White Fire
Jan 24 2005, 11:24 PM
This is out of pure scientific curiosity.
How much do breasts weigh? Let's just assume that I grow size C boobies, how much additional weight would I be expected to carry around because of them?
Jas86
Jan 24 2005, 11:43 PM
Damn, I guess that question really did truly bother you.
If I were to estimate, roughly anyway
1 c-cup breast = 1.75lbs.
wondergirl
Jan 24 2005, 11:50 PM
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 24 2005, 08:24 PM)
...how much additional weight would I be expected to carry around because of them?
[snapback]1373442[/snapback]
Har. If you grow breasts, I'd say that's the least of your worries.
Steelix
Jan 24 2005, 11:54 PM
wondergirl++ to the max.
Myriad
Jan 24 2005, 11:56 PM
I actually did try figuring this out earlier, but all I came up with was recipes for delicious, savory chicken.
Jshei
Jan 25 2005, 12:09 AM
QUOTE(Jas86 @ Jan 24 2005, 08:43 PM)
If I were to estimate, roughly anyway
1 c-cup breast = 1.75lbs.
[snapback]1373451[/snapback]
I would agree with that estimate.
Matrix
Jan 25 2005, 12:25 AM
It would be an issue of density as much as volume now wouldn't it?
I've tested some C cups that were dense enough to promote further testing of various different kinds, and I've had some that were simply too loose. Good breasts at a C size I would roughly estimate at 2 pounds.
I'm not much of a C person myself though.
White Fire
Jan 25 2005, 04:02 AM
Okay, so if 1 c-cup was 0.8Kg (1.75 pounds), then two would be 1.6Kg. That's quite a bit...
-esw-dragoon_77
Jan 25 2005, 04:22 AM
How do you make two pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Honestly, though, I always figured a C-sized breast would weigh between four and five pounds. Then again, left-handers have a tendency to suck at guessing that sort of thing.
White Fire
Jan 25 2005, 05:02 AM
QUOTE(-esw-dragoon_77 @ Jan 25 2005, 07:22 PM)
How do you make two pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Honestly, though, I always figured a C-sized breast would weigh between four and five pounds. Then again, left-handers have a tendency to suck at guessing that sort of thing.
[snapback]1373552[/snapback]
No way... That is way too big. Good god...
Desert Fox
Jan 25 2005, 05:53 AM
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 05:02 AM)
No way... That is way too big. Good god...
[snapback]1373558[/snapback]
unless C is that size around there, which in that case im moving to wherever the hell esw lives ASAP
blacksabre
Jan 25 2005, 08:48 AM
You're all way off. My wife is a D (almost a double, but not quite). Her doctor actually weighed hers a few years back . . . 13 lbs. And you wonder why girls with big boobs have back problems. Her back is severely screwed up.
Captaintripps
Jan 25 2005, 01:20 PM
I remember seeing somewhere that on average both breasts weigh about 5 lbs.
-esw-dragoon_77
Jan 25 2005, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(blacksabre @ Jan 25 2005, 06:48 AM)
You're all way off. My wife is a D (almost a double, but not quite). Her doctor actually weighed hers a few years back . . . 13 lbs. And you wonder why girls with big boobs have back problems. Her back is severely screwed up.
[snapback]1373583[/snapback]
Yeah, my first girlfriend had DDDD boobs. It was hard for her to even walk.
byteme
Jan 25 2005, 03:15 PM
This just makes me glad I don't have big boobs. Added back problems, they just get in the way. What already have can get in the way though. All a big pain in the ass.
White Fire
Jan 25 2005, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Captaintripps @ Jan 26 2005, 04:20 AM)
I remember seeing somewhere that on average both breasts weigh about 5 lbs.
[snapback]1373695[/snapback]
That's still 2.2Kg. I have a new respect for women.
Fnoigy
Jan 25 2005, 05:49 PM
I like boobs, but I'm still glad that my Y-chromosome keeps me from having them myself.
wondergirl
Jan 25 2005, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 02:35 PM)
That's still 2.2Kg. I have a new respect for women.
