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White Fire
This is out of pure scientific curiosity.

How much do breasts weigh? Let's just assume that I grow size C boobies, how much additional weight would I be expected to carry around because of them?
Jas86
Damn, I guess that question really did truly bother you.

If I were to estimate, roughly anyway

1 c-cup breast = 1.75lbs.
wondergirl
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 24 2005, 08:24 PM)
...how much additional weight would I be expected to carry around because of them?
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Har. If you grow breasts, I'd say that's the least of your worries.
Steelix
wondergirl++ to the max.
Myriad
I actually did try figuring this out earlier, but all I came up with was recipes for delicious, savory chicken.
Jshei
QUOTE(Jas86 @ Jan 24 2005, 08:43 PM)
If I were to estimate, roughly anyway
1 c-cup breast = 1.75lbs.
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I would agree with that estimate.
Matrix
It would be an issue of density as much as volume now wouldn't it?
I've tested some C cups that were dense enough to promote further testing of various different kinds, and I've had some that were simply too loose. Good breasts at a C size I would roughly estimate at 2 pounds.

I'm not much of a C person myself though.
White Fire
Okay, so if 1 c-cup was 0.8Kg (1.75 pounds), then two would be 1.6Kg. That's quite a bit...
-esw-dragoon_77
How do you make two pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

Honestly, though, I always figured a C-sized breast would weigh between four and five pounds. Then again, left-handers have a tendency to suck at guessing that sort of thing.
White Fire
QUOTE(-esw-dragoon_77 @ Jan 25 2005, 07:22 PM)
How do you make two pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

Honestly, though, I always figured a C-sized breast would weigh between four and five pounds.  Then again, left-handers have a tendency to suck at guessing that sort of thing.
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No way... That is way too big. Good god...
Desert Fox
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 05:02 AM)
No way... That is way too big. Good god...
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unless C is that size around there, which in that case im moving to wherever the hell esw lives ASAP
blacksabre
You're all way off. My wife is a D (almost a double, but not quite). Her doctor actually weighed hers a few years back . . . 13 lbs. And you wonder why girls with big boobs have back problems. Her back is severely screwed up.
Captaintripps
I remember seeing somewhere that on average both breasts weigh about 5 lbs.
-esw-dragoon_77
QUOTE(blacksabre @ Jan 25 2005, 06:48 AM)
You're all way off.  My wife is a D (almost a double, but not quite).  Her doctor actually weighed hers a few years back . . . 13 lbs.  And you wonder why girls with big boobs have back problems.  Her back is severely screwed up.
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Yeah, my first girlfriend had DDDD boobs. It was hard for her to even walk.
byteme
This just makes me glad I don't have big boobs. Added back problems, they just get in the way. What already have can get in the way though. All a big pain in the ass.
White Fire
QUOTE(Captaintripps @ Jan 26 2005, 04:20 AM)
I remember seeing somewhere that on average both breasts weigh about 5 lbs.
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That's still 2.2Kg. I have a new respect for women.
Fnoigy
I like boobs, but I'm still glad that my Y-chromosome keeps me from having them myself.
wondergirl
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 02:35 PM)
That's still 2.2Kg. I have a new respect for women.
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Heh. Try strapping a 5lb bag of sugar to your sternum and you'll see what it's like.
Matrix
QUOTE(wondergirl @ Jan 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Heh. Try strapping a 5lb bag of sugar to your sternum and you'll see what it's like.
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If it would turn women on I'd bare that burden for the rest of my life.
scythe
QUOTE(Matrix @ Jan 26 2005, 12:12 PM)
If it would turn women on I'd bare that burden for the rest of my life.
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You have trouble with that?
polaris wanter
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
Matrix
QUOTE(lord_scythe @ Jan 25 2005, 05:47 PM)
You have trouble with that?
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Here in the states we do not consider sheep as "women"

In all honesty though, no, I don't typically. But any points I can scrape together I will.
Destroyer E
QUOTE(polaris wanter @ Jan 25 2005, 06:54 PM)
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
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There is nothing funny about science.

I am finding this information quite interesting.
Jas86
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 02:02 AM)
Okay, so if 1 c-cup was 0.8Kg (1.75 pounds), then two would be 1.6Kg. That's quite a bit...
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Well, I'm only basing that estimate on empirical evidence with one subject (damn she had a nice rack!), so answers may well vary. Further evaluation is needed.

