Jake nodded. "Oh... Like Star Trek."

The scientist rolled her eyes. "Sure, if you want to get juvenile about it."

The General put his hands up. "Okay, you two. Quit it. Anyway, Agent Brant, meet Rachel Smith. She's one of our best researchers."

Jake shook her hand. "Pleasure."

"Likewise."

The General motioned to Jake to follow him. "Come on, Agent Brant. The best is yet to come..."

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OOC: Heh, fun. If you're wondering why Jake hasn't been infected with the nanobots, stay tuned...

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Shade
Shadowflare and Archaeopteryx were silent as Jules drove them to the Resistance safe house, despite Jules' frequent attempts to liven up the conversation.
Pulling the VeeDub to a stop in front of a run-down shack of a building, Jules motioned to them to get out.
"This is a Resistance safe house?" Archaeopteryx asked with distaste.
"Seems not." Shadowflare answered. "It's numer 328, we're looking for 327. See, there it is." He pointed to a peeling wooden door with the number "327" painted on it, set into the concrete block of a tall apartment building.
Turning the door handle made a high-tech keypad emerge; tapping out the required code, Shadowflare opened the door onto a narrow set of steps leading down into the ground. Green slime covered the walls, and the only illumination came from a single unshaded bulb in the cieling.
"This is a Resistance safe house?" Archaeopteryx repeated with distaste.
"Seems like it." Shadowflare answered. The stairs led to a second door, which opened out onto a large concrete-walled room.
"There's the comp." Archaeopteryx pointed out, indicating an old beige monitor and hard drive.
"And the cash." Shadowflare noted a lime-green safe set into the wall.
Sitting down on the dilapidated swivel chair, Archaeopteryx thumped the old Apple's Power button. "C'mon, you ancient hunk of junk, go!"
Shadowflare grinned, and sat down in an old overstuffed armchair.
A look of suprised disgust crossed his face, and he jumped back up.
"What's wrong?"
"I think I sat on a rat." he complained, indicating the red smear on the seat.
"Yech. Yes, we have an internet connection…log on to Resistance forums… post new message; "Hello, fellow Resistance members. Just wondering if any of you people know where nanobots go into the cola? We're looking to make a strike…
Ciao,
Archaeopteryx
Viva la Resistance!"… will that do?"
"Ought to. Now, I was thinking, Ambrosia certainly has our descriptions now…"
"…So rule one in enemy territory is not to look like the enemy thinks you look like." Archaeopteryx finished.
"Well, actually it's Rule 124, but yes."
"Let's go shopping." Archaeopteryx said grimly, in the same tone as big-screen action heroes say "time to die."
Fumbling with the safe, Shadowflare managed to get the door open, withdrew a thick wad of bills, and split it roughly in half, pocketing the larger half.
Twenty minutes later, they were relaxing in a hairdresser's salon in a more up-class neighbourhood.
"You look like Clint Eastwood with that haircut." Archaeopteryx said.
"Yurk. Can't you at least try to be complimentary? At least I don't look like I used to. And do you hear me making comments like that about your hair? No."
"That's because my hair actually looks good." she replied, running a hand through her newly red-gold hair.
Shadowflare mumbled something, paid the girl behind the counter, and left.
Archaeopteryx hurried after him. "Have you noticed that black leather isn't exactly inconspicuous?" she asked.
"In fact I had." he retorted. "We'd better buy new clothes, then."
"Okay, now to find a decent clothes store…"
Another hour and the two exited the largest clothing supplier in fifteen minute's distance.
Archaeopterx was dressed simply in jeans and a denim jacket; Shadowflare had found the age-old uniform of the "hip and cool"; jeans and a t-shirt.
"Well, you scrub up reasonably well." he said.
"Considering I haven't had a bath in several days, yes." She replied. "By the way, call me Natalie."
"Awww, I'm honoured." he replied. "I had no idea you liked me."
"I don't, fool. But "Archaeopteryx" is a rather conspicuous name."
"True. In that case, call me Joe."
"Joe? Joe is your name?" she said, in the same tone as people asked Saint George, "You killed a what? Don't you know dragons are an endangered species?"
"Unfortunately, yes." Shadowflare sighed. "Why do you think I got an alias?"
"Because you want to sound cool." She replied.
"Well, that too." Joe turned the handle of the old door and stepped into the safe house.

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Jive 320
We pulled up to a beat up old restaurant. I looked up to a big sign with a couple burnt out bulbs.
"Big Beartha's, Kill and Grill It," I said looking up at the sign.
"Hey, they make a good hash brown," Syn said as he pulled up and stopped. The four of us walked out of the car exhausted from the past couple hours. A total of six helicopters and scattered Ambrosia agents chased us the entire way. Thank goodness I blew up the garage before. No humvees chased us. I opened the door and walked in to be greeted by a large woman in an apron.
"Your Big Beartha I presume," I said to the lady.
"No, I'm Marilyn Monroe," she responded with a sarcastic tone.
"Oh, ma," came from Syn as he gave her a big hug.
"Ma?" I said with a startled and confused look.
"Just follow me," came from Cyrus as we walked towards the back. We came to a door with a large yellow sign that said 'Danger, Janitor's Closet.' We opened it up and walked down a couple flights of stairs until we reached a large room filled with computers, weapons, and a large table covered in stacks of paper.
"Well, here it is. Guess we hould probably start getting down to bussiness..."

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