[snapback]1373836[/snapback]
Heh. Try strapping a 5lb bag of sugar to your sternum and you'll see what it's like.
Matrix
Jan 25 2005, 06:12 PM
QUOTE(wondergirl @ Jan 25 2005, 04:56 PM)
Heh. Try strapping a 5lb bag of sugar to your sternum and you'll see what it's like.
[snapback]1373858[/snapback]
If it would turn women on I'd bare that burden for the rest of my life.
scythe
Jan 25 2005, 06:47 PM
QUOTE(Matrix @ Jan 26 2005, 12:12 PM)
If it would turn women on I'd bare that burden for the rest of my life.
[snapback]1373880[/snapback]
You have trouble with that?
polaris wanter
Jan 25 2005, 06:54 PM
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
Matrix
Jan 25 2005, 06:56 PM
QUOTE(lord_scythe @ Jan 25 2005, 05:47 PM)
You have trouble with that?
[snapback]1373907[/snapback]
Here in the states we do not consider sheep as "women"
In all honesty though, no, I don't typically. But any points I can scrape together I will.
Destroyer E
Jan 25 2005, 07:06 PM
QUOTE(polaris wanter @ Jan 25 2005, 06:54 PM)
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
[snapback]1373913[/snapback]
There is nothing funny about science.
I am finding this information quite interesting.
Jas86
Jan 25 2005, 07:35 PM
QUOTE(White Fire @ Jan 25 2005, 02:02 AM)
Okay, so if 1 c-cup was 0.8Kg (1.75 pounds), then two would be 1.6Kg. That's quite a bit...
[snapback]1373542[/snapback]
Well, I'm only basing that estimate on empirical evidence with one subject (damn she had a nice rack!), so answers may well vary. Further evaluation is needed.
QUOTE(polaris wanter @ Jan 25 2005, 04:54 PM)
This is ####ing hilarious! roflmao
[snapback]1373913[/snapback]
Your speaking rights are hereby terminated. Welcome to the scientific revolution, biznitch.
fchsjv4
Jan 25 2005, 07:49 PM
LawnGnome
Jan 26 2005, 09:32 AM
Fancy that, Charles, the bosoms are corporeal in nature! I do say, William. I do say!
bite_me_man_87
Jan 26 2005, 05:50 PM
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result? A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
general11
Jan 26 2005, 05:52 PM
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 26 2005, 05:50 PM)
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result? A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
[snapback]1374406[/snapback]
That is just plain
WRONG!!!
White Fire
Jan 26 2005, 06:02 PM
QUOTE(general11 @ Jan 27 2005, 08:52 AM)
That is just plain
WRONG!!![snapback]1374407[/snapback]
But pretty easy to please in bed.
bite_me_man_87
Jan 26 2005, 06:11 PM
White Fire
Jan 26 2005, 06:28 PM
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 27 2005, 09:11 AM)
Linky to 3rd nipple[snapback]1374420[/snapback]
Ah! So despite what General11 has said, it isn't wrong!
Klepsacovic
Jan 26 2005, 07:05 PM
I am truly amazed. Not about the actual topic, though that is interesting. Instead I am surprised at the actual existence of maturity, who would have thought that this topic would not rapidly degenerate into 500 posts of people saying they like boobs.
My god, five pounds? Granted that isn't much, but what an awkward way to carry it.
scythe
Jan 26 2005, 07:08 PM
QUOTE(general11 @ Jan 27 2005, 11:52 AM)
That is just plain
WRONG!!![snapback]1374407[/snapback]
It is not. Open your mind, geez.
The Journalist
Jan 26 2005, 08:25 PM
Yes, this topic is unusually mature for BnB. It's almost frightening.
I have to say, I've never thought about this at all. Now I may. But likely not.