QUOTE(polaris wanter @ Jan 25 2005, 04:54 PM)
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
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Your speaking rights are hereby terminated. Welcome to the scientific revolution, biznitch.
fchsjv4
QUOTE
Zing!
LawnGnome
Fancy that, Charles, the bosoms are corporeal in nature! I do say, William. I do say!
bite_me_man_87
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result? A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
general11
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 26 2005, 05:50 PM)
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result?  A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
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That is just plain WRONG!!!
White Fire
QUOTE(general11 @ Jan 27 2005, 08:52 AM)
That is just plain WRONG!!!
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But pretty easy to please in bed.
bite_me_man_87
Linky to 3rd nipple
White Fire
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 27 2005, 09:11 AM)
Linky to 3rd nipple
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Ah! So despite what General11 has said, it isn't wrong!
Klepsacovic
I am truly amazed. Not about the actual topic, though that is interesting. Instead I am surprised at the actual existence of maturity, who would have thought that this topic would not rapidly degenerate into 500 posts of people saying they like boobs.
My god, five pounds? Granted that isn't much, but what an awkward way to carry it.
scythe
QUOTE(general11 @ Jan 27 2005, 11:52 AM)
That is just plain WRONG!!!
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It is not. Open your mind, geez.
The Journalist
Yes, this topic is unusually mature for BnB. It's almost frightening.

I have to say, I've never thought about this at all. Now I may. But likely not.
Destroyer E
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 26 2005, 05:50 PM)
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result?  A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
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I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT!!!
fchsjv4
The fact that it's pierced makes it all the wierder.
Requiem
A mature discussion? In the BnB? I thought this was going to be a bunch of horny guys laughing about boobs.... Who are you and what have you done to the real BnBers? tongue.gif

I just had to get that comment in. Otherwise, I have no idea how heavy a breast or two would weigh...
LabRat
So thankful I'm male....
Rath
What LabRat said.
-esw-dragoon_77
OMG BOOBS!!!!1!11!
Rath
LIEK OMG!!11!! 7H3Y 4R3 L1K3 73H 4W350M3!!11!! Um ok. No more soda for me >.>
The Journalist
What he said.

Um, the second part.
polaris wanter
See what I was laughing at was the first statement and the third statemnt I think it was "if you were to grow some C sized breasts that would be the least of your problems" that is what cracked me up.

tongue.gif
Rath
And the most important problem would be your grammer.
Ross
QUOTE(Klepsacovic @ Jan 26 2005, 06:05 PM)
I am truly amazed.  Not about the actual topic, though that is interesting.  Instead I am surprised at the actual existence of maturity, who would have thought that this topic would not rapidly degenerate into 500 posts of people saying they like boobs.
My god, five pounds?  Granted that isn't much, but what an awkward way to carry it.
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QUOTE(-esw-dragoon_77 @ Jan 26 2005, 11:35 PM)
OMG BOOBS!!!!1!11!
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QUOTE(Rath @ Jan 27 2005, 08:26 PM)
LIEK OMG!!11!! 7H3Y 4R3 L1K3 73H 4W350M3!!11!! Um ok. No more soda for me >.>
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Klepsacovic: I think you spoke too soon...
Jas86
You, sirs, have completely ruined the entire purpose and fundamental principles of this investigation.


I hope you all rot in hell.
The Real Darth Bob
QUOTE(Rath @ Jan 29 2005, 10:38 PM)
And the most important problem would be your grammer.
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*cough*
Klepsacovic
My God, people! This topic is about breasts and all you can do is criticize grammar and spelling? While the maturity is nice, stay on topic for once! Seriously, what is wrong with you that you change a topic about breasts into a writing mocking festival? mad.gif
Back on topic; breasts look nice. I thank all women and girls for bearing such a burden.
But I have a question for all who care; is there a maximum attractive size? I personally think there gets to be a size that is overwhelming. It's like winning a million dollars and getting a reasonably sized briefcase full of bills versus winning a billion and getting crushed under a giant pile of paper.
Jshei
QUOTE(Klepsacovic @ Jan 29 2005, 08:21 PM)
But I have a question for all who care; is there a maximum attractive size? 
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It depends on the size of the woman. A bigger woman (taller, bigger bones, whichever) could pull off DD, DDD, etc, but a smaller woman would look disproportionate. Which is not always a good thing. I think you're pushing it if youre any bigger than a D. Give us those more natural B's and C's huh? Why carry the extra weight?
Destroyer E
I mostly judge attractive girls on their face and body size (fatness or lack thereof). The breast size is like a bonus feature! biggrin.gif wink.gif
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