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Hector the Red Tailed Parrot.

Posted Dec 23 2008, 06:23 PM

ROCHESTER, New York -- December 23, 2008 --  Ambrosia Software and all it's crew would like to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday!  To add to the already growing holiday tradition, we have created another holiday special for the Ambrosia NewsBlog readers.   First we had "How Hector Stole Christmas" and then we brought you "twas the night before Christmas - Hector Style".   This year we bring you a short but sweet classic.   "Hector the Red Tailed Parrot".

Hector the Red Tailed Parrot

You know Andrew, and David,
and Rudy, and Dom, Jake,
Kat, Marcus, Jerome and John.
but do you recall,
the nastiest creature of all...

Hector the Red Tailed Parrot
had a very noisy shriek
and if you ever heard it
you won't hear again for a week.

All of the other Ambrosians
used to try to stay away
from that obnoxious Hector,
the irritating African Grey.

Then one Snowy Christmas Eve
Andrew came to say:
"Hector, would you $#&^ing Stop,
it's going to make my head pop."

Then all Ambrosia went home
as they shouted with cheer
Hector the red tailed parrot
told them to get out of here.

Moral of the story:
We have the holidays off, and Hector is Evil.


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