Destroyer E
Jan 26 2005, 09:16 PM
QUOTE(bite_me_man_87 @ Jan 26 2005, 05:50 PM)
You know.... A while ago i saw a news artical where a guy had a skin graft done from his chest to his leg after he was burned or something.. The result? A 3rd nipple. On his leg.
[snapback]1374406[/snapback]
I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT!!!
fchsjv4
Jan 26 2005, 09:40 PM
The fact that it's pierced makes it all the wierder.
Requiem
Jan 26 2005, 10:24 PM
A mature discussion? In the BnB? I thought this was going to be a bunch of horny guys laughing about boobs.... Who are you and what have you done to the real BnBers?

I just had to get that comment in. Otherwise, I have no idea how heavy a breast or two would weigh...
LabRat
Jan 26 2005, 10:26 PM
So thankful I'm male....
Rath
Jan 27 2005, 12:00 AM
What LabRat said.
-esw-dragoon_77
Jan 27 2005, 12:35 AM
OMG BOOBS!!!!1!11!
Rath
Jan 27 2005, 09:26 PM
LIEK OMG!!11!! 7H3Y 4R3 L1K3 73H 4W350M3!!11!! Um ok. No more soda for me >.>
The Journalist
Jan 27 2005, 09:45 PM
What he said.
Um, the second part.
polaris wanter
Jan 29 2005, 08:56 PM
See what I was laughing at was the first statement and the third statemnt I think it was "if you were to grow some C sized breasts that would be the least of your problems" that is what cracked me up.
Rath
Jan 29 2005, 10:38 PM
And the most important problem would be your grammer.
Ross
Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(Klepsacovic @ Jan 26 2005, 06:05 PM)
I am truly amazed. Not about the actual topic, though that is interesting. Instead I am surprised at the actual existence of maturity, who would have thought that this topic would not rapidly degenerate into 500 posts of people saying they like boobs.
My god, five pounds? Granted that isn't much, but what an awkward way to carry it.
[snapback]1374453[/snapback]
QUOTE(-esw-dragoon_77 @ Jan 26 2005, 11:35 PM)
OMG BOOBS!!!!1!11!
[snapback]1374642[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rath @ Jan 27 2005, 08:26 PM)
LIEK OMG!!11!! 7H3Y 4R3 L1K3 73H 4W350M3!!11!! Um ok. No more soda for me >.>
[snapback]1375022[/snapback]
Klepsacovic: I think you spoke too soon...
Jas86
Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM
You, sirs, have completely ruined the entire purpose and fundamental principles of this investigation.
I hope you all rot in hell.
The Real Darth Bob
Jan 29 2005, 10:59 PM
QUOTE(Rath @ Jan 29 2005, 10:38 PM)
And the most important problem would be your gramm
er.
[snapback]1376085[/snapback]
*cough*
Klepsacovic
Jan 29 2005, 11:21 PM
My God, people! This topic is about breasts and all you can do is criticize grammar and spelling? While the maturity is nice, stay on topic for once! Seriously, what is wrong with you that you change a topic about breasts into a writing mocking festival?
Back on topic; breasts look nice. I thank all women and girls for bearing such a burden.
But I have a question for all who care; is there a maximum attractive size? I personally think there gets to be a size that is overwhelming. It's like winning a million dollars and getting a reasonably sized briefcase full of bills versus winning a billion and getting crushed under a giant pile of paper.
Jshei
Jan 29 2005, 11:41 PM
QUOTE(Klepsacovic @ Jan 29 2005, 08:21 PM)
But I have a question for all who care; is there a maximum attractive size?
[snapback]1376106[/snapback]
It depends on the size of the woman. A bigger woman (taller, bigger bones, whichever) could pull off DD, DDD, etc, but a smaller woman would look disproportionate. Which is not always a good thing. I think you're pushing it if youre any bigger than a D. Give us those more natural B's and C's huh? Why carry the extra weight?
Destroyer E
Jan 29 2005, 11:51 PM
I mostly judge attractive girls on their face and body size (fatness or lack thereof). The breast size is like a bonus feature!
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.